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Latest Activity: Played Watch Paint Dry (Jan 30, 2019 10:39am)

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Bu yao chi xienrenzhang! Üther party! Shut up nameless NPC! Big Banana!
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judasblanco: Skaren doesn't mute people, that's an old myth
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JeniseS: that, i suppose, will end up on your profile (reply)
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DavidS4321: cant you tell the store owner that?
skaren: there is no store owner. its an anarchistic state
RadRage: skaren is right, kill the rich.
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Yerzzy: jenise
Yerzzy: who owns kong now
JeniseS: skaren
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Starscream4321: you are like a cat in the dark and then you are the darkness (reply)
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JeniseS: now skevin, THERE'S a real homie
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whitetiger1234: big sharp pointy chickens :P (reply)
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Poopymanr15: what can you play skaren
JeniseS: he plays hard to get
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JohannasGarden: hahah, that quote from JeniseS on your profile (reply)
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spiteris: gramps, hows it feel to be turned down by a public toilet?
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JeniseS: well, arent you special. got a female to say they're sorry! (reply)
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ranushy: skaren is happiness :)
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Retardisum: Skaren mutes all my accounts before I even make them.
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JeniseS: i'm going to leave ...(gulp)...skaren in charge while i'm gone
BugsRucker: hell, time to find a new room then. well atleast it wasnt bleb
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blebbeh: i want in on skarens quote wall
blebbeh: ive never seen such a beautiful thing
blebbeh: don't use that tho.
blebbeh: wait for me to be cool
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KidKaos50: oh dang we got ourselves famous game dev skaren in atlas part
KidKaos50: creator of such classics such as "Watch pant Dry"
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mclimer1: hey skaren where is dea
skaren: somewhere in minnesota
mclimer1: i mean virtually
skaren: kazakhstan
mclimer1: nvm
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Alton_Sterling: Kongregate, like everything else in modern society, has taken the path of political correctness to the point of autism.
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Alton_Sterling: The shit retards do for brownie points from online females.
Alton_Sterling: It's like...like... sad
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ScoobiDoobi: how do i make life a bit more gay-er?
RemoWilliams: become a mod
RemoWilliams: :(
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ReyReyXxX: skaren is very
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JeniseS: genesis entotte la monte jeantoothie moothie tontie montie honty ponty with a fish sandwich (reply)
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Nick169: god was showing off when he made u :) (reply)
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MouseNote: skaren is a sexy boy :)
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jordan6916: everyone can lick my skaren.
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joke187: everyone has done it
skaren: not me, im an angel
skaren: type 5 if you agree
chb2426: 5
JeniseS: 5
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JessyMasako: Eh, this is why I hate looking at chat..
animalman007: Nobody asked you.
skaren: the chat hates looking at you too
JessyMasako: Yet, I dun give a shit..
animalman007: Nor do we. Good day, shitlord. :D
JessyMasako: Bunch of ****ed up kids.
animalman007: At least we're not the random loser who came in yapping
JessyMasako: xD Stop snorting coke in the basement
animalman007: Only if you stop yapping. :D
JessyMasako: animalman, I can see you lack respect like a 13 year old.
animalman007: I see you lack the capability to notice when people don't care
JessyMasako: If this is how you treat women, then I'd be the first to find you a ditch
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AltanT2: Troller loves dicks, Emi has a very small one, Troller has a hard time sucking them. Good bye.
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FirstBloodKiller: Skaren i hope you get **** BY A PACK OF GAY ****ERS
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Blanc_Noir: Hasn't Greg kind of had a giant dildo up his ass with Gamestop written on it for awhile?
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redglory101: skaren is it uncomftable for u to be watched by the f.b.i
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NickBFH: sparkles don't vampire
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Bailee124: that's your opinion
MansellMan: It is, but i use experience and understanding to back mine.
redglory101: she uses magic
redglory101: lol
redglory101: and disney
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abody: I watched pony porn with my mom once
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JeniseS: you're my little monkey, skevin
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KingOfJulian: I gave a cat a blowjob once.
KingOfJulian: It purred majestically.
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MyNameIsNothing: skaren is a delicious developer dad
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tree_fiddy: Marzia, I want to rub you down with cottage cheese then throw you into a pack of wild Polish gypsies.
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JeniseS: ok...you win (reply)
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KashiSushi: any hot babes with good smelling farts want to hit me up
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Froggis: Anyways, I need to get back to my chat room. I had to pull a freakin Admin in here, of all things. "hello?" "I want to talk to your boss." "Can I ask why?" "No."
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To JeniseS: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JeniseS: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (reply)
skaren: JeniseS: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (reply)
JeniseS: skaren: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (reply)
NathanN109: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JeniseS: NathanN109: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (reply)
bluefighter77: hey
JeniseS: bluefighter77: hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (reply)
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steelracer18: make me smile
skaren: (⌐■_■)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ smile or die
steelracer18: ...¯
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Sumner: I'm a horse using a laptop in the field. Bring me a blanket please!! It's cold
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MyNameIsNothing: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE WATCH PAINT DRY GUY (reply)
MyNameIsNothing: I LOVE YOU WATCH PAINT DRY GUY (reply)
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CuzzyWazzy: dude you came at me with some giant rocket lunchher and blew me to bits
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8:37 [Sanchex] skaren , can I have an autograph?
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kidongo: Skaren is a magnanimous God.
kidongo: He is forgiving to those of lesser power.
kidongo: Gabe was busy being insemenated by old men.
____________________________________Irinei: I almost called Skaren Skyrim.
SevenofSpades: SKARENRIM
SevenofSpades: Shit I'm naming my next DnD character Skarenrim
SevenofSpades: that's an awesome ****in name.
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SevenofSpades: I yell at all of you.
SevenofSpades: You just got ylled.
____________________________________LeavesCat: skaren stop trolling helpless girls
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CometShade: then educate yourself, and also don't believe americans are all like skaren
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skaren: is your hammer really golden, or is it just something to attract the ladies?
TheGoldenHammer: It's more something to attract the ladies.
TheGoldenHammer: Don't tell them I told you, but it's spray-paint
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Tatsuo12: Critical thinking is the way to success! (reply)
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HaloFreak: i call you titguy now (reply)
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skaren: TTHelvianTT: Just got done reading Skarens quotes.
skaren: he got done by my quotes
TTHelvianTT: So now I have to read my own quote of saying how I read your quotes and read more of your quotes?
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HaloFreak: SKAREN HAS EMERGED FROM THE SKARENCAVE!
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SevenofSpades: Settle down, children...no **** on other mother's backs
SevenofSpades: okay?
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SevenofSpades: Well skaren, I certainly sound like a jerk, that's for sure.
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SevenofSpades: FAIL O_O
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SevenofSpades: That quote was taken from a conversation in which users were constantly barraging homosexual slanders and statements.
SevenofSpades: elee, stop spamming.
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SevenofSpades: ...you know.
SevenofSpades: I've had it with you harassing me like this.
SevenofSpades: Stop it.
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SevenofSpades: Well seeing as you're putting words in my mouth for me (or in this context, text in my name)
SevenofSpades: what need is there for me to speak?
SevenofSpades: well you have a doppleganger of me.
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SevenofSpades: Amazing use of ventriloquism Skaren.
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SevenofSpades: ENOUGH WITH THE GAY TALK!
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8:40 [UnknownGuardian] Touche Skaren, touche.
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Stomo444: Yes, so we shouldnt be treated diff. because of an opinion.
the_arbitrary: yes
skaren: you should because it's a gay opinion
the_arbitrary: ^
Stomo444: That doesn't even make sense.
the_arbitrary: it's not supposed to
the_arbitrary: it's gay
Stomo444: ****...i just got trolled.
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the_arbitrary: being bi isn't an excuse for not paying the gay tax
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BORED11: skaren is the shit.
ConniKunai: Lol?
BORED11: and that shit
BORED11: was taken by god.
ConniKunai: Yeah.
BORED11: so in essence he is holy shit.
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Berserker_Titus: skaren does not forget people, for skaren IS the people
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khixan: lol the specific answer takes too long to type, plus everyone has differing opinions on it XD
skaren: just give him a link
JoshuaJewell: what are you looking for skaren?
skaren: korean jesus
JoshuaJewell: good luck
skaren: thanks, you too
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kidinthecorner: skaren is blackula >.>
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tomzach1: u talk to much stfu (reply)
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HaloFreak: If you're from Jerusalem, what are you?

