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Owner and Moderator, IKRC. Clicking "More About Me" would be informative and entertaining. Conduct Guidelines --> http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct How to Use Kongregate Chat --> https://kong.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/204644775-Please-explain-chat-features- ... *Funnies From the Kumquat Center:* ... DrakeVonDragon: Ceremonial Ring Includes Naked Kelpies Lisping Erratically. ... IAmTheCandyman: It's true. You're a bad person. That's why we picked you to moderate one of my old hangouts. ... DrakeVonDragon: Right nowsickle sticks here., I’ve got 13 pop DrakeVonDragon: Right now I’ve got 13 popsickle sticks here* Crinkle: what, lol DrakeVonDragon: I hate lag. ... MrCheesey21: Sickception. ... aphexacid: I still haven't invented my last food invention. Crinkle: what's that? aphexacid: pint of pizza, we were going to sell it out of the falafel wagon but we never got around to getting a wagon. ... Bells95: Bucket list: Get grown man to discuss powerpuff girls...CHECK! ... Bells95: "Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X, She's not coming back and we don't know Y either." ... Ray_Eeyore: anything dealing with my head would just cause mild problems and a strange desire to eat cheese related soups. ... EpicSpirit: i was indecisive once, but now I just don't know. ... GhostInGears: Violent laughter. The new name of my death metal band. GhostInGears: Thanks, Crinkle. ... Roewin: Awkweird! =D ... FlairLikeRarity: If you mixed butter, and "I can't believe it's not butter" Would you get "I can sort of believe some of this isn't butter"? ... Bells95: I just realized Pisces played with Barbies, and Drake referenced Katy Perry. >.> ... savvy14112: brb gonna go eat the whole kitchen. jess241: that might make the house structurally unsound. ... scarmagista: President Lyndon B. Johnson owned an Amphibious car, the Amphicar, and used it to scare guests by driving them into his lake screaming about brake failure. Physsion: i don't believe that Physsion: but it'd be hilarious aphexacid: yeah there's no such thing as an amphibious car. aphexacid: cars don't lay eggs. ... Roewin: Saying opposites of each other together is always negative. O-O faust1990: in soviet russia sense make you. Roewin: i.e, I love to hate. I hate to love. It's minus a plus. It's plus a minus. Everything is nothing. Nothing is everything. I'm dumbly smart. I'm smartly dumb. Roewin: F1, that's true. Except it's not common sense. It's communism sense. =P faust1990: XD faust1990: these days common sense is uncommon. Roewin: Soviet Russia was always Stalin. =P ... aphexacid: I like to whack bushes while I battle without end xD ... Rose214: oh don't worry, everyone loves me even when they're sober and whether or not they know it yet. ... DarkRainyKnight: My jokes are going over like a lead zeppelin... jess241: maybe we're all just a bunch of def leppards? ... jess241: I may be a seething ball of fear and paranoia mixed with social anxiety, but even I am better at talking to people than you. ... MissMarionette: Calm down. The sophomores in my school couldn't identify Gandhi in the aptly titled movie named after him. Crinkle: haha Mari MissMarionette: I'm like, "It's the bald guy with the mustache and Harry Potter glasses!!!" ... aphexacid: bet kim jong-un has an ipad for angrybirds and such :p ... jess241: General rule, if it has boobs I flirt with it at some point. savvy14112: OH SO I AM NOT SPECIAL? ... Physsion: it's always been my dream to be a spice girl ... DrakeVonDragon: Crinkle: Not kidding since 2013. ... Roewin: As she drinks her glass of wine, rating it from good to fine, she thinks about attempts to rhyme, but thinks she's much too drunk this time. XD ... WolfBrother1983: "Stick It" was better than "Suite Life of Zack & Cody" and I watched that for Ashley Tisdale. Crinkle: Wolf, now you're just officially embarassing yourself. ... KayNer: The Metamorphosis - best coming to age romance novel i have ever read. ... TribalSeedlings: Funny how Caps Lock is so similar sounding to AdBlock. aphexacid: yes tribal, my brain is all caps lock ad block bat sock black rock ... Physsion: hahaha classic crinkle Physsion: "shut up please" ... Egalisator: this is not a shonen anime. unrealistic goals will fail. ... 