TrueBeelzebub

I was raised in space by two fairies, who were, obviously, from Jupiter. I came to Earth on a search for a water chip, but I was shot in the head and then I was locked out of my bunker when I returned to the moon. As you can see, I had a normal upbringing, aside from the lack of Nutella. This is the reason I left home, and came here. If you have Nutella, donate it to the needy — Me. No, but in all seriousness, I am 24 years old, currently attending Yale Law School, and hoping to get my J.D. I specialize in breaking up fights in internet chat rooms and just being an all around swell guy. I will answer those personal questions if you ask, including religion, (Judaism. OH MY GOD HES A JEW) Gender, (Male.) Marital Status, (Single and Straight, Thankyouverymuch) and location. (Yale University, dumbass.)