userCPU31337ALU

Hello I am CPU

You may know me from Newgrounds as ArithmeticLogicUnit. There is really not much here for me to show you, I am more of an artist than a programmer which is why 99% of my content is on NG sadly the only reason why I made a Kongregate account is to simply play games. I found it rude not to include something. Not to mention a slight increase of my ego by some degree, but most of all just to have fun in general.

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.__ I decided I needed more meaningless words to throw in here so I’m simply going to rant about my boring life in the most boring way possible, most of it being about internet retardation. Considering this is my profile I will go ahead and do whatever the heck I wan’t try your best not to fall asleep _and Good luck!

(Change of plans) Some hacker got into my hardrive and jacked up all my data. I was going to rant about weaboos and brony’s and most of the other cancerous things on the internet. And considering 99% of the internet are those things (most of them being really butthurt) I think it was a 4chan hacker because that’s where most of the hackers come from why do I even go there?…. Anywho to take extra precautions I’ve deleted MOST of the stuff people get butthurt about if you wanted to see any of my crap I’ve smeared on this profile of mine too bad for you then!

(also my age is not really 74 I just felt like taking advantage of Kong’s horrible security…. or am I?)