Are you a real villain?
You ever caught a good guy, like a real superhero?
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Right, I can see, I shall have to teach you, how to be, villains!
Hey!
Now listen closely
Here’s a little lesson, in trickery
This is going down in history
If you want to be a villain number one
You’ve got to chase a superhero on the run!
Now follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound!
No don’t touch that!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one!
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
GO!
No throw it on him not me!
Let’s try something else
Now watch, and learn
Here’s the deal
He’ll slip and slide on this banana peel, AHAHA-
WAT R U DOING!?