rachela

NOTE: ACTUAL BIO DOWN NEAR THE BOTTOM SOMEWHERE. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Once upon a time, I figured, "No one reads profiles anyway, so I'll just put a bunch of random shit on my profile. If they do bother to read it, they will be amused for about two seconds before they close it of boredom, or of fear that their IQ will decrease intensely." And so rachela's profile was born. And, dear friend, if you do read this, less than threes to you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ツツツツツツツツツツツツツツツツツツツ SMILE! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Scroll down for a poem on the idiots. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My name is Rachel. I probably hate you. If I don't hate you, I love you excessively. ^-^ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Also, fagtastic is my word. Happy plagiarised it because he's a bastard. =P ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ One of the Songs for Kong: Good old boys and girls, Kongregating waiting in some other world, we're all crazy! We're all crazy! We're all crazy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ JUSTIFICATIONS OF THE SONG FOR KONG: Painstakingly obvious, but Kongregating - verb for playing on Kongregate, the other world is Kong, and crazy cuz none of us is sane anymore :P ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Friends are a lot like potatoes. If you eat them, they'll die. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I like cupcakes. And machine guns. And cupcakes with machine guns on them. I love bacon. But then again, who doesn't? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I play the saxophone. I sort of play the guitar. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Now read the cuteness: Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ READING: It's for awesome people. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yo momma's so fat, her patronus is a CAKE! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh, and by the way, I did not hit you. I simply high fived your face. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Random Dr Seuss Time! -- Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would learn! The most wonderful stuff! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I looove kittens. Then they turn into cats. I absolutely HATE cats. Animal genocide is good in this sense. I HATE CATS. Kill them all. Throw them out of the top floor of Q1. No offence to cat lovers. (with all offence intended, of course.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mystery is not a cat. Mystery does not count. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Random Dr Seuss Time! -- If you never did, you should. These things are fun - and fun is good! // I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny // Oh, the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on TV. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Happy Birthday to: Bev - 12th August, KOAL - 18th August, Donkilicious - 17th February, Mr Trebach - 26th November, Abyss - 25th November, tops - 20th November, abc2 - 20th March, rubybaby014 - 2nd June, WAD - 31st December, Fringe Man - 25th May, Murder - 27th January, Sheep - 18th July, Happy - 22nd July, Ando - 28th August, Hayato - 27th August, golden - 21st May, gummy - 31st August, Adro - 30th July, dark - 29th August, matt - 10th December, 6or7mattersnot - 19th April, Dj - 26th October, Daniel - 29th March, Diamondperson - 11th September, Pain - 30th November, Caterpillar - 29th September, (list is a work in progress, so don't be mean :P) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Now I'm going to make my profile longer by a month-organised birthday list! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ j a n u a r y -- 27 - Murder Machine. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ f e b r u a r y -- 17 - Donkilicious ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ m a r c h -- 20 - abc2, 19 - 6or7mattersnot, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ a p r i l -- 19 - 6or7mattersnot ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ m a y -- 25 - Fringe Man 21 - golden ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ j u n e -- 2 - rubybaby014 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ j u l y -- 18 - Sheep, 22 - Happy, 30 - Adro ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ a u g u s t -- 12 - Bev, 18 - KOAL, 28 - Ando, 27 - Hayato, 31 - gummy, 29 - dark, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ s e p t e m b e r -- 11 - Diamondperson, 29 - Caterpillar, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ o c t o b e r -- 26 - Dj ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ n o v e m b e r -- 20 - tops, 25 - Abyss, 26 - trebach, 30 - Pain, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ d e c e m b e r -- 31 - WAD (aka Weird Accent Dude aka gameleader), 10 - matt ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I disagree with dumb people. DUMB: Delinquent Unanimous Moronic Bastards. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Previous Avatars (starting from the one I had of tops. Not my first avatar.) ~ tops: The Best. ~ Mojo Jojo: The Shit. ~ Dexter: Teh Shizz. ~ Johnny Bravo: Badass. ~ Horatio Caine: THE badass. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ EXTRACT ON PLATYPI: "Then there's the Platypus. He deserves his own paragraph because of how much of a deceiver he is. He lulls you into complacency because his neurotoxic spurs don't directly kill humans most of the time. Don't be fooled; you'd beg for death. All human victims of Platypus stings suffer immediate hyperalgesia (clinical hypersensitivity to any sensation of pain) for weeks or even months after the sting! That's Australia's way of saying "don't **** with me, asshole, or I'll send a Salt Water Crocodile to **** you up and shove Box Jellyfish up your urethra while force-feeding your wife eucalyptus leaves. That'll teach you not to use the word "crikey" in a pejorative context. ****-ass." