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random copypasta:
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I want to hit you with a car, throw you off a tree so high, I hope you break your neck and die.. Twinkle twinkle little star, I’m gonna slit your throat tonight..

Furthermore, based on evidence for dinosaurs as the ancestors of birds, reptile meat might also taste somewhat like chicken and therefore dinosaurs would most likely also taste like chicken.

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This is really unusual country music. it seems to be influenced by heavy metal. I like the harmonica , accordian and balalaika. I sorta like this type of country music.

Fortune said a palm can say a lot. Especially when it smacks.

Wouldn’t it be ironic… To die in the living room?

Do not shear Suds totally not a sheep do not shear

aren’t rapiers meant for raping?

Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.

I added boric acid to my fireplace and stepped into it, but I was not able to access the magical fireplace network and instead suffered 1st degree burns