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Im an HU soldier. Are You?

The Pledge:

“Pledge allegiance to the mask,
That I’ll carry whisky in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I’ll leave a bloody mess with you
For we are family, you and I,
3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day We Die.”

Also, for all you Haters/Trolls,
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When I was a kid, we all played spin the bottle. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a penny.
By the time I was 16 I owned my own house.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I put my kids to sleep by tossing them in the air.
Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.

Veni Vidi Vici