jazmyselfandi

About me
I have very eclectic taste in music. I listen to ABBA, Frank Zappa, The Everly Brothers, Social Distortion, AC/DC, The Gourds, opera, death metal and everything in between.
I’m painfully shy but compensate for it by acting like an asshat.
I have a number of tops in my wardrobe that are technically skirts but I wear them as shirts.
I address my child as Stink, Shnicklefritz, Budda Belly, Pumpkin, Stinky Pants Girl, Spack and Brat Stick and rarely by her name.
I am flabbergasted when I don’t win the lottery. I’m not sure if that’s optimism or stupidity, or both.
If I’m going to be eating dinner alone I usually will have pasta.
I can guarantee everything I write in any form will have an error in it even though I read it 50 times.
I’ve never met a potato I didn’t like.
I wish I could get a tan.
I swear- a lot.
I work hard when treated well
I am a slob
Overall I like to think of myself as a fairly well-rounded individual. I am a stifled artist, a student of life and a proud mama of one mini freak who is no longer so mini. She and the cats are the loves of my life.