skaren: a focken cracka
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PiLambda: skaren...
PiLambda: arent you white?
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HaloFreak: McKenna must be ugleh.
zackman202: u spelled ugly wrong
skaren: you spelled you wrong
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zoobom024x2: drunk drivers drive past stop sighs, stoners wait for them to turn green.
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Elleeeee: skaren, I bet your like, 56. xD
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skaren: the abody below is dumb
abody: Dazz is nice
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madman32323: skaren...
madman32323: you used to be a mod didn't you?
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Madnithy: Would you like to buy anything?
skaren: yes
Madnithy: Skaren, my mom is not for sale
skaren: in that case i'll take the potions
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Elleeeee: Gotta love skaren. lol
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shae702: i am gay
shae702: skaren dont be a homophobe
shae702: im actually bi
shae702: i have a gf u no
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EmoSnake: Not even emo bud
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Elleeeee: skaren
Elleeeee: i'd let your SkarenConda slither into my zoo anytime.
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JackVermicelli: The alcohol doesn't soak up water. Your liver requires water to metabolize the alcohol.
skaren: jack is the water to my alcohol
JackVermicelli: *is soaked up by skaren*
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Elleeeee: Wooh. better go **** skaren.
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10:02 [skaren] UG is my best friend
10:02 [UnknownGuardian] I'd better be
10:04 [NewBlimpy joined GDR]
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam! since newblimpy is here
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] gogogoog
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] dsysadgadsgdsgaygdsd
10:04 [skaren] spam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] hidsaughdsgsdgsadyusda
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [skaren] spamspam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] sdagdsgsdagddsag
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] spam
10:04 [skaren] spamspam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] spam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] spam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] spam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [skaren] spamugnospam
10:04 [Cyclone103] spam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] spam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spams
10:04 [skaren] nasd
10:04 [Cyclone103] SPAM
10:04 [skaren] assd
10:04 [skaren] afagas
10:04 [skaren] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] spam and eggs
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spams
10:04 [Cyclone103] lol
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spams
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spams
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spams
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spams
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spamsspams
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spams
10:04 [skaren] wait who is he and why are we spam
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spamsspams
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spamsspams
10:04 [Cyclone103] spam?
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] spams
10:04 [skaren] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] spom
10:04 [skaren] spam
10:04 [Cyclone103] *spam
10:04 [skaren] whyuspam
10:04 [Cyclone103] spem
10:04 [skaren] UGSPAM
10:04 [Cyclone103] spim
10:04 [skaren] spam more
10:04 [skaren] MORESPAm
10:04 [skaren] spam
10:04 [NewBlimpy] ...
10:04 [Cyclone103] was that enough ug?
10:04 [UnknownGuardian] NewBlimpy is someone who deserves to get spammed!
10:05 [UnknownGuardian] :D
10:05 [skaren] lo
10:05 [Cyclone103] im bored of manual spam
10:05 [NewBlimpy] lol
10:05 [UnknownGuardian] automation go!
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SevenofSpades: Skaren, stop being a troll (not meaning it at all)
SevenofSpades: There, it's settled.
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FrozenCereal: Ska silenced

