 "ash_g")
Thanks for visiting my profile. (stalker) Well, to start, my names Ashley, but you can call me Ash. Favorite Quotes: “Sarcasm is my second favorite -asm” “If I ever wanna kill someone, I date them. And they just do the job for me.” Famous last words: “Its not poisonous…” “You taking a shit mate? You taking a shit?” My RP characters: Irva: Elven, 5’ 8", olive-skinned, blue eyes, straight brown hair down to back, finely decorated metal armor, a scabbard on hip with a thin bladed-sword, also finely decorated, jeweled dagger, sarcastic most of the time Ash: 5’ 8", olive-skinned, blue eyes, straight brown hair down to back, has a sheath for a dagger on one hip, a shotgun on the other, wears a simple black headband, jeans, and a black t-shirt/ (alternate) 5’ 8", olive-skinned, blue eyes, straight brown hair down to back, escaped from a testing facility for fusing the human brain with tech, making them “super soldiers” as they said. Because of the tech, Test#386568 (Ash) can “speak” to machines, making them act to her will, and can also use electricity as a weapon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5wota5vQCU ^ love this song mariofightmario: hardly anybody comes around RevengedJaack: You live in Silent Hill? mariofightmario: no devin1337: Awesome. mariofightmario: hardwood road devin1337: …. devin1337: LOL devin1337: XD mariofightmario: sparta wisconsin devin1337: I can’t stop laughing devin1337: Oh damn devin1337: XD mariofightmario: what’s so funny? devin1337: Hard, wood. devin1337: XD mariofightmario: ? ash_g: XD devin1337: Wooooowww XD ash_g: x3 mariofightmario: i don’t get it devin1337: This girl is so innocent XD ash_g: IKR! mariofightmario: i don’t explain… mariofightmario: uh… To ash_g: Ahhh damn. XD mariofightmario: explain……. devin1337: Lol mariofightmario: oh mariofightmario: ok ash_g: XD mariofightmario: i fail to see humor devin1337: … mariofightmario: ok… devin1337: Lawl To ash_g: This girl. XD ash_g: mario, you beat the game, how did you do it? mariofightmario: 91 degrees at my house… devin1337: Ash… devin1337: Beat. devin1337: The game. mariofightmario: so hot devin1337: Beat. ash_g: 91? devin1337: :P mariofightmario: ? ash_g: pft. mariofightmario: degrees at my house yeah mariofightmario: 91 ash_g: it gets hotter in my dorm at night. ash_g: x3 devin1337: My hardwood road gets hotter than your house. devin1337: Trolol. ash_g: XD mariofightmario: you live in wisconsin? devin1337: … LOL devin1337: XD ash_g: XD devin1337: Her clueless-ness is hilarious XD mariofightmario: do you live in wisconsin? RevengedJaack: Yes mariofightmario: jaack does? RevengedJaack: Yes < mariofightmario: C.C RevengedJaack: I’m joking mario mariofightmario: eeww RevengedJaack: eeww what? mariofightmario: i am irish really RevengedJaack: Then where is your pot of gold? mariofightmario: haha RevengedJaack: pyroa. mariofightmario: obama took my pot of gold mariofightmario: for tax ash_g: your dad took something from me too. RevengedJaack: HHAAAAAAA mariofightmario: obama is not my dad devin1337: Lawwwlll devin1337: XD RevengedJaack: Hahaha ash_g: mario, I know. RevengedJaack: Your dad took something from me aswell =( devin1337: Oh damn. mariofightmario: what? ash_g: but your dad took something from me. mariofightmario: what? ash_g: MY VIRGINITY! devin1337: Trolololol devin1337: XD ash_g: XD mariofightmario: virginity? devin1337: … LOL ash_g: omfg! ash_g: XDDD RevengedJaack: I’ll take this one ash_g: lmfao devin1337: Alright Jacob. devin1337: This girl can’t be 13. ash_g: kk jacky. devin1337: Seriously. mariofightmario: im 10 ash_g: 7, at the most devin1337: Okay then devin1337: Get off this website ash_g: damn. devin1337: You’re under age RevengedJaack: Mario, what hair color do you have? ash_g: mod JUST left mariofightmario: aww =( devin1337: But no mariofightmario: brown devin1337: You can stay mariofightmario: hair devin1337: You’re fun to poke fun at devin1337: :3 mariofightmario: yay ash_g: x3 ash_g: nice dev mariofightmario: i have brown hair devin1337: Hehe devin1337: I love dem brunettes. devin1337: Juss sayin RevengedJaack: When brown headed people goes for a haircut, they say: I have to get my virginity taken away. It’s really that simple ash_g: x3 ash_g: dev, shut up. mariofightmario: i am part irish part german part cat part french devin1337: Wait… RevengedJaack: Part cat? mariofightmario: but im mostly irish devin1337: I’m German Irish too! mariofightmario: yup devin1337: High five mariofightmario: part cat ash_g: omg, I cant breathe! devin1337: This is too funny, I know XD mariofightmario: BREATH ASH BREATH! devin1337: Don’t make me have to do mouth to mouth ash_g: where? mariofightmario: part cat RevengedJaack: Hahaha breath? mariofightmario: love cats RevengedJaack: Take a TicTac devin1337: Though I wouldn’t regret it… LOL devin1337: XD RevengedJaack: So you love Pussy cats? ash_g: mario, where do I breathe