8taktaktak8: I almost feel some of that sassy black girl that I will never be, stirring. ... Crinkle: you can't report someone for calling you Mr. Piddles, that's absurd and it wastes administrative time. Crinkle: so, Mr. Piddles, i don't suggest you report anyone for doing something silly, like calling you Mr. Piddles. KayNer: also it is admiral piddles after the wars on the kitchen front line Dittowisa: demoted to Cpt. Piddles 2nd class after what happened in the kitchen afterwords. Physsion: Mr. and Mrs. Piddles will be so disappointed in him ... Crinkle: my profile is pretty effin' huge actually Phyllotaxy: Fair point. Phyllotaxy: I still think Flair's is larger though. Crinkle: yeah but mine's big enough that i don't have profile envy or anything. phenomforever: isn't that what they made size charts for? FlairLikeRarity: profile envy Physsion: sav always tells me size doesn't matter :( Phyllotaxy: I think Siggy just rolled over in his grave. Phyllotaxy: And one more roll for me calling him Siggy. ... iamthemasta: We now return to "IKRC At Night." iamthemasta: Here's your host, Crinkhul! TheAbnegation: ah, I love the smell of frank negotiations in the morning. :p ... Ray_Eeyore: well thats just rude Ray_Eeyore: and really really awkjward Physsion: so awkjward Crinkle: hah Ray_Eeyore: i kinda like that word though Crinkle: now i feel awkjward too Ray_Eeyore: awkjward 8taktaktak8: it makes me feel a little awkjward to look at it Physsion: don't exacerbjate things Crinkle: this is getting ridicujlous Loops: I think its kinda magjical Crinkle: it's like i don't even knjow you gjuys anymjore Physsion: shjut up pjlease - Crijnkle ... iamthemasta: Meat Boy: Putting the FU in fun since 2007! ... MrMax121: if it isnt the dicinary is a lair Crinkle: ^ haha Roewin: So many errors.... MrMax121: XD Roewin: It's like a blade made of wrong grammar. ... aphexacid: llama politicians might cause an alpacalypse. ... Crinkle: it's like, sometimes i think Roe is an idealist, who retains the imagination of a kid while possessing a high intelligence. Crinkle: other times, i am like, Roe, wtf aphexacid: ^ Crinkle: still other times, both those things happen at once :P Roewin: I am both honored and honored. =) ... iamthemasta: There's nothing more satisfying than beating someone in a game who, throughout the entire game, tells you how much you suck and how noob you are. ... iamthemasta: "If you watch the chat beast in its natural habitat, you can see a slight case of schizophrenia or ADD." ... sotlat: "I'm a good ole redneck and no amount of your devilish facts will change my god-inspired opinions" ... KayNer: the view out of a teacan is postructed. ... Andrias: That may be his only source of validation. It wasn't depressing before, but now it is! nice work Andy. shyataroo: Andrias gets it. shyataroo: I must, though, for how else am I supposed to validate my own actions and absurdities? Andrias: Facebook. ... Skruntoo: my photogenic memory fails me jess241: you don't know what photogenic means, do you? ... KayNer: :hands crinkle a hot mead: i hate it when you still have to argue with the kid i muted. ... Why60: Reminds me of the time in the army when I became broccoli. Why60: They said that if I survived, I'd be a vegetable for life. :p duktak: did u survive Why60: ... funky189: well hes here isnt he DrakeVonDragon: Of course he didn't survive. Why60: Brains? DrakeVonDragon: No, you got zombified by a vegan. Why60: GRAINS! DrakeVonDragon: Indeed. ... Roewin: =I ..... Cast of ye idiocy if foolery is blood, shed yar innards in sanctified water to mildly wash thine own grime sculpted from internal habitation of rampant rebellion towards intelligence. Roewin: Stop being dumb! =D ... Haichii: Do you sell kumquats and kumquat accesories? Crinkle: you think you're the only one that's ever asked? Haichii: Well... kinda. Dark697: Not accessories. Dark697: but kumquats yes Crinkle: kumquats generally don't hold up well when you craft accessories from them. Crinkle: i tried making earmuffs once, it was a horrible mess. Haichii: How does that even- don't answer. ... Why60: It depends a lot on how you define your terms. Obviously I'm here playing games instead of inventing the cure for cancer. So by some standards I'm a total slacker. You too! Yay! ... shyataroo: /whispergate 2014, NEVER FORGET ... aphexacid: hagrid's motorbike was the hippogryph, it was a motomagus ... sotlat: i tend to argue against narrow viewpoints, unless of course, they are my own ;) ... Rose214: we're a self cleaning chat room. ... elijahpbolware: you win 50 respection points :D ... aphexacid: if I convert to judaism I will be aphexhasidic ... szotyacid: People don't stop playing games. Only change their definition of game. ... Crinkle: Once upon a day so dreary, while Kay pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious member of a certain room, KayNer: oh shit aphexacid: heheh BIGBOY227: edgar allan poe popped into my mind KayNer: damn bird KayNer: it was a pigeon, not a crow, to which i said nevermore Crinkle: While he nodded, nearly napping, suddenly, there came a flapping. As if someone, gently slapping, slapping perhaps, in the gloom. Crinkle: "Tis some real weird noise," Kay muttered. "Wonder what that's happening for?" BIGBOY227: was i right BIGBOY227: is this poe aphexacid: yes :b KayNer: by concidence, the bird did shit on my german poe collection from 1973 ... Aerilia: i'd say i am an apatheist. i don't give a shit if there's a god or gods or not. ... aphexacid: actually I think it was Colby LaBaron, the hoopsketbasket player ... Dittowisa: I get confused ever since they moved the son of god's birthday to the same day as the sun god's birthday. ... VoidDragon777: Irony hurts x.x DrakeVonDragon: Iron E hurts more. ... cookiegod86: I had a fun night, but a terrible morning lol. scaramoucheboy: where the bottle in front of me, turned into a frontal lobotomy? ... IceWeaselX: If you enjoy schadenfreude, does that make you a Deutschbag? ... aphexacid: I feel like underdogs are too popular that the overdogs are the new underdogs. ... MissMarionette: Everyone calm down. None of this matters because you're not talking about me. ... DrakeVonDragon: I know hipsters lie. yonathaniel: Anyone here a hipster? DrakeVonDragon: It's part of hipsterhood. Crinkle: if you say you're a hipster, you automatically negate yourself being a hipster. Crinkle: a hipster would never call himself a hipster. DrakeVonDragon: :P DrakeVonDragon: Because hipstering is mainstream nowadays. yonathaniel: Ok so nobodys a hipster Crinkle: calling yourself a hipster is way too mainstream, yeah majora4: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it... a hipster will buy the soundtrack ... VoidDragon777: Phex. I don't mean to brag. But I know Karate. And Jujitsu. And three other words that are of asian origin. ... DrakeVonDragon: You can't get more summer than steel-tipped manure-wading shoes. ... DrakeVonDragon: It's true, though, God purportedly raised an arc of mountains to remind himself never to flood the chat again. ... MissMarionette: It ain't an insult MissMarionette: It's just proof that we're too manly for the meek MissMarionette: (Flexes calves) Crinkle: omg, leave those baby cows alone ... MissMarionette: German humor is difficult because your words are like legos that can be moved around and that's hard ... majora4: When something gets super popular, you'll be a bunch of two-bit knockoffs of said thing majora4: see majora4: Wow. Talk about fail. ... Hollycide: Same: A Biography, by Hollycide ... DrakeVonDragon: I Don't Think Lice Should be Allowed to Wear Bowties, a biography by Drake Von Dragon ... majora4: I have just one question right now. If that thing in my laundry room is my step ladder... then who's my real ladder? ... Hexhawk7987: :cough:PILLCOSBY:cough: ... aphexacid: flouride makes your organs raise and get fluffy ... DrakeVonDragon: I think the internet is gonna stay stable for the next cou+ple+ ++s+++++e+++++c++++o++++n++++d++++++++s++++++ ++++++++++s++++o+++++ ++++++I+++++ ++c+a++++n++++ ++++s+a++++++++y++++ +++++h++++++i++++ +++++++:+++++P+++++++ DrakeVonDragon: Oh ffs- ... majora4: Hell is like a town with only one grocery store. And that grocery store only stocks your 3rd favorite brand of everything, even as you acclimate to new tastes. ... Roewin: You assume I have 50 cents. You assume I have any sense, but that's a different issue. =P ... KayNer: also latin is not dead. its just catholic. ... majora4: There are four things in this world I'm not very good at: 1) Shuffling Cards; B) Making lists; III) Counting ... MissMarionette: Burn the trump lovers MissMarionette: With sick insults aphexacid: I, for one, welcome our new comboverlord ... Crinkle: c[_] Azarin921: THE DARK LORD CRINKLE HAS RISEN Drake138: mmm it's coffee time DrakeVonDragon: Ahoy Crinkle. DrakeVonDragon: Her heart is as dark as the coffee she drinks. ... MissMarionette: Shut up, it's Rock a Doodle. No, shut up, it's Rock A Doodle. Chant it three times in a mirror with the lights off and you'll see an image of Don Bluth screaming. ... majora4: We don't really need a "cool uncle" moderator. We've