You have been silenced for 15 minutes.
Reason: Stop trolling
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blackmamba1020: Skaren vs Nerdook! Who would win?
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kita666: Skaren Win just ****ing win XD
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tommy3756: name 5 resons im dum
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kidongo: I got a critical hit on a gringo
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glaxygirl: haha got to love skaren
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Starscream4321: you must be the monopoly guy (reply)
Starscream4321: thanks for the free parking (reply)
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killuformoney: im a skitsafrinic u shithead
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tobi__uchiha: And I might get 'skaren' across my forehead.
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Starscream4321: the power of skaren compells you
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abody: She won't care anyway..
abody: She..muted me..
Owester11: y
abody: I don't feel like chatting anymore..
skaren: honestly, i don't care either
abody: But..
abody: What did I do wrong....
skaren: you dated on the internet
abody: Now I have no one....
skaren: you have the world outside the internet
Owester11: hey im back
abody: How will I even forgive myself..
skaren: hey back i'm skaren
Owester11: ...what?
skaren: you will get off the internet
Owester11: hi skaren
skaren: hi back
Owester11: ...
Owester11: lol
skaren: lol
Owester11: ^ lol ^
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JennahRawr: I need milk now
VinnyOfTheFunk: Suck your own teeeeeets.
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JennahRawr: Skaren. You're awesome.
TTHelvianTT: And duh Jen.
TTHelvianTT: Skaren is skaren.