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Badass List: Horatio Caine // Gibbs // Perry the Platypus // Chuck Norris // Mojo Jojo // Indiana Jones // James Bond // Johnny Bravo // Dexter // Bear Grylls // Steve Irwin // All Australian FAUNA // The Killer Rabbit // Monty Python // Charles Dickens // Dr Seuss // CS Lewis // Vassilis Paleokostas // Rudyard Kipling // Lewis Carroll // Rick Astley // Edward Hill // Clint Eastwood // Thomas the Tank Engine // Aunty Jack // Attila the Hun // George Thorogood // Cast of Sesame Street (both past and present) // Weird Al // ShamWow dude // Catdog // Sylvester Stallone // William Shatner // Characters of Alice in Wonderland //Ebenezer Scrooge//Scrooge McDuck (he gets his own) // Every Looney Tunes character // Every Disney character (like, proper Disney. Mickey Mouse etc.) // Consuela // ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101110 00100000 01001101 01111001 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01010010 01100001 01100011 01101000 01100101 01101100 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110100 00101110 00100000 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ According to Donkilicious: Aww i love how she types so quickly, what a lil cutie >.> Yes. I type fastly. No. I am not a lil cutie. >.> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bev's new name is Bevan or Bevin. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Idiot Corner #1: Thanks to Creepee (11 year old perv looking for cyber) we have had entertainment for the morning. He actually thought C:\Documents and Settings\Jessie\My Documents\My Pictures\2010-07-30\IMGP1422.JPG would come up with a picture. Gotta love noobs' innocence. And yes, boys and girls, he is a Delinquent Unanimous Moronic Bastard. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Making Life That Little Bit Easier for the Less Intellectual Ones #1: Learn how to use a computer. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Silence Game! In this section, we time how long I can remain silent. First time: 12 minutes 30 seconds. Second time: 12 minutes 32 seconds. Third time: 14 minutes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ As you can see, I enjoy making lists. I'm going to jot down just a few of my favourite things. 1. Raindrops on roses. 2. Whiskers on kittens. 3. Bright copper kettles. 4. Warm woollen mittens. 5. Brown paper packages tied up with string. 6. Cream coloured ponies. 7. Crisp apple streudels. 8. Doorbells. 9. Sleigh bells. 10. Schnitzels with noodles. 11. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings. 12. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes. 13. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes. 14. Silver white winters that melt into springs. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Husbands: 1. Matt 2. Tech 3. Joe 4. Joe again 5. Dark 6. Mr Norris. But according to Teddles, I'm married to Goat Cheese. I was not aware of this, but I only have six husbands. SIX. THAT IS ALL. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ WHEN THE DOG BITES (dundundun) WHEN THE BEE STINGS (dundundun) WHEN I'M FEELING SAD! (NANANAANA) I SIMPLY REMEMBER MY FAVOURITE THINGS AND THEN I DON'T FEEL (silence) (long pause) SOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAD! (NANANANAANNANAA) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No. That was just wrong. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ JOEL. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ There's a house with a wall with a wall with a wall, there's a house with a floor, with a floor with a floor, there's a house with a roof, with a roof, with a rooooof...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. There's no house anymore, anymore. There's no house anymore. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My Cupcake Song. I like cupcakes they are nice, I like them better than lemon slice, I like cupcakes they'll never be outdated, I like cupcakes when I'm being asphyxiated! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I like cupcakes day or night, I like cupcakes when I’m on a flight, I like cupcakes as much as I love chocolate, But I love cupcakes more because on it a flame can be lit And it won’t melt. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Best second verse. Ever. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bev's Sound of Pride: The Pride is alive with the sound of Rachel, What do you do with someone like Rachela. Pride Story: Rachela! I just met a girl named Rachela! And suddenly that name, Will never be the same to me! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In stores now! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Survey: Cookies, Brownies or Cupcakes? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cookies: Josh, Mr Provider, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Brownies: tops, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cupcakes: Diamondperson, Pain, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cookiebrowniecupcakes: Me, Happy, godisdead, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Grow, grow, grow, Stretch out tall, Move to the beat, (move to the beat), Shake it all, Ooh ooh ooh ooh, I'm growing, you're growing, Take it slow, Shout out loud! get ready, set, go! Get ready to Grow, grow, grow - stretch. Grow, grow, grow - stretch. I'm growing taller, watch me grow, Jumping, jumping, go go go. One, two, three, reach for the sky, Reaching, reaching, reaching high. Grow, grow, grow, Stretch out tall, Move to the beat, (move to the beat), Shake it all, Ooh ooh ooh ooh, I'm growing, you're growing, Take it slow, Shout out loud! get ready, set, go! Get ready to Grow, grow, grow - stretch. Grow, grow, grow - stretch. Myhands are bigger, Clap, clap, go! My body is stronger, Shimmy, shimmy, woah! Twist on the spot, Twist down real small. Slowly growing upwards, Stretching it all. Grow, grow, grow, Stretch out tall, Move to the beat, (move to the beat), Shake it all, Ooh ooh ooh ooh, I'm growing, you're growing, Take it slow, Shout out loud! get ready, set, go! Get ready to Grow, grow, grow - stretch. Grow, grow, grow - stretch. Grow, grow, grow (c'mon and) Grow, grow, grow (everybody) Grow, grow, grow (yeah we're gonna) GROW! