Tayln

Ask if you want.

I miss the Singularity.

http://kongregate.wikia.com/wiki/The_Singularity

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Darkobra: Infinate points.
MariusNoquar: 5 awesome points.
Numonered: All the awesome points
Ovall: 50 points
Warn: 50 points
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QUOTES!
Darkobra: Which part of “no” didn’t you understand? Was it the part where you were told you couldn’t do it or the part you were told not to?
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NUGGALISHUS: i mean, unless you are a chronic fapper and you fap more than you walk…
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iammagical:where do i get money?
darkhold:work
sncorrea:whoring around?
emzy555: i agree with sam
sncorrea:wait, does that count as work or relaxation? i mean, you are on your back….
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To Tarlanon: i think i pissed dark off..
Tarlanon: I think having to wake up in the morning pisses bra off….
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emzy555: quo for the recored me and sam are a rare breed. not lez
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slywulf96: damn right im drifting in and out im fukin blazed
Endarei: That explains a lot.
Darkobra: Wow. Drugs on the docks? Does it help with the anal from the sailors?
slywulf96: yes it does
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emzy555: I totally went skating with my friends on friday
emzy555: It was fun I can believe I’m still pretty good at it.
Kumanji: You TOTALLY went? I’d be concerned if only half of you went.
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sncorrea: i was just eating my yummy yummy treat
batillion223: so many ways to take that :x
sncorrea: ….i can’t bend that far.
BlueFox: lmao
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MariusNoquar: for one if you don’t want people in general to die then you have obviously never worked as a fast food cashier
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gunslinger19: It’s… a cat.
gunslinger19: What a letdown.
gunslinger19: Its eyes are different colors.
zer0s: Not a cat, kitty mcmeowmeow whiskerface…
zer0s: Destroyer of worlds!
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MariusNoquar: was it hard?
abocreature: …meh
abocreature: Depends on the person.
MariusNoquar: i was going to try doing it, but i kinda lost interest.
abocreature: Some people will never understand
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sncorrea: my mission is to learn how to make home made Ramen, the real asian way. with the egg and the meat and everything
ATKBadger: that should be interesting
Ovall: i can do that
emzy555: Sounds yummy.
Ovall: no joke it be numy
ATKBadger: also when I first glanced over that message my mind somone pieced together the word "lesbian’…
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ATKBadger: No male genitalia in my danger zone!!
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emzy555: I love latina men.
sncorrea: *Latinos Em…the word is Latinos
sncorrea: Latina men are…hispanic shemen…I’d assume..
Ovall: latina men are all like haaaay i’m Paco i like to pack-o!
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MariusNoguar: I work in fast food.
abocreature: Congratulations, Marius. Are you proud about selling diabetes and obesity?
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Rpoman2009: hey! don’t slap me
Blaze55555: hey!
Rpoman2009: I was just asking
Blaze55555: don’t slape me
Blaze55555: i was just asking
Blaze55555: *mocking tnooe
Blaze55555: tone
Blaze55555: fml
Blaze55555: you can’t mock with *ty grammar!
Rpoman2009: I bet your making a troll face aren’t you?
Blaze55555: forever alone is a portrait of me
Blaze55555: that’s going to end up someone’s quote >.>
sncorrea: …CALLED IT!
Blaze55555: sadly, i fear it’s high potential of inevitable truth
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Ovall: I JUST HAD SEX WITH HER
Ovall: i used my penis
Ovall: she liked it
iammagical: Why?
iammagical: Fists are better.
Initforthehats: WAIT WHAT?!
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pnsmcgraw: I’m not racist, some of my best slaves are African American
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emzy555: whats up
abocreature: Hey, em.
emzy555: Not much abo
abocreature: …that…
abocreature: …that was an answer to a question I didn’t ask.
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Secrets: You have get conversations, huh?
numonered: hard conversations?
numonered: discussing hard topics?
numonered: in depth?
Secrets: In 7 inch depth?
TheBestAgain: YEAH!
xLizzyxGoesxRawr: *great
numonered: things are about to get all orgy in here
Ovall: sounds a little shorter than my penis, but close
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sncorrea: http://tinyurl.com/87fhb42
numonered: i know i am
numonered: i’m my reason to masturbate
sncorrea: Glad you know?
numonered: only i can give me reason to masturbate!
sncorrea: O_o
numonered: it goes for everyone
sncorrea: I….am not commenting on that.
numonered: you think of the thing you masturbate to, or look up the porn, or whatever
numonered: YOU MADE THE CHOICE NOW TOUCH YOUR GENITALS WITH PRIDE OVER YOUR DECISION
sncorrea: Alrighty then, back to my game.
numonered: this is why i should be a sex ed teacher
iammagical: I’d take that course.
numonered: i’d be the best at it
iammagical: Birds and bees?
numonered: give all the girls the impression guys are on average 4-5 inches so they are always surprised
numonered: give guys the same impression so they all feel like men
iammagical: Oho. You so clever