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Skippy23: BlackHawk808 and Skaren too, chillin in Atlas Park... what to do?
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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Kaeser: missed that comment no im eating an angry whopper and my anus is permacooled by a little mexican boy blowing on my ahole
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AngelKittyXD: Actually, your mom doesn't love you
AngelKittyXD: She loves Skaren
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SevenofSpades: You always win. I'm the one that has to set the example.
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kazookazoo: Angel, shut the ---- up already.
sayiansonic: kaz shut up
skaren: sayiansonic shut up
kazookazoo: Skaren, shut up.
X1Gunblade: Sayian shut up.
Medicman323: skaren shut up
kazookazoo: Medicman, shut up.
XtremeHairball: i'm about ready to go mod-hunting ._. this is ridiculous
kazookazoo: Xtreme, shut up.
AngelKittyXD: If she's leaving I'm staying
kazookazoo: Angel, shut up.
X1Gunblade: Kazoo, shut up.
X1Gunblade: Angel is a complete noob.
Medicman323: gun, shut up, shes a former reg dumbass
X1Gunblade: Medic, shut up.
kazookazoo: Hottie, shut up.
kazookazoo: Sayian, shut up.
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Connertheman234: I have the best idea for a game
Connertheman234: Now
AngelKittyXD: SOFA. o_o
Connertheman234: Before you say "Hey, you copied that from a movie!"
Fox8745: i remember when poke used to get so frustrated at me when i would smoke
AngelKittyXD: Hey, you copied that from a movie
AngelKittyXD: !
Connertheman234: I'll tell you in advance
Connertheman234: Shut your mouth.
Connertheman234: Imagine this: A game withing a game.
Connertheman234: I'd call it gameception.
Connertheman234: So you're walkin around
skaren: Hey, you copied that from a book!
AngelKittyXD: Hey, you copied that from a movie!
AngelKittyXD: LOL
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Starscream4321: skaren why did you create the universe?
skaren: because
skaren: it's a loop
skaren: a loop that cannot be changed
HaloFreak: So.. How was everyone's end of the world, eh?
Starscream4321: It's a pool you mean?
Starscream4321: loop pool
skaren: i grow in knowledge until i can build a time machine, go back and create the universe so i can be born and create it again
Starscream4321: Mindgasm.
HaloFreak: Mudkip.
skaren: unfortunately retards always come and ruin my creation
Rockice1: I liek
Starscream4321: Like him^?
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DiMeNtIO75321: Skaren > AN HERO.
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XShikamaruX: Skaren why do you never quote me.
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skaren: and people say children are our future.
BarrenSandsDev: My anus is erect.
BarrenSandsDev: Someone
BarrenSandsDev: touch it
BarrenSandsDev: feeeel it
skaren: we have a hell of a future ahead of us
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IRFxNightFire: Alcohol is good.
onelastwonder: "But you slowly die when you consume it."
onelastwonder: "So why consume it?"
IRFxNightFire: It's called moderation.
onelastwonder: "It still kills off your cells."
onelastwonder: "No matter how little you drink."
onelastwonder: "And it is addictive."
IRFxNightFire: Drinking is also kind of cool.
IRFxNightFire: It gives you 'better perception.'
skaren: alchohol makes me gassy
skaren: that's why i'm called the party pooper
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666Smithers666: ^FGT.
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10:39 [Flexcool354] kan du sige tisse lem
10:39 [Translator] da: can you say pee limb
10:39 [skaren] igen én rá tudok vizelni a végtagjaimra.
10:39 [Translator] hu: yes I know him to urinate végtagjaimra.
10:40 [Flexcool354] hvad sagde du?
10:40 [Translator] da: what did you say?
10:40 [skaren] azt hogy le tudom vizelni a lábamat
10:40 [Translator] hu: I know that you urinate on my leg
10:40 [Flexcool354] det gør jeg altså ikke, det er UG der urinerer på dit ben
10:40 [Translator] da: I do not, therefore, it is UG to urinate on your leg
10:41 [skaren] mért vizel rá a lábamra az UG?
10:41 [Translator] hu: piss on my foot it measured the UG?
10:41 [Flexcool354] det er ug der pisser på din fod ja!
10:41 [Translator] da: it is ug pisses on your feet yes!
10:41 [skaren] rávizelnél nekem az UG lábára ha szépen megkérlek rá?
10:41 [Translator] hu: UG rávizelnél me to ask you nicely if it's leg?
10:42 [Flexcool354] du laver citater af det her ikke skaren?
10:42 [Translator] da: you make quotes of the code will not crowd?
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skaren: where is the easter egg

ForeverLoading: You're an easter egg.

