HastyLumbago

Well, I wasn’t brought up by wolves. My father was a banana farmer, and my mother a retired Mecha pilot.

I spent my formative years, however, learning the ins and outs of the mean streets of Seaside Town, and am now an Accordion Thief of some notoriety. Perhaps you’ve heard of me?

Anyways, I’m a graduate of the Adventurer College at Palma, and an avid user of the Entarweb, which I was introduced to by Forestgoatee, the hipster ent.

When I’m not beating up monsters and hippies and taking their stuff, I’m playing around here. Say hi! I like when people say “Hi”