Sixtyfootmidget

My name is NOT an oxymoron. Here’s the explanation.
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For comparison purposes, let’s say the average human is 10 feet tall (or 5, so you don’t bug me about this) and that would make the average midget 6 feet tall (or 3, exactfags). So let’s say the average giant is 100 feet tall. That would make a giant midget 60 feet tall. Leave me alone now.

Kongregate Quotes
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Gio10: “when i was 3 i ate to many oreos and had a black shit”

GothicEmma: /b/ makes God cry.

shammaye: life has a mean right hook.
Kambushiki: this is the right followed by the left, with an uppercut and a kick in the balls

Brb, emptying waste storage tank.
(long delay)
GrateGuySays: Aaaand done. :)
GrateGuySays: Chatkill +1!
Sixtyfootmidget: Chatkill -1!
Sixtyfootmidget: Restart!
GrateGuySays: :(

Mini_Mizu: A time when Crue doesn’t want to kill minis?
Mini_Mizu: [click]
Cruefan91: Hey now..
Mini_Mizu: Saved.
Cruefan91: Damn.

Mini_Shaded: You’re a unicorn?
Charlotte_Speed: No I’m a traffic warden subject to the “Don’t ask don’t tell policy” while she dreams every night of being a cupcake in a marketplace stall with people shouting at her to “make them sammiches”
Charlotte_Speed: Yes I’m a unicorn.