through?!?!?? ash_g: x3 devin1337: XD mariofightmario: a tube ash_g: XD devin1337: By that, logic, Ashley RevengedJaack: HA devin1337: I’ll do mouth to mouth. mariofightmario: attached to your mouth devin1337: ;D ash_g: where is the tube at??? devin1337: Oh god devin1337: I’m so bad devin1337: XD RevengedJaack: AAAAAAAAH RevengedJaack: A tube in her mouth? ash_g: AAHAHAHAHAHAH devin1337: XDDDD ash_g: XD ash_g: lmfao mariofightmario: i have it it’ll cost you though devin1337: oh my god this is too funny devin1337: XD RevengedJaack: HAHAHA!!! ash_g: XD RevengedJaack: Omg I am crying! devin1337: Here Ashley, put this tube in your mouth. devin1337: XD mariofightmario: you need to give me MEH POT OF GOLD BACK!!! RevengedJaack: Pay up first! devin1337: LOL devin1337: XD ash_g: XD mariofightmario: FOR THE TUBE! devin1337: XD ash_g: XD RevengedJaack: HAHAHA ash_g: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA devin1337: I’m cryin’ XD ash_g: lmfao. RevengedJaack: So you’ll give her the tube if she gives you the gold? devin1337: This is too devin1337: Funny mariofightmario: YUP devin1337: XD ash_g: i got your gold right here. mariofightmario: and a dragon ash_g: x3 RevengedJaack: What the ****! ash_g: XD devin1337: XD RevengedJaack: So how many are you now Mario? RevengedJaack: Aren’t you 3? devin1337: Okay, Ashley. RevengedJaack: Isn’t that extra gold? mariofightmario: and a slave and a troll and sock and a cat and a ice cube and a sock and a… ash_g: I got a slave alright. ash_g: got a cat. mariofightmario: and a sock devin1337: I’ll do mouth to mouth, then you can pay me to put the tube in your mouth. ash_g: on my lap. devin1337: Kay? mariofightmario: and a comquat devin1337: Ashley devin1337: More like in your lap. devin1337: X3 ash_g: or should I say. mariofightmario: avicado ash_g: damnit dev devin1337: Dirty minds think alike. devin1337: ;3 mariofightmario: a bunch of comquats would be nice ash_g: XD RevengedJaack: Wee-man? ash_g: SMURF! devin1337: Hey, Ashley. devin1337: She means cumquats. devin1337: :P ash_g: you mean, cumquats? ash_g: juicy. devin1337: BAHAHAHA devin1337: Ninja’d again! mariofightmario: GIMMIE CUMQUAT! devin1337: XD ash_g: XD devin1337: LOL! devin1337: XD RevengedJaack: HAHA!! ash_g: LMFAO mariofightmario: HAHAHAHA RevengedJaack: You want cum from a cat? devin1337: Jacob, you killed it. devin1337: Oh man, I need a tissue. ash_g: :( devin1337: XD mariofightmario: EH WANNEH CUMQUAT! ash_g: Ikr devin1337: LOL devin1337: XD ash_g: XD RevengedJaack: Aaaah you perv dev ash_g: but not me? devin1337: Damn right Jacob. mariofightmario: owch my head =( ash_g: xD mariofightmario: my cuncussion RevengedJaack: What about your head? ash_g: what happened, fell off your bed? devin1337: YOu mean RevengedJaack: From the cumcat? devin1337: Cumcussion? mariofightmario: i have a cuncussion devin1337: Cumcussion. ash_g: no, she fell of her bed mariofightmario: bie ran into a parked car mariofightmario: bike devin1337: It was too rough, Ashley. devin1337: XD RevengedJaack: Got dunked into the headboard maybe ash_g: would that bike be under your waist? mariofightmario: bike crashed into a parked car at fullspeed ash_g: XD mariofightmario: i hit my head in the road devin1337: Riding that bike, Ashley. RevengedJaack: So only the bike crashed into it? devin1337: XD mariofightmario: and my head ash_g: XD ash_g: oh shit. devin1337: What about my head? devin1337: XD ash_g: AHAHAHHAHAHAHA ash_g: oh god mariofightmario: hahahaha ash_g: AHAHAHAHHAAHHA CloudxSephiroth: hallo devin1337: How about you gimme your head Mario? devin1337: XD RevengedJaack: Cloud read =P ash_g: XD hey mariofightmario: all this laughing makes meh head hurt i’d better stoppit RevengedJaack: Mario do you need a tube? ash_g: ash_g: would that bike be under your waist? mariofightmario: bike crashed into a parked car at fullspeed ash_g: XD mariofightmario: i hit my head in the road devin1337: Riding that bike, Ashley. RevengedJaack: So only the bike crashed into it? devin1337: Ash devin1337: I’ll put it on my profile. devin1337: XD ash_g: XD CloudxSephiroth: read what? mariofightmario: my bike hurts ash_g: same here? mariofightmario: i mean my head RevengedJaack: Bike is slang for? mariofightmario: hahahaha’ RevengedJaack: Don’t laugh so much Mario RevengedJaack: Your bike hurts mariofightmario: i don’t have fcial hair…. exept for this facial hair… ash_g: XD mariofightmario: GTG mariofightmario: bye ash_g: i have hair, RevengedJaack: Bye..you weird carrot ash_g: and I can get a facial devin1337: Lawl. devin1337: XD RevengedJaack: By a tube. ash_g: XD RevengedJaack: that you paid for.. ash_g: by a tube ash_g: XD devin1337: Cummin right up, Ashley? devin1337: XD ash_g: its cummin on tonight. devin1337: XD RevengedJaack: Wow, that’s cumtastic! devin1337: On hardwood road. devin1337: XD CloudxSephiroth: … ash_g: I know, its bangtastic. 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