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darkcactar911

Latest Activity: Played Cursed Treasure (May 10, 2024 5:36am)

Points needed for next level: 888
Level 60
Location kongregate
Member Since Dec. 19, 2007
Website kongregate.com

If you are reading this sentence, you now have HEADCANCERAIDS. You are now forced to put this in your profile. Spread HCA to all of Kong!

Gales: He was all up in our grill and all stuff.

Gales: and we was all “Whoa step back cracker jack”

Gales: And he came back with “Oh no you din’t”

Gales: And then I was all “Boom shakala da shizzle da pop pop skeet bang fo’ shizzle.”

Gales: And then he dissapeared into a giant ball of confetti.

Gales: And that’s how I destroyed trolls in Scribbles.
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Gales: Honest.
Gales: I mean..
Gales: That’s be stupid.
Gales: Me and Pwn.
Gales: Hot…
Gales: Naked..
Gales: Sausages
Gales: Sizzling in a pan.
Gales: All of a sudden one went bang.
Darkcactar911:ROFL XD
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Rensworth: WE’RE ALL YELLING ABOUT YOU YELLING ABOUT US YELLING. So stop yelling.
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Rensworth: God, my stomach is on fire.

Blokhead: That’s because I’m rubbing my face against it.

Rensworth: Kinky?
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Rensworth: My cock doesn’t scream, last time I checked.
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Guffawer: I just love Ren’s cock.
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Rensworth: No one is severing my cock.
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Rensworth: Aha! I just knew you would become infected someday, Blok! *cryogenically
___________________________________ sarhsarh: I’m freezing my nutt off.______________________________
ownthezombies: Keyboard imprints get me so hot.
darkcactar911: they get me al lathered up and oily
ThomasMarik: I read that as anal.
ownthezombies: Keyboard imprints can put oil on you?

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