I am me, a dude in the good old U, S, of A. I absolutely love video games, and apreciate the music that goes into them. I read alot (mostly sci fi and fantasy, since you ask) and enjoy eating. The Legend of Zelda is the best series ever, no arguments or else (Majora’s Mask Forever!). The original Sonic the Hedgehog games are a close second, followed by Mario. And I guess that’s it. You can go now. Stop reading this. Damn, you’re persistent. Get lost or I’ll call the cops. pulls out shotgun I said Get Lost! Bang! Now you are dead. HAHAHA!
Favorite Quotes:
I are awesomness; Feed me; Go stick your head up a hippo’s buttcrack; No worries mate; WTF; Mr. Shine, Him Diamond; It’s a me, Mario!; The cake is a lie!; I HAVEFURY!; I…I will consume…consume…everything…; I AM DARKNESS!!; War, war never changes; Bingely Bingely Beep!; When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth; Bugrit! Millenium Hand and Shrimp!; "They had princesses that were so noble, they could pee through a dozen matresses; “…”; Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!; ACHCRIVENS!; I have chortles; I’m not crazy. I’m INSANE; How do you flip a bird?; Woof woof bloody woof, sheesh. Give ‘em a couple of thumbs and suddenly they’re the lords of bloody creation!; Your remote has poop on it!; What are safety catch?; Elves are not nice. Elves are bad; "It says ‘Here be Dragons’, right here in the city! “That is just the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons on Dagon Street”; Join me on the Dark Side; I aint afraid of no ghosts; “—-they rise ARSE up, arse up, arse up, see the little angels rise up high…”; Truth! Justice! Freedom! And a hard-boiled egg! ; Do prison cells usually have holes in them? No they don’t. I thought so.. Should there be a prisoner in the cell?; You put your left foot in, and take your left foot out, in, out, in, out. A SHARKJUSTBIT MY FOOTOFF!!; “I know I said he was a good chap, but what I meant was he’s a complete arsehole”; “Can I use your lawnmower?” “Of course you can so long as it doesn’t leave my garden.”; “If the enemy is in range, so are you.”; “It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.”; “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”; “You, you, and you … Panic. The rest of you, come with me.”; “Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.”; “Wasn’t that the bomb technician?” “Yes, he’s defusing the bomb.” “Why is he running?”; “Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.”; People may think that “aaarrrgh” is universal, but this is not so. In Klatch alone it means, variously, “your wife is a big hippo”, “I would like to eat your foot”, and “Hello, thinks Mr. Happy purple cat.” One tribe is renowned for its cruelty to victims, but that is because the prisoners appears to be screaming, “Quick, more boiling oil!”; Feed Me; If it still stands up after a good couple of whacks from six feet of solid oak, then it is probably immune to magic as well; May you live in interesting times; “I have no need to fear the darkness, for I AM darkness!”; “Fate has Favored you”; It’s yellow, isn’t it; I AM ZOOOOOOORRRRK!; It’s time to blow shit up!; Do you listen to the duck? You shouldn’t listen to the duck. The duck says bad things. Terrible things.; I am power…I am darkness…I am hunger…I AM PHANTOM!; BRING ME THESEVENSTARS!; We are Karate Duo #1!; EPIC Fail!; I am Error; It’s time for the next exciting adventure of Captain QUAAAAARRK!; “If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.”; “The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.”; “Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.”; “Mankind has a perfect record in aviation – we have never left one up there!”; “Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.”; “Did you feel that?”; “What’s that noise?”; “Oh S…”“Never trade luck for skill.”; “What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, …. the pilot dies.”; “If you hear me yell;”Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echo’s.’ If you stop to ask “Why?”, you’ll be talking to yourself, because by then you’ll be the pilot."; “Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.”; “When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”; COWER, PUNYMORTALS!; But, it was so artfully done…; To eat or not to eat, what a stupid question. ‘Tis it not nobler to clean thine plate to maketh room for more?; “Your true face… What kind of… face is it? I wonder… The face under the mask… Is that… your true face?”; “I wonder… If you do the right thing… Does it really make… everybody… happy?”; You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?; Believing in your friends and embracing that belief by forgiving failure. These feelings have vanished from our hearts.; Swamp. Mountain. Ocean. Canyon… hurry, the four who are there… bring them here!; OK, let’s play good guys and bad guys… I’ll be the good guy, and you be the bad guy…when you’re bad , you just run…; Can I ask… a question? Your friends… What kind of… people are they? I wonder… Do these people… think of you… as a friend?; Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But that parting needs not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short while… that is up to you.; System not found. Insert install disc. Disc not found. Please confirm disc cover is closed. Read error. Insert boot disc and press enter. No response. System may be busy or melting into slag. Application error. Save your work and quit. You lost everything. Way to go genius. Waiting for processors. 404 hampsters not found. Threat level upgraded to Jelly Roll 1. Detonation imminent. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identifaction. C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti lip! CTRLALTDEL!; SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEE!; Fact: the Fact Core is the most intelligent and good looking of all the cores; I fart in your general direction!; I like trains; Augh! Augh! Bird! Kill it! It’s evil!; Why is this car parked on my sandwich!?; FATTYFATTYORPHAN!; PINGAS; Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?Furious! Outraged! Sick with anger!; And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!; Honk if you love THEMAPLIGHT!; The hate for the gods that has boiled in my veins… you shall taste all of it in the bite of my blade. The only question left is how long will you manage to remain standing before I take your life. Try to keep it interesting for me, will you?; You shouldn’t have done that; That Spy’s a Spy!; HEROICPOSE!; Five exclamation points. The sure sign of an insane mind; I’m going to give myself a prrromotion!; I’m not as think as you drunk I am; I’ll tell you what I said but I didn’t say it; Is it true that dwarfs only love gold? No, we just say that to get it into bed; Spy’ sappin mah sentry!; Sandvich! So moist and delicious!; No, that would be YOURMOTHER!; Your argument is invalid, I have a flamethrower;Ahhhh! It burns! Like gonorrhea!; Mah Boi; That was doctor assisted homicide!; On my sixteenth birthday, my family tried to surprise me with a car, but luckily they missed; “That’ll be 36 iron”. “How about a raw fish?” “TAKEEVERYTHING!!!!!!!!”;
Favorite Games
1: The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
2: Pikmin 2
3: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
4: Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
5: Ratchet and Clank: Up your Arsenal
6: Sonic the Hedgehog 3
7: Team Fortress 2
8: Portal 2
9: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
10: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
11: Halo: Reach
12: The Lagend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Major Accomplishments:
-Eating 12 tacos in one meal
-Reading the entire Harry Potter AND the Eragon series in less than 4 days
-Making my own pixelated comic book/graphic novel
-Having 4 dogs at once
-Catching a clam on a fishing hook
-Catching 3 flies at the same time with my bare hands
-Starting a Kongregate account
-Getting a perfect A+ grade in a class
-Stuffing eleven small chicken fingers in my mouth at the same time
-Getting into an argument with my teacher that took all period and WON
→A↓→A↓
Time travel FTW!
► ▼ A ▼ ► ▲
“The four who are there, bring them here!”
O o
/¯/___________________________ ___/
|BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
\_\ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\
Pessimists say the glass is half empty. Optimists say the glass is half full. I say “Who the hell drank half my soda!?”
My hit list
1. Justin Beiber
2. Rebecca Black
3. Osama Bin Laden ✓
4. Cancer
5. Dracula ✓
6. Elvis
7. Tacnayn
8. Sparta ✓
Rules of Spychecking:
1: Everyone is a spy
2: No matter how many times you spycheck someone, it is never enough
3: Spies always have the Dead Ringer
4: There is always a Spy right behind you
5: ????
