Hi, My name is Jacob Sartorius, I am a 13 year old kid from Virginia. I created this channel so one day I can remember all the silly and exciting stuff I did as a kid. I post videos weekly, and I hope you like watching them!
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quotes:
“Respect my dick” – SgtSprinkles
“i’m rick james bitch” – H8RS
“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life’ll be all like, “Whaaat?” – Zachademalopolis
“When life gives you lemons, crush them with a hammer. You didn’t do anything to deserve lemons.” – godstriker4
“gr8 b8 m8. i rel8 str8 appreci8 nd congratul8. i r8 dis b8 an 8/8. plz no h8, i’m str8 ir8. cr8 more cant w8. we shood convers8 i wont ber8, my number is 8888888 ask for N8. no calls l8 or out of st8. if on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. even with a full pl8…” – miguelraimond
“nigga i love my syrup and if you cant get over that then eat a dick” – tbauer123
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Horrifying threats:
“tough shit, missy. solve the puzzle or live” – booty__pirate
“several people were caught in the wake of Ayrus” – Ayrus
“ILL HOOK YE IN DA GABBER M8, YE CHEEKY LITTLE CVNT” – Xendraw
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“You tryin’ to look at our dicks, sir??”
(ง ° ل ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ° ل ͡°)ง
 "kingrush517")