RiverRat

I was indeed raised by redneck possums in the deep woods of Las Vegas. I have since overcome the serious shortcomings presented by my childhood and now reside with an amicable group of raccoons in Northern California. We live fabulous lives swimming in the river, eating random bits of garbage and singing karaoke at local gay bars. My family and friends rock! Though they are somewhat disparaging about the amount of time I spend playing games.