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Charter Nov. 01, 2018
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Sugar is the cure to everything.

I drowned to death in the fire and burned to death in the water.

I ate the sheriff but I didn’t eat the deputy.

I broke my left leg so I threw it away and traded my right leg for a left leg.

I dropped a piece of water in my water.

The baby died of old age.

I’m a nut in an asylum. I managed to steal one of their computers. I hide the computer in my pants whenever the doctor comes to check on me. she thinks I have a hard one just for her. so one day she came in and randomly pulled my pants down . the computer dropped to the floor. she thought she broke my thing. she ran out crying. I never saw her again. I really was looking forward to what she was going to do to me. I guess I’ll never know what she had in store for me.

I’ve been running, dodging and killing exorcists for 10000+ years and getting too old for this. I’ll give the creature that exterminates all the exorcists immortality and some hell flavored cookies.

Bed bugs eat any known bed bug killer alive when they are sleeping. This is why it costs so much for an exterminator to exterminate bed bugs.

There’s a ghost in my pants. Guess I need to call ghostbusters. I was tempted to sue the ghostbusters cause they took the ghost and my virginity. But I’d rather not cause the ghostbusters are black mailing me by releasing the ghost back into my pants if I sue. I’d hire an exorcist next to deal with my issue, but he would take what’s left of my manhood which would be the ending of the beginning of my life.

I’m a quack, a fluke! The reason the patient died is because I thought I had to go get a jelly stuffed doughnut from a doughnut shop. I thought that was the donor heart. Nobody told me that the donor heart was next to the patient the whole time.

In case you’re wondering, none of this has anything to do with me.

I know who to go to when I need some pleasure. ;) https://imgur.com/a/cCdXC




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