TechSmurf

I’m back from the grave with a vengeance.

sarhsarh: Hey everyone.
TechSmurf: Okay, now try entering the room again, but like Fat Albert this time.
sarhsarh: Hey, hey, hey?
sarhsarh: lol
TechSmurf: Ehh, that was okay. I wasn’t really feeling it, though.
TechSmurf: Try yelling it.
sarhsarh: HEY HEY HEY EVERYBODY IT"S FAT ALBERT?
TechSmurf: There we go! Perfect.
sarhsarh: Yayyy!
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hitherebuddy1: tech add me
hitherebuddy1: u called me hitler buddy
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Cobra8822: I dont wanna play D&D if I gotta do anal
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lucidobscurity: oh god, don’t remember me as i was
lucidobscurity: remember me as i should’ve been
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TETAN: u guys are weird
Liade: You haven’t even seen our views on bestiality.
Liade: You’ve seen nothing.
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audrey8: america was born a long time ago from a guy named jesus
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a_passing_maniac: jesus tech
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Alphaetus_Prime: I never said I wanted to be a pony so I could have sex with ponies.
Alphaetus_Prime: I said that /if/ I was turned into a pony, /then/ I would want to have sex with a pony.