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    Aug. 05, 2009

I was raised by shemale gay rabbits
I live in a box behind a McDonald’s (don’t ask me how I have internet)
I’m 14% Jewish, 25% black, 0.9% Chinese, and 60.1% retarded
I hate Santa clause because he raped me when i sat on his lap
I love everyone but I’m not gay – I’m just really happy
I like to bang my head on trees because it feels good when I stop
I have 6.5 friends because I had 13 but divorced one and had to split them in half with my divorcee
My favorite quote: “A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him” – Abraham Lincoln

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