oliverlolface

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/382882-the-official-shrektionary

hi i am cool brogre
SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE
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oliverlolface,
You have been on Kongregate for a little over three years, and in that time, you have been harassing other users in the forums, calling them all sorts of racial or hateful slurs, and swearing excessively. With the new year, it seems you’ve begun this behavior anew, and so we must issue you a permaban warning.
Please see to it that this behavior stops immediately, or we’ll be forced to permanently ban your account.
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Dank hoe

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Drek? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my onion in the swamp, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Farquaad, and I have over 300 confirmed onions. I am trained in ogre layered warfare and I’m the best ogre the entire universe. You are nothing to me but just another Drek. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Dreck. As we speak I am contacting smashmouth spies across duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking Dreck kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare clammy ogre hands. Not only am I extensively trained in ogre nine thousand types combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Ogre Militia and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Drek ass off the face of the continent, you little drek. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your onion. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn farquaad. I will shit onion cum all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Drek ass bitch.
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