Rokubree's Comments

Beautiful story-telling. While Medieval Cop was more humorous, this was deeper and more emotion. What's better is that you managed to squeeze all of that into a 5 minute game. HOW? :D. But, seriously, looking forward to sequels to this and Medieval Cop.

Game is way too buggy to enjoy. Memory leaks are sending me 10 minutes behind and achievement aren't working.

Odd bug. Even though this year is a leap year, the game doesn't have a February 29th.

Please make the girlfriends a little less revealing.

I'm skilled in Bow Hunting and Vigilantism. So... uhm... anyone want to date Green Arrow?

It's... it's almost been... three years since the last Bearbarians. This... may be my last entry. Srsly, we need a sequel.

"In fact, this is daily life for Dave." I guess he normally jumps on parked cars on his way to school and die for no reason.

A more appropriate name would be Dregg, the teenage cop. All in all, loved the game. It's up at the top with A Matter of Caos. Loved the anime style text and the chibi style character designs. The mystery was exciting, and I love the sense of super-powers thrown into the mix. Humor was enjoyable. Favorite was the sort of humans are lame ones. I relate to him. Btw, the title says medieval cop, so is this supposed to happen in medieval times?

"The Fairies are small and mighty, and they can turn little things into all you will ever need." *Proceeds to buy Hall of Fame upgrade*

I've accidentally said some pretty wrong things, like: "During The Incident, Danny James was in Canada using the bathroom when he saw a hooded figure.", "We learned a lot about Clara James, Danny's sister and member of radical Buddhist group 'Four Truths': she is 31, is an aerospace engineer, never told her family of her location, converted to Buddhism for a loved one, ran away from home Last week, and is in a relationship with Katie Simmons", "Danny James admitted to killing 11+ people, but claims he has no memory of 5AM - 12AM that day. Danny James claims he lost 11+ family members during The Incident." That's just to name a few.

If i got a dollar for every time there was a memory leak... where was I going with this?

News Caster: THERE'S A HIGHLY INFECTIOUS FATAL DISEASE RAVAGING THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEE!!!! In other news, the storms over Greenland are clearing up.

witebs, you must first purchase 200 excavations and then buy the upgrade passage to the underworld. You must first accept the dwarf and the drow's quests and meet their requirements. That unlocks the factions.

"I don't believe in tips, but here is a potato." That first part is obvious. Besides, who carries a potato to their hammock?

That moment when you stop pulling an object right before it reaches you and it clobbers you over the head.

That kill-me moment when you accidentally buy a labyrinth as a member of the faceless.

"Footballer Dude La Dude was recently spotted out on the town using his gaming console." Because, yeah, anyone who doesn't go shopping and take their gaming console along doesn't deserve to live.

That moment when the ball hits the rim and you can hear it laughing at you...

This game will challenge everything you know. :D

I'm not sure whether this is the best stupid game or the stupidest best game.