ParaNoir's Comments

Love it love it love it. Wish the circle wasn't as fussy. Love the little faces the guy makes when selecting the difficulty. Wish little guy would have a name to make the game 100x more cuter. Call him Lionel! :D

Love it!

Spazpod said: "I would actually pay money for this game if it had crazy upgrades, and you were to traverse through the galaxy searching for lost hedgehogs and at each new planet you gained access to new upgrades... this game could be grande." Alice says: that's a funking fabulous idea, I think the developer should think about it. ;]

If the controls weren't so backwards and the lag wasn't so painfully in my face all the time and the game had some sort of interesting ideas behind it and it wasn't completely boring, this might've been a pretty good game! But it's not. 1/5 and a reluctant abandonment of all badges. I'm not torturing myself over a few badges. Happy gaming! Love and kisses, Alice :D

Argh! This is the only game I have ever played that causes me to lag TERRIBLY. I've reduced all the quality etc., but it's still awful. If you know how to fix this, please leave me a shout :( Thanks.

Awesome ending :)

Shoulda guessed Epic Bore 3 would get badges -sob-. Not my cup of tea, but I suppose some people think it's lovely. ~ 3/5.

Also, 5/5

"You have lost a ball." Awesome game =]

Really awesome game, but instead of "enemy's" it should be "enemies". <3

D - distance, A - altitude, S - speed, G - glide. [1] 5': 16$; Shop: Acc 1 (-15$). [2] 5': 25$ + 25$ (D); Shop: Glider 1 (-50$). +$1 [3] 5': 46$ + 25$ (G); Shop: Ramp 3 (-50$), Air 1 (-10$). $13 [4] 5': 62$ + 25$ (A); Shop: Accel 3 (-80$). $20 [5] 10': 136$ + 200$ (A,G); Shop: Rocket 1 (-250$), Air 4 (-100$). $6 [6] 5': 184$ + 25$ (S); Shop: Accel 4 (-150$). $65 [7] 20': 243$ + 500$ (A); Shop: Ramp 7 (-600$). $208 [8] 20': 414$ + 500$ (G); Shop: Glider 2 (-1000$). $100 [9] 10': 634$ + 200$ (D,S); Shop: Air 7 (-800$). $134 [10] 35': 1117$ + 4000$ (A,G); Shop: Rocket 2 (-2000$), Accel 6 (-750$), Fuel 4 (-300$). $2204 [11] 20': 2179$ + 1000$ (D,S); Shop: Glider 3 (-5000$). $383 [12] 35': 3248$ + 4000$ (D,S); Shop: Ramp 10 (-4000$). $3661 [13] 50': 5953$ + 10000$ (A,G); Shop: Accel 10 (-10000$), Air (-6500$), Fuel 7 (-2000$). $1114 [14] 50': 10267$ + 5000$ (D); Shop: Rocket 3 (-10000$), Fuel 9 (-6000$). $381 [15] Finished. :O

Brb, badging the oldest game on the internet

I suck at this game but I will not give up. I love it.

Ancient game, how much did they pay you to badge it? Many other games worthy of badges. Controls are awful.

I love the game, the dancing bears rock :D

A beautiful, touching game. I really felt a connection with the main character, I would play again!

Pretty game, but needs a pause! Someone said it encourages kids to take drugs. Being a kid, I will say that at not one point in the game did I think to myself "omgz I shud so take drugz naow". :]

Enjoyable but the Inferno levels reminded me of blocks of cheese, omnom. 3/5.

Fun. Ish.

Wtf? I was trying for ages, refreshed, tried and it worked. x]