TheCooler

Nitsua123: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddggggeee is yummmmyyyyy!!!!!!
ExSane: I think your fudge is yummy ;)

TheCooler: And if I get another triple digit bill even higher than the last I’ma beat up ExSane
ExSane: I approve of your misappropriation of anger.

TheCooler: So was falcor a dragon?
ExSane: I don’t think so.
TheCooler: He was like Chinese dragon like
ExSane: He was mammalian
TheCooler: What’s the mammal version of a dragon?
ExSane: …Falcor?

Bobby6378: well then that’s just horrible
TheCooler: Dude everyone in this room is a pothead
TheCooler: right guys
TheCooler: Wink wink
DarkLynx9701: no it’s just you and Ex lol
TheCooler: Goddammit, Darkly!
Shitgirl: Smooth, lynx
Bobby6378: ur joking right
Shitgirl: Smooth.
TheCooler: I wink winked
Shitgirl: He wink winked!
DarkLynx9701: I give no shits about wink winks
DarkLynx9701: or wank wanks for that matter
Shitgirl: =0
TheCooler: The wink wink is a sacred bond between friends
DarkLynx9701: like **** it is

raeden2020: accept the request
ExSane: ACCEPT
raeden2020: thank you ex
ExSane: I’m helping.

ExSane: “One of these is chocolate pudding, the other is diarrhea. If you remove the nose plugs, I will hold you down and force feed you both. Now choose one.”

ExSane: All agree to the asshole part, though, cuz f­uck you.

littlejuanpablo: hi fags
ExSane: Do you always come into gay bars and insult everyone in there?
littlejuanpablo: and pussies
ExSane: That’s the kinda shit that gets your poo packed in, lil boi
cuhlaylub: mmm mmm poo packin

Fricknmaniac: Now there’s a blue chipper right there.
jordab: Wat?
TheCooler: hm?
Fricknmaniac: YOU HEARD ME!
jordab: all i heard was
jordab: “bhehehbhehh i’m frick i’m a faaaaggot”

LittleAngel01: goddammit, I have just had a very wet pussy rubbed up against me… cat that is, she’s soaking wet and just flopped down on my chest, giving me a faceful of wet fur, bleh.
DarkLynx9701: lmao
Fricknmaniac: Kinky
TheCooler: You did that on purpose
TheCooler: Shame on you

Angryslayer032: what did i miss
TheCooler: Pomoboy had buttsex today
pomoboy: im thinking my balls are still bruised up X_x

Fenris13: I think you mean priapAWESOME.

Irony is the first casualty of Belief

Hazer5: i watched TV once. Those vowels aren’t free. You have to buy them

elanifave: Playing Kill Your Nerves
TheCooler: is that the point and click platformer?
elanifave: Mmhmm
Fenris13: As a neuroscience major, I feel secure in saying that you would best avoid killing your nerves.
elanifave: I don’t take advice from bears.

ExSane: "I’m tried of women trying to return “Bad” cucumbers"
TheCooler: Hahahaha
ExSane: “Comon lady, that cucumber didn’t smell like vagina when you bought it. You wouldn’t have bought it if it did.”
TheCooler: They’re pickles by the time they bring them back

Fenris13: But if you go to the movies with other people, doesn’t it get awkward when you start fapping?

Slyfull: I’ll beat her up respectfully.
firzen561: lmao
TheCooler: I would like to see that
Slyfull: It’s easy, you just tattoo the words “excuse me” on your fingers.

TheCooler: I knew a girl named princess
Slyfull: Was she in another castle?

teethmoon: he’ll reach puberty some day
teethmoon: and he’ll be too busy with his hands to type

Slyfull: This whole genital-mutilation thing has a real potential to get way out of hand.
Slyfull: It’s all fun and games until somebody loses a wang.

“It’s a wonder we have sex at all, since women’s bits look injured and men’s bits look just plain silly.”

TheCooler: I choose to deprecate others
TheCooler: So I don’t deprecate myself
axolotl: I chose to deprecate your mom last night
TheCooler: Yeah, she said your penis is small
axolotl: like a baseball bat in a hallway it was
axolotl: mostly because it actually was the size of a hallway
TheCooler: Ba dum ching!

Fenris13: Weren’t you also the one who let the dogs out, Cooler?
Fenris13: You’re history’s greatest monster.

