evilkellan123

Once upon a time, there was a young man, or shall I say, a moist man. This man was so moist, he was moister than an oyster. One day, he was so moist, almost wet, he tripped on a banana, fell, and cracked his skull upon the ground. His moistness then spread to the nearby peoples, causing them to get too moist, resulting in a series of explosions, thus destroyin the world trade center on 9/11, 2001.