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Shouldn’t the creators of Flash focus on approaching an as lag-free player as possible rather than anything else?

Table of Contents:
1. Galaxy Life: Once succeeding where KIXEYE failed.
a/ General stuff
b/ Mercenaries
c/ Trade
2. ShellShock live 2 ideas (I should really condense them into a single document.)

1A: Level 338, eleven colonies, and captain of CoW.

1B: Is there someone that’s really been bugging you lately? Would you enjoy prying that tick off your resources? I’ve got the answer. For a negotiable price, I can join your cause and help to level your enemies. My two years of experience in Backyard Monsters, a now-removed game with similar attack physics, qualifies me for the task. PM if you’re interested.

1C: Missing something? Well, I am open to bartering if you need a particular item, but trade means that I expect a good in return. Once again, PM me and we’ll discuss terms there.

(The following is my own personal SSH2 drawing board)

Some ShellShockLive 2 ideas
Weapon pack I:
1. support: drops a friendly tank by parachute. It shoots at opponents but only with shot weapon
2.SPARTA: shoots ~200 arrows, but only 50 actually do 2 damage each. Arrows are spread like rapidfire
3.Volatile Shield: shields the next 100 damage directed at your tank. after that, it explodes, dealing 10 damage to all nearby tanks.
4.Damage booster: for the next 5 rounds, your attacks deal 20% more damage
5. carpet bomber: 10 shots (same as airstrike) hit random places on the map dealing 30 damage each

Weapon Pack II
1.napalm strike(with flare): drops 4 fireballs which each split into 4 mini fireballs. Same damage and effect as napalm
2. sandstorm: shakes the screen doing 10 damage to all enemies and also “blinds” them. When enemies are blinded, they cannot see the power and angle of their shots. They also cannot see the white bar you use to aim with the mouse. Blinding lasts 1 turn.
3. Digger Storm(with flare): drops 3 diggers in the same way as airstrike dealing 10 damage per digger for 3 bounces.
4.Digger Quake: Shakes the screen and drops diggers on all enemies. Each digger does 15 damage and bounces twice.
5. Gamma Ray: Shoots a green laser that does 50-100 damage on hit. The laser is not affected by gravity.

Weapon pack III:
1.Custom shot: This is a shot where you can choose the size of the explosion but at the cost of power. Ranges from 1/2 screen and 10 damage to sniper size and 100 damage
2. Alphabet: Shoots 15 shot-size shots in the form of a randomly selected letter. Damage per shot is 2-8
3 Alphabet V2: Rapidly shoots 26 spread shots for 1-5 damage each. Each shot is shaped like a letter.
4.Ultrasound: Shoots a nuke explosion-sized ring. It travels through the ground and does 12 damage per tank it passes through. Ring can bounce off of wall barrier, causing (hilarious) backlash or dual hits on enemies. Duration is 10 seconds and speed is equal to a BFG.
5. 5000 ball: (Does not actually shoot 5000 shots but it’s guaranteed to freak out anyone who sees someone pick it up from a box) Shoots a giant(nuke explosion-size) white ball with the number 5000 on it for 50 damage.

Weapon pack IV:
1. Thundestorm: Shoots a cloud-looking flare. Then a nuke explosion-size cloud appears above the flare. A lightning bolt comes down for 30 damage and 20 “raindrops”(look the same as fountain shots fall randomly under the cloud for 5 damage each.
2. Gift box. Shoots a present which gives the target the equivalent of walking over five crates.(Best used on ally) If you choose to hit yourself, it will deal 10 damage and show the text: “Greedy S.O.B.!” above your tank.
3.Terraformer+: Shoots three brownish shots that raise the target by 10-20 tank heights each. Does no damage.
4. Terraformer- shoots three brownish shots that lower the target by 5-10 tank heights each. Does no damage but sets up the target for a grenade attack.
5. Randomizer: Shoots a random single-shot weapon that has it’s effects canceled eg. airstrike will explode on impact, breaker will not break, and crazyballs will not even show up. 55 damage plus whatever shock this induces in your enemies.

Weapon pack V:
1. ??? Shoots a rainbow colored flare. 3 out of the 5 following fall out of the sky in no particular order for 25 damage each: Wobbler, Corkscrew, Rainbow, Phantom, Moon Ball
2. Click-n-splode. Medium-sized 45 damage explosion where you click. You must have a clear line-of-sight to the target.
3. Torpedo bomber: Same as airstrike, but bombs dig left/right (depending on target’s orientation) and explode again after 5-10 seconds.
4. Rising Sun: Sun-shaped flare. A massive shot-size orange circle appears on flare and gradually moves up, randomly shooting 10 damage unaimed fireballs as it travels.
5. Wall of Doom: Creates pitch-black vertical wall where shot lands. Any shot that hits it damages the team that fired it.

New Concept: One-use environmental-effect items (picked up in-game)
You can choose the spawn point of these things.
1.Bubble Shield: Halves damage of any passing shot. Yes, ANY shot.
Appearance: Gray circle
Duration: Until anyone turns it off by moving over it

2.Swamp-in-a jar: Any tank ending a turn while in swamp loses 75% mobility and takes 15 damage.
Appearance: Turns afflicted area green (or yellow if land was already green)
Duration: Until 5 victims move over it.
I’m warning you, stop reading here!!
Wow, you’re still here? Anyway, that was the wall of umm… Fallen souls complete with barbed wire. If you went past that, you are now officially cursed to perpetual bad luck :P
What? I warned you!

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: Ask for your beer
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you never have beer.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did.

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