Jagjamin: If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

Know who would probably really enjoy a zombie apocalypse? …Necrophiliacs

jew4life: wait….the cooler is the pariah?
fuzzydeitymatt: suck my Five-Fingered Hand of Eris…
TheCooler: He is?
TheCooler: That mother ****er!
fuzzydeitymatt: Is he?
fuzzydeitymatt: IMPOSTOR!
OneBurntWitch: NO WAY!
TheCooler: He was me this whole time and he tricked me
fuzzydeitymatt: Damn, I thought jews were smart…
TheCooler: I didn’t even know it

mankros: I sense trickery somwhere along the line.
fuzzydeitymatt: I sense dickery in your mouth

dlamb420: Is anyone lubed up and ready to **** hard?
elanifave: You just missed firzen, sorry.

OneBurntWitch: I just like playing with him… then he popped

shadowsage14: your a fruit-_-
elanifave: *YOU’RE
TheCooler: I am more man then you’ll ever be, son
jordab: I don’t see how “fruit” translates to an insult.
TheCooler: Just ask my boyfriend, Lani
elanifave: I was sore for days after our first time :/
TheCooler: For days
TheCooler: ANd I’m the bottom

TheCooler: Hello
Andras61: HI VOICE IN MY HEAD. How are you today?!
TheCooler: Kill your family
Andras61: Again?
TheCooler: Oh, I see, Bill already got you to do that. Eat ice cream for dinner!
Andras61: Whee!

OneBurntWitch: Is VO here? :o
TheCooler: Shrugs
Brandology: Ooops.
TheCooler: Try snapping your bra to find out
OneBurntWitch: Hiii josh. hugs cooler
OneBurntWitch: Ow! I did it and if ****ing hurt
TheCooler: Hi Hugs back
TheCooler: Did you realy?
OneBurntWitch: Yes.
TheCooler: Why did you do that? you know better than to listen to me. I am very disappointed in you

PairofPliers: Weeeell… Clegg has a soggy dick after ****ing his support base over. Cameron has a soggy dick ’cos he ****ed Clegg over. Milliband has a soggy dick because he pisses his pants in fear every time he makes a speech

DarkLynx9701: just walk down the street with a penis to my knees lol
DarkLynx9701: but I gotta go to church
DarkLynx9701: so I’ll bbl

TheCooler: I told someone on Omegle that he was a terrible person for likin A7X and he disconnected
DarkLynx9701: and Cools goes to bed at like 10 or 11
DarkLynx9701: what’s A7X?
zombie_popperV9: avenged sevenfold
TheCooler: Avenged Seven Fold
DarkLynx9701: lol then that guy is a pussy

nodirsattarov: you cannot ejac if you don’t have testicles
Fricknmaniac: True, but that’s not what a vasectomy does.
TheCooler: That’s not what a vasectomy is
ExSane: And you think you know what a vasectomy is lol
Kirideth: You know that a vasectomy isn’t the same as a castration, right?
LittleAngel01: they don’t take your testicles with a vasectomy…

meckey19: cooler thanks for being mean to me
meckey19: really thanks.
TheCooler: You know what. i am so rarely thanked for being mean. Feels kind of good. Thank you for being thankful

wolvenstien: i cant remember if you are tht douchebag or that really funny guy
wolvenstien: _
MattPayhan: I promise I am both ;)

TheCooler: You’re not letting me help you darkly
DarkLynx9701: I’m not going to tell you to hurt or intimidate my doctor lol
TheCooler: So you’re telling me that I can do those things but you’re not going to give me your blessing
Kahsyrbag: So close to finishing this greenhouse, and already tired of building it.
TheCooler: So you don’t get in troble with the law?
DarkLynx9701: no, because I don’t want you to do it
TheCooler: I got you, Gets his crowbar

TheCooler: Let’s not mince words I figured if he wasn’t asexual he’d be a little bit into cock
PatchworkKid: Also, this is a guy who is constantly intruding on other people’s boundaries
PatchworkKid: Lol Cooler, you’ve got me pegged
PatchworkKid: Er.
PatchworkKid: Poor choice of words there.

OneBurntWitch: Fascinating.
raeden2020: no thank you im good
jordab: as if that tube needs to be anywhere near that long
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