Soaponarope1

At first there was nothing. Then there was Soap. Soap is a world renowned smartass.

Once upon a time, there was this person
His name was Super Dupe Dave and he went all around rescuing people from Super Mutants and Slavers, and other nasty things
And was our brave hero scared? No, not at all, he laughed in the face of danger. “Ha, ha, ha!” He beat up the monster and everyone cheered
But this was no ordinary person
His name was soap man
He was 20 feet tall, and having a ball
Cause everyone around, knew he was homeward bound
He was a soap man
We woke up at dawn
To go hunt for fawn
He was a soap man
His enemies hide in fright
Cause they didn’t want to get smite
He was a soap man
Then one day
While he was out in the bay
He found his way
And that’s all they say
He was a soap man

I honestly have no idea how to start this. If you are reading this for whatever reason, then you are probably interested in learning more about the person who’s profile this is. If not, well leave. Go on. I’m serious. I’m not going to continue with you just being here. Don’t give me any of that. You know full and well that this profile belongs to someone that you apparently don’t want to know anything about. So just go. I’m waiting. Are you gone? No? Alright then, I can wait……………How about now? …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Alright good you’re finally gone. So I am addressed by numerous names, but feel free to call me Soap. I’m weird at times and I am probably on a different game if I don’t immediately respond. I also come with friends.

My Friends:

Torpidtorpor: Bond, Ionic bond, taken not shared
IsaBeIIA: A person who calls me fgt :c
KonekoTatsu: WoW blows
ItsBarbie: The only ass I want to fist is yours
GamerKate: do you wanna build a snowmaaaaaan
And last, but certainly least
cosmokevin: I have no idea who you are
MasterMoneky: Fucking genius
MasterMonkey: Please at least attempt to type at a 23 year old level
martyn898: i did 7 years in primary school and 6 years in high shcool
MasterMonkey: and still suck
jerryvhern: Oh, oh. . I feel violated
deepestpassion: It was just…all over the place.
deepestpassion: I wasn’t expecting it to be the best but at least good..
Can’t forget about Ol’ Floppy

Adinosaur: “How does one rip hole in ass”
Adinosaur: **** you.
Floppaloppacus: THERE’S ALREADY ONE THERE
Floppaloppacus: It’s like putting a doughnut inside of a doughnut.
Main135s?: “The caption of Well Then”
Thepandypandas: [Content deleted]