numonered: and then watch the real world hit them like a train
iammagical: 1-2 inches?
numonered: 4-5 sounds realisticish
iammagical: Limp. more so then 1-2
iammagical: So what would you impress upon the boys?
iammagical: 7 inch wide vaginas?
numonered: na leave that a mystery or randomly change facts on it
sncorrea: Like, it has teeth? don’t go near it?
numonered: the average vagina is anywhere from 2 mm wide to 1.2 yards
zer0s: 1.2 yards…
numonered: in case of dangerous conditions in the wild some womens vaginas can be used for shelter from the elements
zer0s: The hell…
bloocheese565: >Just sitting watching youtube videos
bloocheese565: >IT SOUNDS LIKE A MOUNTAIN IS FALLING ON MY HOUSE
sncorrea: Lmfao!
bloocheese565: dat rain
iammagical: Oh
iammagical: Thought he was going to say “Don’t worry, my vagina will hold us!”
numonered: in case of a boat sinking a womans vagina can be used in place of a bucket XD
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Secrets: Pixi wouldn’t know.. She just likes to make me feel bad.
Secrets: Hmph!
PixiChixi: I thought my job was to make you feel good?
Secrets: How are you making me feel good? D:
sncorrea: She thought you liked being insulted?
PixiChixi: You’re the one who’s too sensitive here
Secrets: [teary eyes]
PixiChixi: He seems to like it rough, but it appears I was wrong
sncorrea: Gosh, such a girl.
PixiChixi: I know!
ekkgirl27: :( JUST ASK HOW 2 MACK HER FEEL BETTER
sncorrea: its….a he…
PixiChixi: Secrets, I apologise for upsetting you, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings
ekkgirl27: sorry
Secrets: I.. Understand.
ekkgirl27: now do u feel better
Secrets: No.
ekkgirl27: why not
Secrets: Because I’m talking to a moron.
ekkgirl27: who is the moron
sncorrea: That is a mood killer alright.
sncorrea: …I’m quoting that.
Secrets: xD
Secrets: If you didn’t, I was.
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TwilightNomad: Crunchy bacon all the way man.
WhatArandomName: Naw, Twilly Nomad, floppy bacon…
WhatArandomName: All the flavour is gone when you char it to make it crunchy. =/
sncorrea: Ew, crunchy bacon?
WhatArandomName: EXACTLY.
TwilightNomad: Ew yo faec.
TwilightNomad: Crtunchy bacon is yum.
sncorrea: My face is too pretty to be ewing.
TwilightNomad: HOW DARE U HAVE AN OPINION
sncorrea: HOW DARE U B OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
TwilightNomad: :O
TwilightNomad: OH SNAYP
WhatArandomName: Fight, fight!
TwilightNomad: WHAT YOU GUNNA DO ABOUT IT 5’4’’?!
TwilightNomad: HUH HUH
WhatArandomName: She’s pulling out the height card…!
TwilightNomad: CONSIDER IT PULLED
sncorrea: I’M GONNA WEAR SOME HEELS AND NOT LOOK LIKE A GIANT!
WhatArandomName: Sam responds with a right hook of high heels!
TwilightNomad: THATS NOT GUNNA DO U ANY GOOD, JUST MAKE U LOOK TRANNYLICIOUS
sncorrea: GAAASP!
WhatArandomName: Not to be outdone, Twilly Nomad ridicules her!
WhatArandomName: Sam is left stunned… Can she recover?
TwilightNomad: 8HE
sncorrea: I’m a she.
TwilightNomad: *he
TwilightNomad: OMG WHAT.
sncorrea: OMG! SAM PULLS OUT THE SHE CARD!
sncorrea: Twilight is left STUNNED!
TwilightNomad: HOLY SHIZNO WAY
TwilightNomad: NAW, HOLD MAH EARRINGZ.
WhatArandomName: Sam uses confuse with gender! It’s super effective!
sncorrea: OOOOH ITZ BOUT TO BE OOOON!
TwilightNomad: Pokemon reference?
sncorrea: Yes, Pokemon reference
TwilightNomad: Naw, you are so much wyn. I haz the season 1 theme on mah ipod
sncorrea: so much wyn?
TwilightNomad: IT WAS INTENTIONAL.
sncorrea: Twilight, I like you, I think you just went on mah friendz list
WhatArandomName: ^
sncorrea: ….i just said I like twilight….shoot me.
angeloflust: ph can i shoot you?
angeloflust: *oh
TwilightNomad: Oh yeah bebe.
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Ovall: i sometimes take my pants off and there are already bitches on my dick
Ovall: i’m like “that would explain why my pants felt so heavy today”
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AdamWest1313: Your mom and I have been going steady.
darkhold: get tested
darkhold: that btch is dirty
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xan99: So.. i’ve got a confession to make…
grargh: you’re secretly in love with a muffin.
xan99: Worse..
xan99: Im bored of… Skyrim
grargh: 0.o WTF
xan99: :(
grargh: ** NO
xan99: Im sorry its just getting dull!
grargh: it’s because you aren’t cheating
sncorrea: Oh, you want to cheat?
grargh: who doesn’t?
xan99: The dungeon crawling feels repetetive…
xan99: The cities are all the same..
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LtMP40: …I really hate the joke tho
Ovall: it’s multiplying?!
Initforthehats: I swear if I hear that f*cking meme one more goddamn time…
miniman65275: I used to be a no0b like you until i took the arrow to the knee…
miniman65275: >.>
iammagical: You guys done talking about God and religion and shit
LtMP40: ARROW TO THE KNEE
iammagical: ?
sncorrea: I used to care about the joke until i took an arrow to the knee.
miniman65275: Rofl.
darkhold: lol
miniman65275: nice 1
LtMP40: YAY, I AM A CARRIER NOW…. ;A;
Initforthehats: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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sncorrea: And she banned you because you found pics.
W31RD0: Amoung other reasons.
sncorrea: oh jeez
MariusNoquar: you knew the truth of her mild uglyness and you had to die…
MariusNoquar: for a time…
sncorrea: LOL
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Tayln: What? I’ll have you know I’m 20…21 on july 6
Dravon: 13
TimeToDill: Too young.
LuvKandyGirl: For now, Taln, you’re an potato
TimeToDill: AN potato
Rigor_Mortis: an potato
Dravon: i’m close to 48.
AerohillB: Coppa laws say 13
Tayln: An potato..
TimeToDill: Tayln, an potato, now.