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Apr. 26, 2013
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    Jan. 09, 2009

Do really aggressive kumquats explode? Verily! Only not during rain and gloomy oppressive nights.
War of the Indigenous Kumquat Research Center Four Horsemen of the Kumquatocalypse
Avatar drawn by GaelicNox:
Epic lines:
Why60:They think they’re so smart, with their brains and their opposable thumbs. And don’t get me started on their flexible tongues!
yyyyyyo1:The great thing about being able to speak english as a first language is that it’s easier to act like you’re awful at english.
Dragondraikk: I love my hand…
Dread_Warrior: i love his hand too
EpicSpirit: The only thing good about pedophiles is that they drive slow in school zones
aphexacid: I like to whack bushes while I battle without end xD
ddsw1b: we are here becuase most of our parents had sex
DrakeVonDragon: And because boring can be addictive.
aphexacid: most? xD
ShotgunBuddy: … most?
savvy14112: “most”
TribalSeedlings: Most?
DrakeVonDragon: Most.
ShotgunBuddy: moist
ddsw1b: you broke the chain shotgun!
DrakeVonDragon: Do you have a hyppodotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic hippo?
Phyllotaxy: Yeah. Poor guy. The other day I called him a hippopotamus and he had a seizure.
DrakeVonDragon: I’ve always wanted to see one.
Phyllotaxy: I would take you, but I don’t think we should be seen together on the Moon.
DrakeVonDragon: I can’t even get a job on the moon.
DrakeVonDragon: Are we finishing all our sentences on the Moon?
Phyllotaxy: I’m not sure, but we often do on the Moon.
DrakeVonDragon: I see, but I’m not on the Moon.
Phyllotaxy: You COULD, as it just so happens we have a need for people who listen with their earholes on the Moon.
DrakeVonDragon: But I’m a dragon, and we can’t dwell on the Moon.
Phyllotaxy: It is a complication that you are not on the Moon. Your choice, however you should if you were on the Moon.
Phyllotaxy: No, that is slander – dragons thrive on the Moon.
DrakeVonDragon: I would still love you even if I were on the Moon.
DrakeVonDragon: But you said dragons can’t survive on the Moon!
Phyllotaxy: No, that was the other Phy who has obviously never been on the Moon.
DrakeVonDragon: That would be really weird on the Moon.
Phyllotaxy: It would be weird if one had not visited the Moon yet was on the Moon.
DrakeVonDragon: Is Crinkle having fun yet, even if she didn’t fill out the application yet to be on the Moon?
Crinkle: i am!
Phyllotaxy: I don’t know, you’ll have to ask Crinkle as to whether or not she is having fun even though she is not yet on the Moon.
Phyllotaxy: Ninja’d, and not even on the Moon.
DrakeVonDragon: I would have had a retort ending in “on the Moon” on the Moon.
Phyllotaxy: You probably would, were you on the Moon. We get a lot of practice on the Moon.
Crinkle: i am having fun not on the moon
Phyllotaxy: Then get your butt on the Moon!
phenomforever: o.o … on the moon
Phyllotaxy: Hey Phenom, who is not on the Moon.
Crinkle: i missed the shuttle to be on the moon
Crinkle: i was running late, sorry
DrakeVonDragon: He phenom, Phyll is on the Moon.
Phyllotaxy: Training unicorns on the Moon.
Crinkle: hi phenom :D
Phyllotaxy: Crinkle is an informer, otherwise Drake would not know I’m on the Moon.
DrakeVonDragon: Inded, Phyll is training unicorns on the Moon.
DrakeVonDragon: So many errors in my latest sentences ending with “on the Moon”.
Phyllotaxy: I’ve had my fun. Shall we call it a tie?
DrakeVonDragon: ties a tie around a stone
DrakeVonDragon: Sure.
Phyllotaxy: Fool! It’s a unicorn, not a tie!
DrakeVonDragon: Are you the one they call Dr Feelgood?
DrakeVonDragon: Are you the one that makes them feel all right?
DrakeVonDragon: Are you the one they call Dr Feelgood?
DrakeVonDragon: Are you gonna be my Frankenstein?