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that snatch! Beware the Jubjub bird and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ He took his vorpal sword in hand: long time the manxone foe he sought -- so rested he by the Tumtum tree and stood awhile in thought. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And as in uffish thought he stood, the Jabberwock with eyes of flame, came whiffling through the tulgey wood and burbled as it came! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ One two, one two! And through and through! The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head, he went galumphing back. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "And has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O, frabjous day! Callooh, callay!" he chortled in his joy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tingalayo, come, little donkey, come. Tingalayo, come, little donkey, come. My donkey walk, my donkey talk, my donkey eat with a knife and fork. My donkey walk, my donkey talk, my donkey eat with a knife and fork. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tingalayo, come, little donkey come. Tingalayo, come, little donkey, come. My donkey eat, my donkey sleep, my donkey kick with his two hind feet. My donkey eat, my donkey sleep my donkey kick with his two hind feet. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tingalayo, come, little donkey, come. Tingalayo, come, little donkey, come. Tingalayo, come, little donkey come. Tingalayo, come, little donkey, come. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This song was performed once and it made me cry. Srsly. It was so beautiful. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh you may not think me pretty, but don't judge on what you see. I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me. You can keep your bowlers black, your top hats sleek and tall, for I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat and I can cap them all. There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see, so try me on and I will tell you where you ought to be. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You might belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart, their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart; you might belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal, those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil; or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind; or perhaps in Slytherin you'll make your real friends, those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ So put me on! Don't be afraid! And don't get in a flap! You're in safe hands (though I have none) for I'm a Thinking Cap! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Someone who's bored enough should make a sorting hat for Kong chatrooms. lul. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Australia - all true. Every little bit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Adro: Katy Perry the Platypus. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I love it when it rains, and I lie in bed at night. I listen to it patter on the roof soft and light. But then a storm may come, and the thunder starts to crash. The rain beats on the window, and I see the lightning flash. I hold old teddy tight, and sink down in my bed. I close my eyes so tight, and pull the covers over my head. I feel so snug and warm. I know that everything’s all right. I love it when it rains, as I lie in bed at night. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told. Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and fast! To find his way out of a gay man's ass! The road ahead is filled with danger and fright! But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might! Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way, there's still alot of ground to cross inside the man so gay! Ahead of you lies adventure, and your stregnth still lies within! Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win! Now that you're the Gerbil king has more adventures to go on! Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun! So many enemies and battles yet to fight! For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King's tale is told throughout the night! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Idiot Corner #2: A conversation. CoLeDa is speaking on behalf of the idiots: CoLeDa: y do u always have to spel evrything rite itd proper anoying CoLeDa: !!!!!! rachela: ... rachela: Why do you have to spell everything wrong? CoLeDa: its called txt language itz kewl ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Making Life that Little Bit Easier for the Less Intellectual Ones #2: Typing like a jackass is NOT cool. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Idiot Corner #3: CoLeDa's Famous Quotes! ~CoLeDa: ur immaturte/rachela: Course I am./CoLeDa: thts what i jst sed/ ~CoLeDa: n by the way im not actually an idiot as funny as this might sound...at skl im on gifted and talented/ ~ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Making Life that Little Bit Easier for the Less Intellectual Ones #3: If you say that you are academically gifted, please PROVE that by spelling correctly. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Idiot Corner #4: Here's to the idiots, who stand out alone: there's Jazzy, who talks like she's on a phone, there's GayCats, who's desperate for a nickname, and that other dude who thinks everyone is the same, there's CJC who is GayCats' moronic twin, and CoLeDa, who threw his account in the bin. There's ozzy, who still thinks tops is female, and the one who's convinced you are a whale, there's jamolis, who wants photos of my feet, and the one who's like "lololol gimme somethin to eat", and I'm sorry if I have forgotten your name, or if I've left someone out - what a shame. But you're all idiots, who provide us with lulz, so piss off and keep being trullz. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright RachelA 26-9-2010 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Idiot Corner #5: The works of Bruno: ~BRUNO814: yes smart ones//rachela: ...smart ones?//HappyAlcoholic: He's accusing us of being intelligent.//BRUNO814: it means sarcasm ur retarded//HappyAlcoholic: How dare he.//rachela: ...//rachela: Sarcastically saying we're retarded?//rachela: So we ARE intelligent.//HappyAlcoholic: *lols*//BRUNO814: nope *sarcasm*//rachela: Exactly.//rachela: That means yes.// ~ u know some ting about rachel is attractive//~BRUNO814: tell her i lik rachel (He liks me? Whatever is that?) ~BRUNO814: kk u herad rach (heradding? Whatever is that?) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Making Life that Little Bit Easier for the Less Intellectual Ones #4: Learn what sarcasm is before you use it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Making Life that Little Bit Easier for the Less Intellectual Ones #5: Don't call other people attractive when you have a girlfriend. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I love BioLlama, who is my pet llama. Except he flies to "Dumble Dorf's Tower" instead of Dumbledore's. Damn. Still, we hijacked Hogwarts ^-^ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I amn't funny. Srsly. I amn't. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ADVENTURES OF RACH: Well, I looked at my fans, and I found that I had 201 of them. 201 insane, creepy, retards. This frightens me. Srsly. - Monday 27th September 2010. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Blossom, commander and the leader, Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter, Buttercup, she's the toughest fighter, Powerpuffs save the day... Fighting crime, trying to save the world. Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls. Fighting crime, trying to save the world. Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls. Powerpuff! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Genetically modified hands ftw. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ham: Rah: WHERE ARE WE GONNA GO?// Rahrah: CANADA// Rah: Aha! So you DO like their bacon!//EVEN THOUGH IT'S JUST HAM!// Rahrah: IT'S GOOD HAM// Rah: ALL HAM IS GOOD// Rahrah: TOUCHE.// ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shout out to Josh, who is probably the only one who bothers to read my profile. Less than threes to you, you crazy little bastard ^-^ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Palindrome Song (to the tune of I Like Krabby Patties): Palindromes are awesome, they really are so great, they cook their face for dinner, and serve it on a plate, palindromes are awesome, they really are so cool, and now I'm gonna leave this, and go jump in a pool. OF PALINDROMES. bwahahahahahagoddammiti'mbored. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Spongebob: It's not about winning, it's about fun!// Plankton: What's that?// Spongebob: Fun is when you... sorta like.... fun is about... What is fun? Here. Let me spell it for you.// Spongebob: F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all Down here in the deep blue sea// Plankton: F is for fire burning the whole town! U is for uranium...... bombs N is for no survivors!// Spongebob: Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Do it like this!// Spongebob: F is for friends who do stuff together// Plankton: No! That's completely idiotic!// Spongebob: Here, let me help you.// Spongebob: F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me, try it!// Plankton: N is for anywhere and anytime at all Down here in the deep blue sea!// Plankton: Wait. I don't understand this. I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?// Spongebob: No! That's how you're supposed to feel!// Plankton: Well, I like it. Let's do it again!// Spongebob and Plankton: F is for frolick through all the flowers U is for ukelele N is for nose-picking, cherry gum and sand licking Here with my best buddy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Names of People Who Work and Stuff: Builder: Bill Derr//Other builder: Jack Hammer//Porn star: Mstr. Bait//Kiwi Porn Star: Mr. Bait// ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Farewell, Aunty Jack. We know you'll be back. Though you're ten feet tall you don't scare us at all. You're big, bold and tough. But you're not so rough. There's a scream as you plummet away. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Goodbye, me little lovelies! And don't forget to tune in next week to the show, because if you don't, I'll come round to yer house, and I'll rip yer bloody arms off. And I will too. Don't forget it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ She rides a black bike -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I do. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And drives through the night. She's big, round and fat, but don't dare tell her that! