I am English and a Marketing Executive. I am 24, a year older than my profile says. My birthday is 4 July 1989. I prefer zombie video games. I appreciate your interest in my summary.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Are you in a mood?
As a general warning, I can’t be bothered by scrubs, nonsense, fools, trolls, haters, perverts or wankers. Don’t even try, it is not worth your time. I don’t wish to be part of the babbling of lunatics.
You speak Japanese?
I actually speak English, French, Dutch, Welsh and Japanese. I prefer English only in chatrooms because I consider it improper to speak anything else on a generally English website. Though if you Message me I will maybe reply in your language.
Do you really say ‘Hmpft’ in real life as well?
Yes, I do. I can’t be bothered to think of witty responses every minute so I will use these as appropriate filler. It is not spamming but the most simplistic reponse you can receive.
Why are you on Kongregate?
I generally come on Kong in between breaks from my work and revision. I am a very casual gamer but can be side-tracked by a good chat.
Single or with Someone?
None of your affairs. Please do not ask; I am not interested in internet dating in any fashion. Friends only, thank you very much.
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