timmilemons

You can't just learn about me, you have to experience me. I am like that last slice of pizza. I am that last soda in the fridge. -----------------------------------------I can be summoned if 5 alcoholics consume...THE 5 ALCOHOLS. (Wine Coolers, Malt Liquor, Liquor, Wine and Beer) ___________________________________________________________JOBS__________ 1-seasonal ---low budget Porn Star. 2-part time ---Male Exotic Dancer (for the elderly) 3-part time ---Party Drawer (I'm the guy that draws on peoples faces after they have passed out) 4-full time ---A Hole __________ACCOMPLISHMENTS__________ 1 - I am a Certified Slap Boxer in 35 states and 4 countries. 2 - I have a Masters Degree in Backyard Wrestling. 3 - I have a Bachelors Degree in Ebonics. 4 - I have A Bachelors Degree in Making Dandelion Wine. 5 - I am the Official Spoke Person for Hebron Deli's Badger Milk. 6 - I'm have won the "HATER OF THE YEAR" Award for the last 5 years. __________HOBBIES__________ I'm a DJ, my area of music is Chopped and Screwed Classical. Climbing trees in my church shoes.(challenging) Putting Gravy and or Cheese on everything i eat. Farting in crowded elevators or while in a packed car.