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I bloody well aren't. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Else she'll turn so mean, her glove starts to gleam. There's a scream as she plummets away. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Do you want a good smack in the mouth?! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh farewell, Aunty Jack. Don't you know you'll be back! Though you're ten feet tall you don't scare us at all! You're big, bold and tough. But you're not so rough. There's a scream as you plummet away... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fun with Sloganmaker.com! Christmas time is Pedobear time. Pedobear - love it or leave it. Be young, have fun, taste Pedobear. Pedobear brings happiness. Start the day right with Pedobear. Pedobear: good to forget. Look at Pedobear to look your best. Move on with Pedobear. Pedobear: always overfresh. Pedobear - 1% pure. The American Way of Pedobear. Pedobear is the World famous for quality. Pedobear is the difference. Pedobear goes under your skin. Pedobear takes good care of you. Nonstop Pedobear. Pedobear - always the number one. All you need is Pedobear. More smiles with Pedobear. Do it with Pedobear. Super size, Super Pedobear. Pedobear makes you better. My Pedobear and me. Pedobear is glamour. Pedobear: you like it. Quick and easy way with Pedobear. Pedobear: always at your fingertips. There's something about Pedobear you'll love. Always ready, always Pedobear. Pedobear sets you right. The Pedobear effect. It's more than satisfying, it's Pedobear. You need Pedobear every day. Pedobear: a part of your dream. Pedobear is unbelievable. Soft and silky as Pedobear. Bigger. Better. Pedobear. Pedobear in action. Be funny with Pedobear. Pedobear means great personality. Pedobear - You see this name, you think dirty. Think. Feel. Pedobear. Whatever you do, it's Pedobear. Pedobear brings you to tingle. Pedobear: created by nature. Go crazy with Pedobear. Pedobear is your freedom. Pedobear can do. Be free - do it like Pedobear. Let Pedobear freshen you up. Pedobear: Good to forget. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ So, uh...whatcha doing for the next 40, 50 years? Would you mind marryin' me much? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Never argue with a 90° angle. It's always right. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh! The Deadwood Stage is a-rollin' on over the plains, with the curtains flappin' and the driver slappin' the reins. Beautiful sky! A wonderful day! Whip crack-away! Whip crack-away! Whip crack-away! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh! The Deadwood Stage is a-headin' on over the hills, where the Injun arrows are thicker than porcupine quills. Dangerous land! No time to delay! So, Whip crack-away! Whip crack-away! Whip crack-away! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ We're headin' straight for town, loaded down, with a fancy cargo, care of Wells and Fargo, Illinois - Boy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh the Deadwood Stage is a-comin' on over the crest, like a homin' pigeon that's a-hankerin' after its nest. Twenty-three miles we've covered today. So whip crack-away, whip crack-away, whip crack-away! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The wheels go turnin' round, homeward bound - can't you hear 'em hummin'. Happy times are comin' for to stay - hey! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ We'll be home tonight by the light of the silvery moon, and my heart's a-thumpin' like a mandolin a-plunkin' a tune. When I get home, I'm fixin' to stay, so whip crack-away, whip crack-away, whip crack-away! Whip crack-away, whip crack-away, whip crack-away... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And that's all I'm bothering to type. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Poms are weak as piss. The French are queer. The Germans are wankers, but they make good beer. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mr Provider's gonna make a chick flick: Only Goodnight. (Not really. He said Only, good night.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mr Provider left RoS on Monday 18th October 2010. Today is a day to remember. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Drapes talking about whatever it is she's talking about: Rach, just remember that when you have many sex partners, you facilitate the spread of VD. // Me talking about Zilch: Otherwise I'll have to play...single player D: // rachela: My previous comment with your previous comment together are completely irrelevant, BUT, if you read them together alone, it's sorta dirty. =\ // READ IT AGAIN. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 'Ugly' starts with 'u', but 'awesome' ends with 'me'...I win. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Roses are red, Violets are blue, Incorrect grammar, WILL NEVER BE CUTE. GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You just got golf'd, bitch. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ For those of you who want to know, I started playing on Kong a few years before I joined. I accidentally flicked to the Chat tab one time, and it was Pride. So I watched the conversation for a little bit, and it was interesting. From then on every time I played on Kong I watched Pride. In 2009, I made an account, and went to Pride, but didn't actually talk. When I started talking, it had already begun sucking. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ tl; dr? Thought so. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Waitwaitwait. So let me get this straight. Frankie laughs all the time, right? Yet when she types "lol", she is not actually laughing. Hmm. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ It hurts. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------