Ruvie

darkshadowskyguy: It’s like 50 jolly lock mans falling on you at the same time.
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am0ignem: I’m sure tales will be written in the centuries following about the brave souls who tried to slay the almighty Fallopius de Ruv.
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am0ignem: I’m a giraffe and all you other bitches are just zebras.
am0ignem: **** yo stripes.
AmbroseMerle: you just jelly ladies like horses more ;D
am0ignem: Zebras are just glorified ponies.
AmbroseMerle: don’t have such a long face and a rubber neck…
am0ignem: You jelly of my extra-long tongue.
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Wurmish: The square root of rope is string.
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JRCameron: * generates a lump of tentacles with expectoration-based orifices, follows Am0 around spitting on him constantly *
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Xiad: no, thats just trying to sing while running a toilet brush up and down inside your larynx
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morgoth1: stick a screwdriver in your belly button and turn till your butt falls off

Zynette: for a second there, I thought that was Cocaine himself…
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AmbroseMerle: He’s just like Smeagle – he just kind of crawled out of a cave and started creeping on people.
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M5000: Unibrow master race.
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itlives: 0.o… my eyes are deaf now
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morgoth1: I thought flash crash was when you caused some old lady to go off the road by showing her your willy from the side of the road.
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M5000: Because Ruvie knows she belongs to the chauvinistic cult of the Underm00
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M5000: Butterfree up your plans cause I’mma bedrillin dat ass all night.
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