6: Profit
Whenever I join any website, I always try to put down my Sex as “lots”
I am me, a dude in the good old U, S, of A. I absolutely love video games, and apreciate the music that goes into them. I read alot (mostly sci fi and fantasy, since you ask) and enjoy eating. The Legend of Zelda is the best series ever, no arguments or else (Majora’s Mask Forever!). The original Sonic the Hedgehog games are a close second, followed by Mario. And I guess that’s it. You can go now. Stop reading this. Damn, you’re persistent. Get lost or I’ll call the cops. pulls out shotgun I said Get Lost! Bang! Now you are dead. HAHAHA!
Favorite Quotes:
I are awesomness; Feed me; Go stick your head up a hippo’s buttcrack; No worries mate; WTF; Mr. Shine, Him Diamond; It’s a me, Mario!; The cake is a lie!; I HAVEFURY!; I…I will consume…consume…everything…; I AM DARKNESS!!; War, war never changes; Bingely Bingely Beep!; When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth; Bugrit! Millenium Hand and Shrimp!; "They had princesses that were so noble, they could pee through a dozen matresses; “…”; Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!; ACHCRIVENS!; I have chortles; I’m not crazy. I’m INSANE; How do you flip a bird?; Woof woof bloody woof, sheesh. Give ‘em a couple of thumbs and suddenly they’re the lords of bloody creation!; Your remote has poop on it!; What are safety catch?; Elves are not nice. Elves are bad; "It says ‘Here be Dragons’, right here in the city! “That is just the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons on Dagon Street”; Join me on the Dark Side; I aint afraid of no ghosts; “—-they rise ARSE up, arse up, arse up, see the little angels rise up high…”; Truth! Justice! Freedom! And a hard-boiled egg! ; Do prison cells usually have holes in them? No they don’t. I thought so.. Should there be a prisoner in the cell?; You put your left foot in, and take your left foot out, in, out, in, out. A SHARKJUSTBIT MY FOOTOFF!!; “I know I said he was a good chap, but what I meant was he’s a complete arsehole”; “Can I use your lawnmower?” “Of course you can so long as it doesn’t leave my garden.”; “If the enemy is in range, so are you.”; “It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.”; “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”; “You, you, and you … Panic. The rest of you, come with me.”; “Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.”; “Wasn’t that the bomb technician?” “Yes, he’s defusing the bomb.” “Why is he running?”; “Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.”; People may think that “aaarrrgh” is universal, but this is not so. In Klatch alone it means, variously, “your wife is a big hippo”, “I would like to eat your foot”, and “Hello, thinks Mr. Happy purple cat.” One tribe is renowned for its cruelty to victims, but that is because the prisoners appears to be screaming, “Quick, more boiling oil!”; Feed Me; If it still stands up after a good couple of whacks from six feet of solid oak, then it is probably immune to magic as well; May you live in interesting times; “I have no need to fear the darkness, for I AM darkness!”; “Fate has Favored you”; It’s yellow, isn’t it; I AM ZOOOOOOORRRRK!; It’s time to blow shit up!; Do you listen to the duck? You shouldn’t listen to the duck. The duck says bad things. Terrible things.; I am power…I am darkness…I am hunger…I AM PHANTOM!; BRING ME THESEVENSTARS!; We are Karate Duo #1!; EPIC Fail!; I am Error; It’s time for the next exciting adventure of Captain QUAAAAARRK!; “If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.”; “The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.”; “Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.”; “Mankind has a perfect record in aviation – we have never left one up there!”; “Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.”; “Did you feel that?”; “What’s that noise?”; “Oh S…”“Never trade luck for skill.”; “What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, …. the pilot dies.”; “If you hear me yell;”Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echo’s.’ If you stop to ask “Why?”, you’ll be talking to yourself, because by then you’ll be the pilot."; “Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.”; “When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”; COWER, PUNYMORTALS!; But, it was so artfully done…; To eat or not to eat, what a stupid question. ‘Tis it not nobler to clean thine plate to maketh room for more?; “Your true face… What kind of… face is it? I wonder… The face under the mask… Is that… your true face?”; “I wonder… If you do the right thing… Does it really make… everybody… happy?”; You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?; Believing in your friends and embracing that belief by forgiving failure. These feelings have vanished from our hearts.; Swamp. Mountain. Ocean. Canyon… hurry, the four who are there… bring them here!; OK, let’s play good guys and bad guys… I’ll be the good guy, and you be the bad guy…when you’re bad , you just run…; Can I ask… a question? Your friends… What kind of… people are they? I wonder… Do these people… think of you… as a friend?; Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But that parting needs not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short while… that is up to you.; System not found. Insert install disc. Disc not found. Please confirm disc cover is closed. Read error. Insert boot disc and press enter. No response. System may be busy or melting into slag. Application error. Save your work and quit. You lost everything. Way to go genius. Waiting for processors. 404 hampsters not found. Threat level upgraded to Jelly Roll 1. Detonation imminent. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identifaction. C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti lip! CTRLALTDEL!; SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEE!; Fact: the Fact Core is the most intelligent and good looking of all the cores; I fart in your general direction!; I like trains; Augh! Augh! Bird! Kill it! It’s evil!; Why is this car parked on my sandwich!?; FATTYFATTYORPHAN!; PINGAS; Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?Furious! Outraged! Sick with anger!; And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!; Honk if you love THEMAPLIGHT!; The hate for the gods that has boiled in my veins… you shall taste all of it in the bite of my blade. The only question left is how long will you manage to remain standing before I take your life. Try to keep it interesting for me, will you?; You shouldn’t have done that; That Spy’s a Spy!; HEROICPOSE!; Five exclamation points. The sure sign of an insane mind; I’m going to give myself a prrromotion!; I’m not as think as you drunk I am; I’ll tell you what I said but I didn’t say it; Is it true that dwarfs only love gold? No, we just say that to get it into bed; Spy’ sappin mah sentry!; Sandvich! So moist and delicious!; No, that would be YOURMOTHER!; Your argument is invalid, I have a flamethrower;Ahhhh! It burns! Like gonorrhea!; Mah Boi; That was doctor assisted homicide!; On my sixteenth birthday, my family tried to surprise me with a car, but luckily they missed; “That’ll be 36 iron”. “How about a raw fish?” “TAKEEVERYTHING!!!!!!!!”;
Favorite Games
1: The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
2: Pikmin 2
3: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
4: Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
5: Ratchet and Clank: Up your Arsenal
6: Sonic the Hedgehog 3
7: Team Fortress 2
8: Portal 2
9: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
10: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
11: Halo: Reach
12: The Lagend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Major Accomplishments:
-Eating 12 tacos in one meal
-Reading the entire Harry Potter AND the Eragon series in less than 4 days
-Making my own pixelated comic book/graphic novel
-Having 4 dogs at once
-Catching a clam on a fishing hook
-Catching 3 flies at the same time with my bare hands
-Starting a Kongregate account
-Getting a perfect A+ grade in a class
-Stuffing eleven small chicken fingers in my mouth at the same time
-Getting into an argument with my teacher that took all period and WON
→A↓→A↓
Time travel FTW!
► ▼ A ▼ ► ▲
“The four who are there, bring them here!”
O o
/¯/___________________________ ___/
|BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
\_\ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\
Pessimists say the glass is half empty. Optimists say the glass is half full. I say “Who the hell drank half my soda!?”
My hit list
1. Justin Beiber
2. Rebecca Black
3. Osama Bin Laden ✓
4. Cancer
5. Dracula ✓
6. Elvis
7. Tacnayn
8. Sparta ✓
Rules of Spychecking:
1: Everyone is a spy
2: No matter how many times you spycheck someone, it is never enough
3: Spies always have the Dead Ringer
4: There is always a Spy right behind you
5: ????
6: Profit
Whenever I join any website, I always try to put down my Sex as “lots”
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