AngelKittyXD: In my pants.
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Chammy: If two nerds on the internet argue and one suffers more, thus causing his perception of time to alter itself making it feel like it's taking longer, does the losing nerd age faster than the winning nerd? :3
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NinjaDuckie: I can't be Catholic. I'm gay.
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Starscream4321: skaren con skarne
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MidnightPhoenix: Or stuff like, "Citizens, bullets cost money and valuable resources! Please do your part by dying as quickly as possible."
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ChikaneHime: and most torrents ALREADY HAVE their OWNJ actionscripts -_-

skaren: do you know what actionscript is?

ChikaneHime: yes i do

skaren: what is it then

ChikaneHime: it's what runs the program and has all the data for running a program and launching it

skaren: that's called a script

ChikaneHime: ACTIONSCRIPT IS THE SAME DAMN THING!!!!!! good god

skaren: action script is a programming language

skaren: that is used for flash

ChikaneHime: i know more than most everyone here cept maybe chaos and other devs -_-

ChikaneHime: and flash is failing shittons

skaren: your devs use flash

ChikaneHime: my way has the best way to run anything without using flash XD

skaren: indeed.flash is mostly used to create flash games.

ChikaneHime has muted you
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Anstark: Skar still lives

Anstark: amazing

Dark_knight81: skar doesnt live

Dark_knight81: he is dead

Dark_knight81: but he has a heart beat
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98% of the people would cry if Facebook/Myspace would shut down. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 2% that would sit there and laugh.
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skaren: estás enfermo mental, incluso si usted habla en un idioma diferente
wearhint: siii
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martenp13: :O pregant?
FunAndLoving: Mart.... I'm a virgin!
skaren: so was the mother of jesus
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You are only 13 points away from Level 32.
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8:58 [EsCaPeThEfAtE2] skarennnnnn
8:58 [EsCaPeThEfAtE2] I LUV U :0
9:01 [EsCaPeThEfAtE2] love love loveee :3
9:01 [EsCaPeThEfAtE2] Are you a boy?
9:01 [skaren] yes.
9:01 [EsCaPeThEfAtE2] :/
9:01 [EsCaPeThEfAtE2 left GDR]
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9:58 [Flexcool354] skaren means the crowd
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scwhellum: lots and lots of Monopoly dollars yes
skaren: thanks for the free parking
AUG 30 - 12:08PM
scwhellum: npnp
avocad: *clicks skaren's profile*
avocad: your about me section broke the page D:
skaren: your welcome
rahazar: i want to win it
AUG 30 - 12:09PM
Dacister: Wow.
Dacister: I never ever want to end up on Skaren's "about me".
skaren: liar
Dacister: Looks like the pit of hell.
Dacister: An endless succession of horrors.
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9:49 [UnknownGuardian] oh, i'm a noob
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5:15 [UnknownGuardian] wot
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5:17 [UnknownGuardian] huh/...
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5:59 [lobstershow] just drawing purely outta inspiration
6:00 [skaren] why ._.
6:00 [lobstershow] why not
6:00 [skaren] why do?
6:00 [lobstershow] your propably highly left brained guy arent ya?
6:00 [skaren] don't try to change the subject.
6:00 [Senekis93 left GDR]
6:01 [lobstershow] left brain is the logical side
6:01 [lobstershow] those guys just refuse to understand anything that doesnt have obvious reason
6:02 [skaren] i don't get it
6:02 [lobstershow] exactly
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1:00 [Tasselfoot] where's Greg. we all know Greg is the big dick for Kong.
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kazookazoo: Skaren, I have an idea for a game. Want it?

DaHog: WOO *Snaps neck* x,x

skaren: they would remove that game and ban me, kaz.

kazookazoo: xD

DaHog: Lolwut?

DaHog: XD

kazookazoo: How did you guesS?

kazookazoo: Well, here's the game idea anyway:

kazookazoo: The game shows you, one picture at a time, 150 pictures of various women's faces.

DaHog: Go on? o.e

kazookazoo: You have to say, based on the picture, whether or not you think they're attractive

kazookazoo: When it gets to the end

franky_boy: lol

DaHog: So it's like that facemash thingy

DaHog: Brb

kazookazoo: It tells you how many of them you scored as attractive

kazookazoo: And then tells you that all these were women convicted of sexual assualt of a minor.
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http://www.kongregate.com/forums/4-programming/topics/140481-senekis-is-a
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Grindquest duel ID: 903333v97r892739d9890hRpixi

Name: Rogue

Level 80 Night Elf Rogue

Agility 2539

Strength 93

Intellect 15
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And thank you to God for making me an atheist. - Ricky Gervais.
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Dark_knight81: im a stupid american named james
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skaren: do your parents sexually abuse you?
Gonthor: yes
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Dark_knight81: OH YOU QUOTED ME WOOT
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Dark_knight81: I want to be skaren in a new game
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Ice_bubble: I DO go on failblow y'know
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[Amargedon] I LOVE YOU SKAREN
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1294178762
The glass man by arthurvk

Just add lava into the circle and watch the transformation!

