remypaak

I’m Remy, a college student and a part-time badge hunter at Kongregate.

My impossible badges in the order I got them

1. Streamline
This one wasn`t that hard. Once you get used to the rhythm , it becomes a piece of cake.
2. 99 bricks
This one felt like my first “real” impossible badge. I found it to be quiet hard, but then I discovered that you can put blocks at the sides of the platform. It just took a little amount of tries after that discovery
3. Meatboy
I really enjoyed this game, probably because I`m really into platform games. But I must be fair, it was a bit too easy for an impossible badge IMO.
4. Vector Runner
This one took me a couple of hours. I always got hit in the 25.000-30.000 zone. But when i finally got it, my first time being hit was at 45.000 points :/
5. Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2
I`m a big fan of the Guitar Hero series, so I`m quiet good in this kinda rhythm games. The hard songs did take me a long time to complete, but it turned out to be fairly easy.
6. Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3
It`s the same as scgmd 2 with exception of the length of the songs. That is the only reason why this one is harder than the other one. But if you already completed scgmd 2, then you know that this one is also in your reach.
7. Run 2
To be fair, this game was a bit too easy. I got all the badges in 1 day and I didn`t got frustrated. I just want to get frustrated at this type of games, especially when they have an impossible badge. Because if i then get the badge, it feels like i really accomplished something.
8. Amorphous+
I just loved this game. This badge just takes some time, but isn`t really hard. The only thing that took me a while, was killing the razor queen.
9. Pandemic 2
I wanted to do it fairly, but the walktrough is RIGHT THERE. With the use of the walktrough it still took me a few resets, but I got it within an hour.
10. Line Game
The only hard part at this badge was level E , but it took me more than 4 hours to complete it in a reasonable time. This was one of the most frustrating games i`ve completed, because being stuck for a few hours at a single level really makes me mad.
11. Dino Run
This one is pretty similiar to the Amorphous+ badge. Not that hard, but just takes some time. The only hard thing was the Twin Peaks speed run.
12. Gravitee
I must admit, I used a youtube walkthrough to get this badge. And even with that walktrough it took me a long time. Getting this badge without the use of a walktrough is nigh-impossible and I really respect the people who did that.
13. Tower of Greed
A fun but very frustrating game. I played it every now and then. Finally got it after a month of playing. I can still remember that one time where I got the 500K , but died while the door was in my sight Grrrrr.
14. Dolphin Olympics 2
I just hated this game and I really sucked at it, but then a friend of mine got it. I got jealous and played for 2 full days until I received the badge myself.
15. Focus
This is the easiest impossible badge on the site IMO. It`s a short game that isn`t really that hard. I maybe got stuck for 5-10 minutes in some levels, but I completed it within 2 hours. Sorry but not impossible-worthy.
16. Ultimate Assassin 3
I tought that this one would be very hard, because it`s the least awardened impossible badge. But it turned out to be quiet easy. This game is just so much luck-based , that you hardly need any skill.The only thing is that it`s very time-consuming, it took me more than a month.
17. MoneySeize
Another nice platform game. But, unlike Meatboy, it was really hard. It took me a couple of days of full-time playing and I sometimes got really frustrated. Getting this badge felt like a real reward.
18. DJManiax
When I first did this game , it felt impossible to get the badge. But after a while I got used to the controls. Then it was just a matter of time and I finally received the badge.
19. Pyro
The only real challenge was getting a time below 160 seconds. I got the badge fairly quick and I did use the walktrough of MrRubix.
20. Meatboy map pack
This is definitely the hardest impossible badge i got so far. I got a really hard time with that last band-aid and was frustrated like hell. It took me really long to get this badge , even while I`m pretty good at platform games.
21. Fold
When first playing this game I tought the controls to be pretty weird, but after playing a while, this game becomes really easy.
22. Hippolyta
This game is all about reflexes and auditory cues. At first I had trouble even beating level 4, but level 5 made all the levels before look easy. The first two hours of playing level 5 was just solely remembering all different sounds and which corresponding action should follow. As time went by I noticed that I made it slightly farther into the level each hour. Still took me around 5-6 hours to beat.
23. Rogue Soul 2
Damn, what a game. It was insanely fun to play and at first I thought it would be pretty easy. I saved the survival till the end, and oh boy. Getting that 50K loot was harder than all else in the game combined. Took me like 2 full days to acquire.
24. Epic Boss Fighter
I was watching the impossible badge list, searching for fairly new (2014-2016) games with a high amount of people who got the badge. The two most obvious choices were Epic Boss Fighter and Frantic 3. I choose to start with Epic Boss Fighter. Sadly, this game was no challenge. After I fully upgraded myself, it only took me somewhere around 10 tries to defeat 10 bosses in endless insane mode. Just having a tactic for each boss and a lucky run in which you encounter the most easy ones does the trick. Hopefully Frantic 3 will be more of a challenge.
25. Frantic 3
Luckily, this game was harder than Epic Boss Fighter, but I still managed to get both of them in 1 day. Still having traumatizing memories from the endless tries at the Impossible badge for his big brother (Frantic 1), so it feels kinda unfair that I was able to get this one in just a few hours. The only really hard things about this game are the last two bonus levels, which are still pretty doable with a good tactic and a little bit of luck.
26. The Necronomicon
After picking up some new imps that were added to the site during my three year break, I decided that the next step on my road to getting all Impossible badges was just simply tackling them down starting by the most awarded. This meant it was time for a game which I feared for it’s boring and luck-based gameplay…..The Necronomicon. To be fair, the normal mode was pretty fun and the card game on it’s own is also fun. The super luck-based challenges whatoever, not that much. Just start this game by getting the hard badge so you know what all different cards do and you have some sort of basic strategy. Next you just have to do all challenges over and over again till you get that lucky run (which can be over a hundred resets per challenge).
27. Hexiom
I kinda wanted to do the Sonny 2 Imp firsit because that is the most awarded impossible badge which I don’t have, but after two failed runs I just couldn’t go on with it. I remembered the hexiom game and how hard I used to suck at it and decided to give it a try again. I started by completing the 40 levels legitimately (which I didn’t to to get the easy-hard badges in 2011) to get some basic strategy down. After that I started to do random 6 sized puzzles and within 30 minutes of playing I got a time of 4 minutes. I felt like I was incredibely lucky, but after another 30 minutes I managed to get a sick time of 2 minutes and 12 seconds. I still think I got incredibely lucky with the board, but maybe, just maybe it was a little bit of skill as well.
28. oO
At first I didn’t want to try this new game (new for me) because the badge wasn’t awarded that much, but I was just curious to see what kind of game it was. I fell in love with it immediatly, it’s so simple and yet so addicting at the same time. Both endless runs were pretty hard, but especially the drunk version gave me a rough time. I knew that the weird circles were just an illusion since the same rhythm was applied to the normal and drunk version, but oh boy, those weird circles distracted me. Beautiful how something can be so frustrating and yet so fun at the same time.