amordecosmos: My bolo is made of pork.
Cinderkit sent you a shout on Kongregate.
You’re a naughty kitty. Very naughty. =^///^=
zippyfireflame: im not that retarted…
zombiegod6969: ctrl and w hey that was on adultswims the worst game ever it just quit everything ha he he ………………………………………………………………………huh
JubJubzZorn: lol i pushed ctrl and w lmao
devincache: omg i actually fell for alt+f4 …
YellowPie: yeh ctrl+w will give you some hints
(moments later…)
alexreplay: you complete @sshole
alexreplay: i fell for it
xxIRISHFLAMExx: ALL U NEED " SEE IS HER BOOBS (The tail end of a lousy and prolongued mom joke attack)
JayEffJay: DIDN’T SEE MUCH OF THEM EITHER. YOUR MUM SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED I BANG HER UP THE SHITTER.
JayEffJay: IT WAS JUST ALL “FAITH AND BEGORRAH, DONT BE BOTHERIN’ WIT’ FINGERIN’ ME MUFF OR NUTTIN’ THERE, BOYO, JUST WANG IT UP THE OL’ MARMITE MOTORWAY” AND I WAS ALL “AIGHT, DROP TROU AND PRESENT STARFISH, MA’AM”
JayEffJay: AND I WAS ALL “ALRIGHT MISS, WE GONNA DO THIS, BUT YOU GOTTA SING THE FIELDS OF ATHENRY WHILE I DO IT” AND THEN WHEN I BUSTED A NUT ONTO HER BACK I SHOUTED “THERE’S YOUR LUCKY CHARMS, YA SKANK” AND STUBBED MY CIGARETTE OUT ON HER ALARM CLOCK.
xxIRISHFLAMExx: …wow…just wow
JayEffJay: FUN FACT: BANGING A WOMAN UP THE CHOCO-FANNY IS BY NO MEANS A FULLPROOF METHOD OF CONTRACEPTION. THAT NIGHT, AS YOUR MUM SLEPT OFF HER ROOFIES AND CRACKPIPE, SOME OF MY SPEND MAY HAVE DRIBBLED FROM SOUTH TO NORTH, AS IT WERE.
JayEffJay: NINE MONTHS LATER, YOU WERE BORN. I AM YOUR INTERWEB DADDY, AND YOU ARE MY F.A.S BUM-BABY.
IceCreamHeadache: sorry jfj, but it has been proven long long ago that pregnancy is not only possable, but frequently does happen through anal sex.
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