* Currently 5.0/5 Stars.

(5.00 Avg.)
Loaded 35 times
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Darkguy151: RAP Retards Attempting Poetry
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ace1263: Gah, third mistake this hour. D=
jakeb: wow what were the first 3
skaren: www.kongregate.com
skaren: username
skaren: password
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9:17 [euwbah] then, what does "class" mean? i got a problem with it.
9:17 [skaren] class is like an imaginary thing
9:17 [skaren] like
9:17 [skaren] let's say there's this unicorn
9:17 [skaren] it's instance name is horse
9:17 [skaren] it has horse written on it's side
9:17 [skaren] and it has a class
9:18 [skaren] which is: unicorn
9:18 [euwbah] ok, i get it.
9:18 [skaren] so there's this guy thingy
9:18 [skaren] and says: unicorn,jump.
9:18 [skaren] the unicorn jumps
9:19 [skaren] and then he takes up a bunch of straw,and writes: horse eat this
9:19 [skaren] so like
9:19 [skaren] if there are 2 straws with "horse eat this" written on it
9:20 [skaren] the unicorn will either hesitate,or totally ignore one of them and go eat the other
9:20 [euwbah] ok.
9:20 [skaren] but if there are 2 unicorns called unicorn
9:20 [skaren] and the guy calls them
9:20 [skaren] both of them will come
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Skoldboy680: skaren can u silence?
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[Justnews] skaren made me drop my popcorn and orange juice!
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FlanceArman: OH MY GWD SKAREN SCREWED ME
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weopon_x: THIS IS WHY SKAREN IS ****ING AWESOME!!
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FlanceArman: SKAREN O MY GAWD!
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valhalla9: skaren i think you be the bomb yo
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FlanceArman: SKAREN O MY GOD!!!!! O MY GOD!
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weopon_x: skaren
weopon_x: i thought you where boring
weopon_x: YOUR ****ING AWESOME
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[Moemouse] Eternal knight just went goomba on Skarenn
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Konman73: Is this cybersex?
skaren: no,not yet
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XShikamaruX: None of the good regs are on. D:
XShikamaruX: Cept skaren.
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JetLag: wil you marry me? (reply)
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bofar: I can chew gum too!
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ForeverLoading: SKAREN IS A LIE!
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NOMADE: Yes skar is secretly the left hand of Jim
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TTHelvianTT: Skaren can take your moms credit card.
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Toofs: Skaren. You rock.
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Ukos: silly guests…
Ukos: If you had made an account, skaren wouldn’t have used you as a club.
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nico313: Skaren=Stupid Kong Asshole Rubbing Everyone’s Nipple
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JennahRawr: Dude. Skaren's bomb. o -o
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Best art ever made:
http://www.kongregate.com/collabs/art/iMachine/my-cock

skaren: did you look at it? xD

Ukos: yes.

skaren: did you like his cock?

Ukos: I've seen better. ;P

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Fenris13: I don't do pills either. I have trouble putting my penis in them.

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kazookazoo: *does naked backflips for skaren, since Michi's not giving him any attention*

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5:44 [GamerFefan] I remember when i was afk while lobster was on my computer, and he was about to look up porn if i didnt come back in 2 minutes lolol

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5:52 [DannyDaNinja] Gaymer, Gayurba, Gayren, DannyDaGay, CanIGayyou, ZcsGay, o0Gay0o, TheAwesomeGay, And GayGuardian!

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2:41 [DannyDaNinja] Back when UG was a wie little noob like us, he used words like " lol " and " :D " and " SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! "

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blazen_angel: I think it's because of how easily Skaren can pull off things, but... Eh, leaving the room anyways, bye.
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martenp13: hey all im back
DaHog: welcome back leghump
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2:44 [skaren joined GDR]
2:44 [Syurba] yo unasian guy
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kazookazoo: Skaren, I've never seen such a concentrated collection of retards in here, and that's saying something. What the hell?!
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skaren: notice how many people clicked the link when i said "come on people the zombie is naked"
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