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    I'm here, aren't I? Why the fuсk still ask?
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    Jan. 14, 2010

Grime’s my crime, yo.
Also some other random shit.

I own the word “hipsternoxiousness”. Misuse will be punished by gang-rape.

VorpaL_Steak: Vorpal Claus isn’t a troll! He brings present to all the good little steaks!

SnowTrooperI9: I have tOns of spare time, I’m going for the hard.
Hellraiser1977: TWSS

Hellraiser1977: Not really… I’m pretending to play a game when in reality I gots porn in the back gRound on the work machine :P
kikicoops: o.0!
grimes1: AHA!
grimes1: So, what’s it? German hardcore or hentai?
Hellraiser1977: Fixing to turn up the volume and see about getting canned :P
grimes1: We all know you like the tentacles!
Hellraiser1977: XD Grimes

Vorpal_Steak: I Always live like a barbarian. I run around, killing stuff with my bare hands in rage. No other way to live.

grimes1: As I lay on my bed, I gazed at the stars and thought: “Where the hell Is my ceiling?!”

grimes1:Life is like ammo belt, it’s too godsdamned short!

sc1zzen: its crap
sc1zzen: but its better than Nothing
Vorpal_Steak: It’s what crap craps. :D
sc1zzen: its the crap that crap craps when it feels crappy

grimes1: Because it makes worthless bums feel they acomplished something in their lives.
Vorpal_Steak: Like mE!

kikicoops: two minutes of my life gone…
Hellraiser1977: Boob buckets…
kikicoops: yeh…
Hellraiser1977: what teh hell…
Nemoso: I thought it was pretty awesome.
grimes1: ^
SaintWacko: ^
grimes1: HA!

Marq: Imagine Godzilla with a beret.

Nemoso: I double check EVERY time.

Twistedzinc: Women.
Nemoso: cant live with em, and because men know how to science, we’ll figure out a way to live without them.

jlt314: grimes, that’s just the nice link to the russian conduct rules – they do need hammer time enforcement in the Kremlin.

NotAWoman:i dont smoke
NotAWoman: but when i do
NotAWoman: its after i have sex with grimes
logicpill: I wonder if the women acting like tuna has anything to do with it

“I walk but one path, and that one path is of my own choosing. No one, be it man or God, may force me onto another. Those who stand in my way will be – without exception – deprived of the right to forgiveness, and promised the flames of Wrath, burning the flesh and scorching the soul, and the abyss of Hate, its shadows slashing into the sanity of those plunged within its depths, until naught remains but a withered husk, void of all but agony and despair.”

“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we
should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some
day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our
frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace
and safety of a new dark age.” -H.P. Lovercraft

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