I am Lord Commander Moses Esquire of the Dickinsonian's Night Watch, Warden of the Center, Vanguard of the Future, and Preserver of the Past ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Quotes: moses78: i mean i didnt know LSD made your pepe go away. Smackaine: Well crystal meth kind of makes your face waste away. Perhaps he was doing it suppositorily? ___________________________________________________________________________ Minimalist__: I could hang around talking about reproductive fluids all day ___________________________________________________________________________ Ketsy: Incest, it is fun for the whole family. ___________________________________________________________________________ TalonH: I'm not quoted in your profile, moses ___________________________________________________________________________ gatherer818: oh yeah, I got an email recently saying "moses78 has finally swallowed his pride and broken down and added you as a friend on Kongregate! You don't have to take any action because you're not a stuck-up jerk and he's already on your friends list." ___________________________________________________________________________ iBot: I love you. (reply)iBot: I'm kidding. I hate you. (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ TheoSoft: *pulls out a cucumber* ___________________________________________________________________________ anal_leakage: sir fratley = Some Incredibly Retarded **** Resembling A Turd Less Every Year. ___________________________________________________________________________ TheoSoft: we are pregnant ___________________________________________________________________________ robotking98: moses, i've said this about 5 times, i do not, and i mean do NOT have a reproductive system of any kind ___________________________________________________________________________ racefan12: I'm gonna save that to quote out of context (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: Asmo uses "Act like an 11 year old"! It's super annoying! (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ halome: Congragulations you won the Nobody Cares Badge and a freakin cookie! ___________________________________________________________________________ TheoSoft: I'm a lesbian in a man's body ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: Your FACE is a blow-up doll ___________________________________________________________________________ aquasaurious: I am so gay for pants. ___________________________________________________________________________ Minimalist__: I made the mistake of thinking shampoo tastes as good as it smells Minimalist__: On more than one occasion ___________________________________________________________________________ gatherer818: Life: Sexually Transmitted and always Fatal. ^_^ ___________________________________________________________________________ To robotking98: so you have no penis? robotking98: i've said that multiple times (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ Ketsy: It must be a woman. Never seen anyone fake something so often. ___________________________________________________________________________ DjStreamline: in the beginning, kong created, the heavens and the chatrooms.DjStreamline: kong was lonely, so it created the users. and it was good.DjStreamline: then it was bored, so it created the trolls, and it was not so good. so it created the M's.DjStreamline: (they were supagood.)DjStreamline: then kong decided it didn't like either of them, and attempted to delete them all. the M's didn't approve, and threatened to Ban Kong. it was good.DjStreamline: kong said, "wait! no U!" and the Mods nodded in agreement. and started banning the Trolls instead. The end. ___________________________________________________________________________ bobxce: Moses is always right. ___________________________________________________________________________ asmodous: I love going to the gay village ___________________________________________________________________________ TheoSoft: a dildo is a plastic cock ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: *Eats potatoes* ___________________________________________________________________________ c0c04351: *is erect* ___________________________________________________________________________ SavajCabbaj: I've worn rubbers ever since the H1N1 scare, just in case. ___________________________________________________________________________ lennyz: All activities of the great moses. ___________________________________________________________________________ ham1lin: huh? well Ill just have to deprive him of his daily bj for that ___________________________________________________________________________ c0c04351: Jelly inside your vagina would feel so weird. ___________________________________________________________________________ lennyz: air filler thinger, lol DjStreamline: :O ! not in tha bum! robotking98: *fills dj with air* ___________________________________________________________________________ Strifespain: hey, I"m straight, but I'd stare at Frat's penis for a second or four ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: My perception of cock rings has been ruined ._. ___________________________________________________________________________ Musicgirl: What pic? moses78: your nekkid one music moses78: with the 2 ft dildo in moses78: ;) Musicgirl: There isn't a picture of that =P Only videos Sir_Fratley: That was me, moSES ___________________________________________________________________________ Bachame: ah... random chat room conversations, educating people and solving the world's problems one issue at a time ___________________________________________________________________________ DjStreamline: i'm puttin' a foot long wiener in mah mouf ___________________________________________________________________________ DjStreamline: i just crammed the last 3 inches in my mouth, almost choked a little ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: National Leprechaun museum ___________________________________________________________________________ CecilWidowmaker: and not my usual get drunk, masturbate and cry myself to sleep routine. ___________________________________________________________________________ Ketsy: It's kind of like saying there is a difference between protons and neutrons to third world farmers. ___________________________________________________________________________ asmodous: York is pretty high on the nice list too ___________________________________________________________________________ iBot: First we need to be alone. (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ Bleys087: I mean.. I thought that website was for kittens! moses78: and that he goes away before he comes bac...... Bleys087: not pussy's! moses78: oh dj look, a kitty ___________________________________________________________________________ racefan12: Frat's actually trying to play a game, gath, it's hard work for him ___________________________________________________________________________ Koison: my penis hurts iBot: Try rubbing it through clothes gently. ___________________________________________________________________________ Ketsy: Sir_Fratley: You're a amnesiac furry. Of course he is more sensible. ___________________________________________________________________________ DjStreamline: everyone knows virgin sauce is unactivated ___________________________________________________________________________ DjStreamline: she'll think you're cute/clever/funny, and instantly get nekkid and ride your joystick till you 404 ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: What's a window? Sir_Fratley: Is it a kind of potato? ___________________________________________________________________________ ZombieLawngnome: I hate you. I'm just going to flat out say it, you're a waste of a vagina, michelle ___________________________________________________________________________ racefan12: The sound of frat crying is soothing ___________________________________________________________________________ inferno76: this room keeps glitching out moses78: your mother glitches out inferno76: *cries* moses78: in fact, i made her 404 last night Bleys087: she did not compute? moses78: oh, she computed moses78: 3 times moses78: ;) ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: You know, if I was bi, the internet would be so much more risk free ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: better late than pregnant ___________________________________________________________________________ gamemastermike: ah i love kong:) gamemastermike: half facebook half eharmony ___________________________________________________________________________ DjStreamline: girls are just baby factories. wear a condom and you're just "inspecting" ___________________________________________________________________________ Ketsy: Congratulations! You won of the Freaky Porn Badge, and +10 creep factor! ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: Moses was right ___________________________________________________________________________ racefan12: That guy is such a fail spammer that he didn't even activate Antispam (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ gatherer818: I said that and then you're like "OH HELL NO I JUST LOST THAT BITCH" and of course people ask :P ___________________________________________________________________________ Ketsy: Although, I have had better conversations with my right hand than I have had with some girls. ___________________________________________________________________________ [04:20 PM] halome: Im dumb ___________________________________________________________________________ Ketsy: Once you go gnome, you never go home. ___________________________________________________________________________ gatherer818: who else has a gay leprechaun for a regular mod? ___________________________________________________________________________ [03:19 PM] KaisarDragon: moses has ended this topic. No one can deny SWAT cats wasn't awesomer than hell. ___________________________________________________________________________ [04:19 PM] ilikefriends: I enjoy sucking dick, and it's much less confusing than this game. There are more rewards to sucking dick and it's more social ___________________________________________________________________________ [12:32 AM] Minimalist__: He's wondering if his erection is okay ___________________________________________________________________________ [09:46 PM] teddo55: *Is forced to wear a nurse uniform* Music? Really? ___________________________________________________________________________ [08:50 PM] Sir_Fratley: Be careful, Deda will hate you now (reply) [08:51 PM] To Sir_Fratley: why? because i called him what he is, a racist? [08:51 PM] Sir_Fratley: No, because you have a sombrero (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ [09:44 AM] Sir_Fratley: I didn't know men could be on their period until I met gained (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ [07:23 PM] SuavaGuava: It is seriously the best thing to happen to coffee since whiskey. ___________________________________________________________________________ [12:11 AM] Sir_Fratley: *activates Gained alarm* (reply) [12:11 AM] Sir_Fratley: "SOMEONE'S WRONG ON THE INTERNET! SOMEONE'S WRONG ON THE INTERNET! " (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ [11:50 PM] kngrgte: there needs to be some epidemic to wipe these idiots off the planet [11:51 PM] Ketsy: I didn't know you were suicidal, kng ___________________________________________________________________________ [12:17 AM] gatherer818: that's like saying you're not in sex ed class so you're not going to use a condom. ___________________________________________________________________________ [10:55 AM] KaisarDragon: A rocking chair doesn't make you a rockstar, gramps. ___________________________________________________________________________ [08:39 AM] Sir_Fratley: I'll give you a fiver to up potato production (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: Looks like Gained needs a tampon for christmas (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: If she's not off gallivanting around Scotland moses78: and boning crazy numbers of dudes Sir_Fratley: That's me you're thinking of ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: She's got all the appeal of the michelin man but a stoner (reply) ___________________________________________________________________________ jessicastone4018: ok your[sic] awesome ___________________________________________________________________________ aquasaurious: I'll vote for him if he can make my micropenis bigger and blacker. ___________________________________________________________________________ Cam598: I am the PENISLICKER Cam598: I mean Cam598: Umm ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: Yes, APM. I mildly inconvenience your activity in an internet chatroom for my own sick, twisted, sadistic pleasure APMover9000: I know. Sir_Fratley: I often choke myself with a belt while I tell you to stop flooding, while laughing to myself ___________________________________________________________________________ Sir_Fratley: omg, warning ___________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ ░█░░░█░░███░░░███░░█████░░███░░█░ ░██░██░█░░░█░█░░░█░█░░░░░█░░░█░█░ ░█░█░█░█░░░█░█░░░░░█░░░░░█░░░░░█░ ░█░░░█░█░░░█░░███░░███░░░░███░░█░ ░█░░░█░█░░░█░░░░░█░█░░░░░░░░░█░█░ ░█░░░█░█░░░█░█░░░█░█░░░░░█░░░█░░░ ░█░░░█░░███░░░███░░█████░░███░░█░ Activity Feedmoses78 has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? 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