Ihascookies

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Now, shall I show you to the galleria of quotes that shall forever be in my head?
Very well, come along now. Time is of the essence.

InfiniteHunter: Religion is like a penis.
InfiniteHunter: It’s okay to have one. It’s okay to be proud of it. But don’t wave it like a flag and shove it down my throat, thank you very much.
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Ihascookies: “The flavor was tantalizing, and tingly in my mouth”

NeilYoung: Don’t ever try to play basketball without underwear.
NeilYoung: It flops EVERYWHERE.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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InfiniteHunter: I just did.

InfiniteHunter: What now?
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Adrokila: Trollcookies: Enough to make you angry with every bite.
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Kthxicus: because shes embarrassed to be seeing her son turning gay
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: No I ain’t.
Kthxicus: is my guess
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Kthx, I’m a girl.
NeilYoung: Toasty… all of your previous messages have been you bitching.
Kthxicus: the internet doesn’t have sexes
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oIIEthanIIo: Bitch, get out of the car.
InfiniteHunter: Nou.
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[Ethan Cheng]
If sex with three people is called a threesome. And sex with two people is a twosome. Now i understand why they call you Handsome.
[You]
L
O
L
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Ihascookies: My dick is so big.

Ihascookies: It rips through my pants.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: in your dreams*

Ihascookies: ^

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: :3

Shootersduel: his dick is in your dreams?

Ihascookies: ^

booya1214: HAAAAH

Shootersduel: …dude thats sorta gay
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oIIEthanIIo: Girl please, my showers last longer than your relationships
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Ihascookies: Bye Hiper.

Ihascookies: I love you.

Rabidcherry: Bai hip ^^

hiperson134: kisses ihas goodnight

Ihascookies: OMG.
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Ihascookies: WILLIS

Ihascookies: Y U BE STALKIN ME ON FB

sinlun123: I infected spiderman ronald mcdoanald a tank MJ and a sarge should i be scared?

NeilYoung: I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU

sinlun123: O_O

NeilYoung: faps to your profile pic

sinlun123: oh

Ihascookies: o_o
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Oace: QUEERS HAVE A QUEER TASTE
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Oace: LET’S DO THIS

Oace: LEEERRROOOYYYYY

Ihascookies: Anus

Oace: JEEENNKKKKEEENNNSSSS
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Dragon_Warrior2: HOW ARE YOU GUYS

Ihascookies: Feeling a bit gay.

Ihascookies: I mean

Ihascookies: happy.

Dragon_Warrior2: no

Dragon_Warrior2: you are homosexual

Ihascookies: :(
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Ihascookies: Blow up a lot of shit

Ihascookies: and dig really deep

Ihascookies: Diamonds shouldn’t just surface like that

lynx45678: It’s like somebody let a family of Jews loose in there for a few days

Ihascookies: LOL

oIIEthanIIo: LOLOLO
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oIIEthanIIo: You have to go deeper, Lynx

oIIEthanIIo: DEEPER
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ToxicWizzard: 9 hours

ToxicWizzard: jeesus

ToxicWizzard: that’s like

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: yeah

ToxicWizzard: 2 days worth of sleep for me

lynx45678: Besides, I’m hornier than a billion toads.

Ihascookies: Same

LovelyxInsomniac: o.o

Ihascookies: …
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alligators

RemaLemaDingDong: I did

RemaLemaDingDong: That’s why im asking you guise

RemaLemaDingDong: and no i dont think so IH

Ihascookies: DID YOU JUST CALL ME IH???

Ihascookies: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

an_alien: ^
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Ihascookies: It makes me jizz

Oace: / NeilYoung I WANT TO PUNCH A CLOWN AND FLIP A TABLE, MAYBE FLIP A CLOWN AND PUNCH A TABLE

Oace: ****

Ihascookies: LOL
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Divine_Twilight: Ihascookies is a male gigalo.

Ihascookies: :c
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kisskisskisskiss: me

kisskisskisskiss: ass.

kisskisskisskiss: ↓ an ass

Oace: wo

kisskisskisskiss: ↓ fat ass

Ihascookies: haha

Ihascookies: ****
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Ihascookies: Same.

Ihascookies: I only download it on my iPod

Ihascookies: ON THE GO PR0NZ

ToxicWizzard: I do have a porn broser

lynx45678: Yes. Yes lynx is.

ToxicWizzard: ^@Chris

ToxicWizzard: wow

Oace: Kishan, I didn’t ask if you had porn on your computer

ToxicWizzard: we have a lot in common

LovelyxInsomniac: … Oh geez…

Oace: Moron

ToxicWizzard: we should fuck

Ihascookies: WHAT?
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Ihascookies: ToAsTyAnUs

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: …..wut

Iggyshark: He wants your anus.

Iggyshark: Open wide whore.
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MonochromeHearts: also holy shit, my ovaries…. http://beforeandafterlooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jonathan-taylor-thomas-570×427.jpg

Ihascookies: nty

Ihascookies: I don’t want a picture of your ovaries.

MonochromeHearts: xD

WizardPlay: … I do (-_- )

Ihascookies: Dude

Ihascookies: Mono is like 35.

Ihascookies: Why would you want that.

oIIEthanIIo: yeah dude

oIIEthanIIo: meat flaps

WizardPlay: Lol, I’m 30

Ihascookies: OOOOOOOOO

Ihascookies: OHOHOH

oIIEthanIIo: JUSTKIDDING
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JoshinatorKY: Son, I am proud of you gives IHC his first KKK uniform

Ihascookies: lol

Ihascookies: but im asian

JoshinatorKY: That’s okay

JoshinatorKY: If I were asian I’d join the asian equivalent of the KKK and burn asian crosses in white people’s front yards
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Ihascookies: hi josh
Koyomimonogatari: hey
Ihascookies: y so many diff accounts
Koyomimonogatari: keep getting banned because I have so much swag
Ihascookies: yolo
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Stepping_Razor: ****ING TAXES
Stepping_Razor: just lost mah money
Ihascookies: welcome to the real world
Stepping_Razor: I feel jewish
Broken_Survivor: Greedy or on fire?
Ihascookies: l0l