already got DVD for that. ... aphexacid: do male deer have buck teeth? ... MissMarionette: What do you mean HUH MissMarionette: I have a 50 x 50 taco ... aphexacid: dom't hate the player hate the gane ... majora4: Hmm.. so if sexuality is fluid, does that mean you're only permitted 3.4 oz (100ml) of sexuality on board an airplane? How does that work? KayNer: you have to freeze it while in transit ... MachoHedgehog: If it's a bad example, why use it? ... MissMarionette: Did I say I made a mistake? Oh I think I said I made a mistake, I think I said I made a mistake. ... KayNer: modern germany is a weird but modern construct ... Crinkle: next up is the Halloween favorite, Hocus Pocus, starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimi Crinkle: and also wee tiny Thora Birch before she was famous Crinkle: and an animatronic cat aphexacid: I've still only heard of one of those people xD Crinkle: Bette Midler? aphexacid: of course :b Crinkle: Sarah Jessica Parker = Sex and the City aphexacid: oh the horse joke lady? Crinkle: yes. aphexacid: then two, I guess :b k218: she was in seinfelds cars and coffee Pilzen: She was also in the 5th race at Santa Anita, finished fourth. Crinkle: lol Pilzen Pilzen: I'm not laughing. Ruined my trifecta. ... MissMarionette: my God, this Tag Page I made for my fandom blog is so organized (~^_^)~ ... rwuni: Actually, you know what, skip all that. Assume that entanglement is the subatomic equivalent of love, and that atoms are families. Very Large ones are very disfunctional. ... GeorgeRRMartin: Attention! This is a public service announcement: Winter has been postponed. That will be all - carry on. ... MissMarionette: Just give me the money and I'll give you your son back! Crinkle: "If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills." Crinkle: "Skills I have acquired over a very long career." MissMarionette: "Namely, balloon animal making and souffle torture" Crinkle: "Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you." MissMarionette: "Watch as I make all these souffles, only for them to deflate. The disappointment at each ruined baked good will drive you insane" ... KayNer: brits back in the day had unwrapping parties back when they went mummy hunting in egypt Hogwash: sounds grave ... KittenItaly: Hey guys hibye3: hey beautiful aphexacid: hello person KittenItaly: Dude im a guy hibye3: how are you doing KittenItaly: good aphexacid: persons can be beautiful too KittenItaly: ? hibye3: actually acid, just because your a guy doesn't mean you cant be beautiful aphexacid: that's what I'm saying hibye3: **** that gender role stuff aphexacid: my personfriend said I was beautiful once but I'm a person Crinkle: that person is right phex, your beauty is astounding aphexacid: thanks person majora4: Shit, man, this all seems like some crazy skit you'd hear about on Late Night with David Letterperson. ... ShadowX1337: What has 4 legs and is always ready to travel? VoidDragon777: A suitcase? aphexacid: a duck naruto24592: dog ShadowX1337: an elephant. majora4: Do ducks even have four legs? ... majora4: Yeah, I hate it when that happens. Some weird shit goes down and suddenly you're in Kalamazoo in 1674. ... majora4: If we're going to be oddly formal, we should go all the way and call him Porifera Robert Cuboid Pantaloons ... majora4: Oh... (incendiary statement meant to shock and provoke a response #543)? Well, in that case, (hostile response #37)! Take that! ... majora4: "I didn't know the tigers were going to eat MY face," says local man who voted for the "Tigers Eating People's Faces" Party ... DrakeVonDragon: You know, sometimes I get the feeling I'm not entirely serious. ... KiLLeRToWL: now i wonder about why it's funny to me to annoty other peopole over the internet, its stupid ... majora4: Wait. Oh shit! Crinkle! Yeetballs is IN YOUR HOUSE. Get out! ... touetoue: I tendn't to too ... majora4: Also, what REALLY happened is that NASA wanted to fake the moon landing. They hired Stanley Kubrick to direct the production. However, he was such a stickler for realism that he insisted they film on location ... majora4: The end of the day event is a competition between two hipsters to see who can name the most obscure band. Plot twist: The real winner is the one who can get their opponent to claim a band that doesn't even exist is "too mainstream" aphexacid: I dunno if I'll go this year, it's getting too popular Activity FeedCrinkle has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |