1st lieutenant in the Mechanized Mobile Infantry Division. I am the kind of person that will probably walk around with a “Mess with me, and you will be in a world of hurt” kind of expression on my face.
I try to write little stories based off of games, but i fail at it.
The 1st Mechanized Mobile Infantry Division is currently under the Command of General Shawn of the Ocean Palace 58th Region, Space Invasion Army Special Tactics Platoon.
General Shawn’s guide to real/fake friends. I took this from his quarters LOL.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
My favorite movie is Fruits Basket, if you don’t know what it is i hate you. LOL?!
I’m also not very good at drawing…help?
Things you should know about me.
I love to backstab friendlies i was allied with for a long time, and i love to listen to their cries of death as i ruthlessely slay them.
My favorite songs are Things that rhyme with orange, and Getting away with murder.
In my book, as long as somebody dies, we’re making progress.
Suicide is never the answer.
Taking death like a man is.
The easy way out is always the one you think about the most.
If you’re going to kill yourself, do it quickly, and do not thing about the weapon you are going to do it with, or the pain, or your senses slowly slipping away from your grasp.
Only think about what lies ahead of you.
I am not who you think i might be.
Having an imagination is a wonderful thing.
Do not think about other peoples well being, if you are only concerned about yourself.
If you truly love someone you wouldn’t hide it from them for a while, then tell them.
If you truly love someone you walk right up to them on the first date, and him/her to marry you.
Love is a distraction, do not put love in front of the objective.
Revenge is never a side objective, especially if it’s for someone you cared/knew.
The people on my friends list are the people i like, and commonly associate with.
I did my best to notice
When the call came down the line
Up to the platform of surrender
I was brought but I was kind
And sometimes I get nervous
When I see an open door
Close your eyes, clear your heart
Cut the cord
Are we human or are we dancer?
My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I’m on my knees looking for the answer
Are we human or are we dancer?
Pay my respects to grace and virtue
Send my condolences to good
Give my regards to soul and romance
They always did the best they could
And so long to devotion
You taught me everything I know
Wave good bye, wish me well
You gotta let me go
Are we human or are we dancer?
My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I’m on my knees looking for the answer
Are we human or are we dancer?
Will your system be all right
When you dream of home tonight
There is no message were receiving
Let me know is your heart still beating
Are we human or are we dancer?
My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I’m on my knees looking for the answer
You’ve gotta let me know
Are we human or are we dancer?
My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I’m on my knees looking for the answer
Are we human – or are we dancer?
Are we human or are we dancer?
[Verse 1]
Am I better off dead
Am I better off a quitter
They say I’m better off now
Than i ever was with her
As they take me to my local down the street
I’m smiling but I’m dying trying not to drag my feet
They say a few drinks will help me to forget her
But after one too many I know that I’m never
Only they can see where this is gonna end
But they all think I’m crazy but to me it’s perfect sense
[Chorus]
And my mates are all there trying to calm me down
‘Cause I’m shouting your name all over town
I’m swearing if i go there now
I can change your mind turn it all around
And I know that I’m drunk but I’ll say the words
And she’ll listen this time even though their slurred
Dial her number and confess to her
I’m still in love but all i heard was nothing
[Verse 2]
So I stumble there, along the railings and the fences
I know if I’m face to face that she’ll come to her senses
Every drunk step i take leads me to her door
If she sees how much I’m hurting
She’ll take me back for sure
[Chorus]
She said nothing
Oh I wanted words but all I heard was nothing
Oh I got nothing
Nothing
I got nothing
Nothing
Oh I wanted words but all I heard was nothing
[Verse 3]
Oh sometimes love is intoxicating
Oh you’re coming down your hands are shaking
When you realise there’s no one waiting
Am I better off dead
Am I better off a quitter
They say I’m better off now
Than I ever was with her
[Chorus]
She said nothing
Oh I wanted words but all I heard was nothing
Oh I got nothing
Nothing
I got nothing
Nothing
Oh I wanted words but all I heard was nothing
Oh I got nothing
I got nothing
I got nothing
I’m not a game developer, i dont plan on doing that mostly because im no good at drawing, probably not good at coding either, and i just play games, i dont like reviews, criticism, mean people, or people who think that they are ALL THAT, and will someday RULE THE WORLD BECAUSE IM SO HIP AND STUFF
Bah.
I already rule the world.
It’s just not this one…
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