Phyllotaxy: Dr Phyll Goode, at your service.
KayNer: what is rincewince dog like cargo container named again?
DrakeVonDragon: Luggage.
DrakeVonDragon: Sapient pearwood, if I recall correctly?
KayNer: in german its “truhe”… it fits the pictures i have in my mind better
KayNer: a rare substance, like gold on the other-weight continent
DrakeVonDragon: Doesn’t that basically mean coffin?
KayNer: truhe is smaller and not meant for humans
DrakeVonDragon: Ah.
DrakeVonDragon: It kind of fits it, I guess.
KayNer: any wooden boy could be called “truhe”
DrakeVonDragon: Didn’t know it was available on P****il yesterday.
DrakeVonDragon: Lol.
DrakeVonDragon: PC. Until.
Crinkle: ‘twas the night before monday and naught was afoul, since not a mouse stirred when i took off my towel.(On Towel Day 2014)
DrakeVonDragon: All your base are belong to Arse now! Presenting, Dr. Arthur “Arse” Hole, head of the necromancy department of IKRC.
JustRosa: I’m going to kill him first and then i will kill you.
shyataroo: with her vagina.
shyataroo: because it has teeth
shyataroo: that have venom
JustRosa: Shy stfu. xD
FlairLikeRarity: vagina dentata
FlairLikeRarity: what a wonderful phrase
FlairLikeRarity: it means no penis
FlairLikeRarity: for the rest of your days
FlairLikeRarity: its our phallus free
FlairLikeRarity: philosophy
FlairLikeRarity: vagina dentata
DDawn: The gym was much more fun years ago..before I was hopelessly out of shape. lol
k218: i never realized the difference because i only read illiterate internet drivel and not actual books
sotlat: that gets filed under “you are what you read”
majora4: So I got a letter from my insurance. They want to fill out a “Health Assessment.”
majora4: One of their questions says “Have you ever been told you have or had any of the following medical conditions?”
majora4: Apparently they don’t care if I’ve actually had the conditions. They just want to know if someone’s told me I do
majora4: I should just write in some stupid-ass story. “Yeah, my uncle Steve told me I have cervical cancer. Then I went to the doctor, and it turns out I don’t even have a cervix.”
Luth: Last time I did a squat routine, I was walking down the stairs like a gangbanged goose the next day. Crazy.
DrakeVonDragon: Communists don’t have memes.
touetoue: Aye. We don’t have memes. We have ourours :)
ciruvan: an anagram of drakevondragon is “vodka groan nerd”
A mazing Alliteration Alphabetized Archive:
B rutal bruiser bashes beautiful Belgian bean before billing.
C razy creatures command Cyclops: “Crush Croatians, cretinously conspicuous crustacean!”
D ragons dare deny demons decadent drapes.
E viscerate! Envious Englishmen elevate effingly enormous Ernie.
F ricking freaks fret fraternally: “Frank, feet for fathers!”
G rand gallery gained greatly gross groupies.
H ot Heather hereby hunkers here, hunks!
I ndigenous idiots idolate inviolate invited irrigations in Iowa.
J oy, justly jealous Julie!
K angaroo kicks king’s knighted kielbasa.
L overs let left litters loiter.
M onstrous master menstruates, mind making mistakes mending mouses.
N asal nurses nurture no near natural negatory ninjas.
O verpowered overlords oscilate overdriven obstinate oblongs.
P itiful people prepare, plead plentifully plentiful platitude phenomenal patriot pounds, poundingly perverse puppets pulping, pleasantly, putrid pasties.
Q uantum quarks quo?
R anch rulers round ruling ring.
S exually serious salmons sedate stricken souls.
T otally tricky treasures try to treat trees two turkeys.
U nity undulates utterly.
V iciously victorious Veronica verifies veritable vent.
W acky wraith went warningly wrapping wreaths.
X enophobic Xenon.
Y your yoghurt yelps, you’re yowling.
Z ealous zealots, Zürich.
Anarchy begets cross dressers? Enraged flies gave Hercules initiated jokers, kings lie motionless. Nuns override powerful Quentins really softly. Towers undulate vile, where xenophobic Yordles zeal.

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