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    Jun. 28, 2012


Dale: “Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?”
Saul: “Um… heat-seeking missiles… bloodhounds… and foxes… barracudas…”
Dale: “I’m just – I’m kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It’s weird.”
Saul: “Thank you.”
Dale: “Not a compliment.”

Dale: “He fucking killed him!”
Saul: “Who killed who?”
Dale: “A cop, a lady, and a guy!”
Saul: “A cop, a lady, and a guy, man? That’s like a massacre. You saw it?”
Dale: “No, it was just a guy!”
Saul: “What happened to the lady?”

[Saul throws his cell phone into the woods after suggesting that they can be traced]
Dale: “Whoa! What the fuck was that?”
Saul: “I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.”
Dale: “What tree?”
Saul: “That one.”
Dale: “Why didn’t you smash it on a rock like a normal person like I did?”
Saul: “I don’t know! How often does somebody smash things? I’m rusty, fuck.”
Dale: “Oh, man, did you at least see where it landed?”
Saul: “I don’t know. Just call it.”
Dale: “Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed!”
Saul: [pauses] “Y’know, I bet they can’t even triangulate those things.”
Dale: “Well, you shouldn’t have said anything, because now you convinced me they can! You were very convincing back there!”
Saul: “Okay, okay. Fine, I’ll go find it. Fuck.”
Dale: “Do you see it?”
Saul: “See what?”
Dale: "The phone, you idiot! "

“Has anyone seen my bigger knife?” – Ted Jones

“Sell ’em on. Mark ’em up, sell ’em on!” – Patsy

“Wednesday 8am. Get up. Kick arse. Well… There’s one step ahead already.” – Eddy

“The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford clinic.” – Patsy

[mobile goes off] “Is it a… bee? IS IT A BEE?!” [looking at mobile] “Oh, it’s a small shoe.” – Patsy

“If the models get any younger, Pats, they’ll be chucking foetuses down the catwalk!” – Magda

“Black matter is dragging us all towards eternal dalmatian… And before long we will all be cloned and turned into sheep. So, to avoid this fate, I am being picked up by a spaceship that is hidden in the tail of an approaching comet.” [doorbell rings] “That’ll be them buzzing now.” – Bubble

“Good morning, television? My God! If they could market that in pill form, Switzerland would plunged into a recession.” – Patsy

“One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic. Jeremy’s must remain a sterile oasis, free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic and razor-sharp as our customers hipbones. These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolos have worn trenches down the pavement of Sloane Street. Their arm sinews have just enough muscles left in their arm to lift up a credit card! – Patsy

Eddy: “Darling, do you remember when you could just get up in the morning and feel fabulous?”
Patsy: “Without pills.”

Patsy: “How long does it take that old woman to score a tab of aspirin?!”
Eddie: “I could score acid quicker!”

Eddy: “Anyway, I don’t know what you mean. I do take exercise!”
Saffy: “You get out of bed, it ends there!”

Hacker: “Don’t tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country; The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.”

Sir Humphrey: “Oh and Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?”

Bernard: “Sun readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.”

Jim Hacker: “Humphrey, do you think it is a good idea to issue a statement?”

Sir Humphrey: “Well, Minister, in practical terms we have the usual six options: One: do nothing. Two: issue a statement deploring the speech. Three: lodge an official protest. Four: cut off aid. Five: break off diplomatic relations. And six: declare war.”

Hacker: “Which should be it?”

Sir Humphrey: "Well: If we do nothing, that means we implicitly agree with the speech. If we issue a statement, we’ll just look foolish. If we lodge a protest, it’ll be ignored. We can’t cut off aid, because we don’t give them any. If we break off diplomatic relations, then we can’t negotiate the oil rig contracts. And if we declare war, it might just look as though we were over-reacting!


“I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! How like an angel in apprehension. How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me, no, nor woman neither. Nor woman neither.”


- “It’s like giving them cheese after the wine.”

- “He doesn’t bite, he hates us.”

1st badge: Tiny Victory (Nano War)

100th badge: Collection Perfection (Kingdoms CCG)

200th badge: Your Partner is in Another Area (The Last Stand: Union City)

300th badge: Shards of the Colossus (Giants and Dwarves TD)

400th badge: First Defense (Incursion 2: The Artifact)

500th badge: Loving Lovers’ Love (Pretentious Game 3)

800th badge: Meter Maid (Fear Less!)

900th badge: Learn to Brawl Before You Rock (Rise of Champions)

1000th badge: Neon Asphalt (Neon Race 2) I wanted this badge to be the impossible badge in Necromino, but I’ll have to settle for that one being the 1111th badge. Haha, it ended up being the 1161st badge.

1100th badge: Spectral Collapse (Coloruid)

1200th badge: Baddies Die to Clear the Sky (Bitzy Blitz)

1212th badge: Matryoshka Box (What’s inside the box?)

1300th badge: Vogue Squadron (Time World)


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I have nothing more to say. Goodday, Sir/Ma’am. ಠ_ರೃ

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