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Map 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmFlSJbqU5c

Fail Whale: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRGg9cDgJV4

Weapon Packs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA-TY8eR4JE

The Beer Room: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui2QqqN78bo

The Return of The Beer Room: http://youtu.be/hksddLHwTVw

Beer Room: The Movie:

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Baby Got Balls
Re: Shell Shock Live
Props to Sir Mix a Lot for inspiration

I like big balls and I can not lie
You other shell shockers can’t deny
That when a noob joins in with an itty bitty rank
You want to blow away his tank
You get goin’ ! Just gotta get through it
Cause you notice your partner blew it
Up on map six you’re rollin’
With 5 balls you’re patrollin’
Oh that napalm’s hot
Quick; take a screen shot
My teammates tried to tell me
Use the stream like I’m R Kelly
Ooh, lump-o’-smooth-map
You say you wanna be on my team?
Well, play me, play me
‘Cause you ain’t that average noobie
I’ve seen those balls flyin’
5, 11, 25 get you cryin’
Bitch and throw a fit
Go ahead and rage quit
I’m tired of those blogs
Sayin’ they’ve got the chat logs
Take the average tank player and ask him about a ball
Need a lot to make the tank fall
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah!)
Is 25 balls better than 5 balls? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to use it! (fire it!) Use it! (Fire it!)
Fire those 25 balls!
Baby got balls!

Yo, VIP, let’s shoot it!

Tanks Tanks baby
Tanks Tanks baby
All right stop
Aim it up and Stax
JD is back with my brand new weapon pax
Something comes shootin at me tightly
Then I dodge those mega diggers daily and nightly
Will they ever stop?
Yo, I don’t know
Recharge my tank fuel and I’ll go
To the extreme I shoot double splitters like vandals
Light up a screen with nukes usin right angles

Bum rush the tank that zooms
I’m killin’ your brain like poisonous mushrooms
Deadly, I shoot a five ball melody
Anything less than 100 points is a felony
Win it or lose it
You better gain score
You better hit not snore
The kid don’t play
If my tank’s in a hole
Yo, I’ll solve it
Check out this earthquake while my DJ revolves it

Tanks Tanks Baby
Tanks Tanks Baby

thebest3421: this is the most god mother f_cking romantic action enduced heartbreak-involved love montage…. EVER
LostJester09: there are no polite words for what you are JD
bellisimo: Dude…JD…you got skills! You should be like a Principal or something! :P
I_Love_Hugz: I need to slap my self hard
ShainaYoung: I’m one of those emotionally delusional women who love their man, even though he cheats on me and obviously doesn’t care about me in any way, other than mashing my pie. Hence my love for Toy.
angelcutie: i wont be able to have a baby if oi have back surgry will i

JDcompy: of course you will

JDcompy: babies come out the front! not the back!


beky95: Mephobia – Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it and dies off

beky95: xD

beky95: That’s what JD has
Disturbed1310: Derp. Cause I admit jizing everywhere but her
winkingdemons: When you talk to or about JD, I would suggest that you put on your best manners.

winkingdemons: He has more friends than God.

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