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    Dec. 31, 2008

Yo, I’m HJTP

Off the record cool Kongregate member since December 2008, and I love it :D
Underachieving isn’t my thing, I LIEK BADGES!


Like (I assume) the majority of the people here, I like gaming quite a lot.
Of course, flash games! But apart from these, I like a lot of different genres:
Sid Meijer’s Civilization IV, Crysis, Portal, Battlefield, Assassins Creed, Grand
Theft Auto and Call of Duty

Get to know me!

To get to know me better, whisper me(I like whispering a lot! :D), give me a
Holler or find me in whatever chatroom I’m in at that moment:) Chatroom:


Gibberish about my nick: It doesn’t mean anything. Just random letters which
Appeared when I smashed my keyboard once when I needed to fill in a nick in
Maybe some flashgame or so:)
Either way, loads of people do think to know it’s meaning:

I once came up with Henrikus Johannus Titus Paulus

funnyruler: Hou Je Chat Proper
Merryl: Hele Jonge Toffe Peer
Arrrrh: Ho, Jij Trainingspakdragende Pannenkoekenrestaurantmedewerker
KingRuud: Held, Joker, Teleporteur en Poetsvrouw
DaSkorpion: HJTP: A failed attempt at inputting HTTP in the address bar. His password probably starts with “://www.” His capslock being on too.
KingRuud: Harry Joop Tinus Paaldanser
Alexx3: Hang Jongeren Trouw Plaats
Urunghai: Hé Jij, Tango Plaatsen?
Gorios: Hier, Jij Trommelende Pestkop!
DutchOwnage: Hij Jat Trouwens Panties
Masterdemon: Hydro Japanese Turtle Power
brnjamin: Heb Je Tepel Piercing?
Randam1: Haagse Jaap Terroriseert Polen
TrinityX: Hoe Je Tumtums Pleziert
Terr002: Heeft Jaarlijks Terugkerende Puistenkop
silmarilen: Hendrik Johan Terence Peter
TheLastWarden: HeetteJunk en TrollendePwner
Terr002: Hertog Jan Tapt Prima
Gorios: Hele Jonge Truitjes Passer
Riolu5566: Heb Je Toilet Papier
iuckshot: Hoog Japanse Tipi Pinguïn
Stylish777: Houten Jasmijngeur Tovenaars Pantoffel

Know another one? Tell me!

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If I silence or ban you, please read what reason I silenced/banned you for and if you don’t understand, read this:
If you still don’t understand it, or if you think I shouldn’t have taken steps, you are always welcome to discuss it with me :)

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Oh and btw: if you want to know how to become a moderator like I did November the 20th, 2010, read this:

Greetz, HJTP

p.s. Firefox is awesome. So is the Add-on:
Thanks to Ventero and others!

p.p.s. A Dutch song funnyruler and I wrote:

Melodie: Klein klein kleutertje.
Klein klein noobertje wat doe je in ons hof?
Je maakt er alle regs heel boos, en dat is niet zo tof.
“Sorry voor het rumoertje, het was m’n kleinere broertje.
Hij heeft een hele hoop misdaan, ik zal hem van de pc weg slaan.”

p.p.p.s. Oh and btw, the first part of my profile (without the headlines) is an acrostic .

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