HADOUKEN!! ( ºД){ -=☼)
Signs that your trolling is successful:
Your victim screaming in all-caps at you.
Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc).
Being an Internet Tough Guy.
Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort.
Signs that your trolling is unsuccessful:
Your victim identifying you as a troll.
Identifying yourself as a troll.
Your efforts being ignored.
Being counter-trolled
(Stolen from Zombie12)
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NICKA209 IS DEFEATED…
Xendarc: noob is also measured in how much of an idiot one is.
nicka209: wrong
nicka209: noob only means someone new to something
Xendarc: nope
nicka209: just dumb ****s on the internet think it means idiot
nicka209: meaning your a dumb ****
nicka209: now if you excuse me i will now mute you
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GUITARSAGE2000 IS DEALT A CRUSHING BLOW…
Xendarc: no
guitarsage2000: no what
Xendarc: no @ your existance
guitarsage2000: ……
guitarsage2000: just so you know i dont take that joke lightly
Xendarc: good, because I’m dead serious
guitarsage2000: ….3
guitarsage2000: f*** you
guitarsage2000: mute
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EATMEE SHUTS THE F*** UP…
Pinwheel: I’m gunna say 9
eatmee: what are you a hore
Fallacia: 29 year olds know how to spell whore
Titanious: Yep, defiantly in his early teens.
Pinwheel: eatmee, you’re f*cking 9 years old… what can you do?
eatmee: stfu
Pinwheel: yeah you could stfu I guess.
Titanious: lol, he did just tell himself to stfu?
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NEWFAGS ARE MOSTLY 9 YEARS OLD… Mostly…
Pinwheel:No one is dumb enough to drink pertol except like… 9 year olds
Ywasibanned:“Chinese boy drinks petrol to become a transformer-robot”
Ywasibanned:Yerp.
Pinwheel:was he 9?
Ywasibanned:Probably not nine after his brain melted.
Pinwheel:“A Chinese boy from Xingwen in eastern China aged 9 has been admitted to hospital after drinking petrol in order to become a Transformer robot.”
Pinwheel:F*CKING KNEW IT.
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BATMAN DESTROYS RACISM…
ClawOfJudgeJudy1: the olympics should be changed to the batlympics
ClawOfJudgeJudy1: everyone wears a batman costume in all events
ClawOfJudgeJudy1: no racism, hilarity ensues
Pinwheel: all the footage should be displayed in fast forward with benny hill music playing
Akkeem: bats are ****ing ugly
ClawOfJudgeJudy1: YES PIN YES
Pinwheel: I’m imagining the bat-hurdles
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GYNECOLOGY VS. PROCTOLOGY…
thealexman1: what do near sighted gynecologists and puppies have in common?
thealexman1: a wet nose
PsychosisClown2: lol
Pinwheel: why?
Pinwheel: does he have a cold?
PsychosisClown2: no Pin, think about what a gynecologist does for a living…
Pinwheel: they study rocks right?
nicholascc99: Yes, of voure.
nicholascc99: Course*
PsychosisClown2: If you honestly don’t understand you’re too young for the joke.
Pinwheel: :I
thealexman1: lol
Pinwheel: What does a proctologist and PsychosisClown have in common?
Pinwheel: They both smell bad
thealexman1: they get my joke
Pinwheel: :P
PsychosisClown2: muted
 "Pinwheel")