Tasslehoff

Hiya! I’m a friendly, happy-go-lucky kender demigod that will continuously borrow your stuff. By the way, I think this is your wallet. You must have dropped it into my pouch.

My account was created 5 months before Tasselfoot’s. Please don’t shout at me that I copied him. We both have usernames based on the same book character. Ignore that. He’s actually my alt. Yeah, that’s it. shifty eyes
Random quotes that I never update because I’m too lazy:
Loops: LOL, Tass is win
asbryder: i’m… a guy.
Ducklette: HI TASS!
Ducklette: you done spotted da duck. you get a gold star. pins gold star
If you are reading this sentence, you now have HEADCANCERAIDS. You are now forced to put this in your profile. Spread HCA to all of Kong!