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Unevolve!

Unevolve!

by SirKnight

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Unevolve!

Rating:
2.3
Released: December 11, 2010
Last updated: December 11, 2010
Developer: SirKnight

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Description

Come one, come all, to play Unevolve! The mysterious game that has enthralled generations. Take your mallet in hand heartily, and TURN THE HUMAN RACE INTO CABBAGES.

Once you have successfully Unevolved the population of the world, what would you do with your time? Why, you'd be the ruler of everything, and could take cruises, with your cabbage friends providing all drinks. In your castle, cabbage maids would serve you French Champagne, and you'd turn on the TV every day just to hear the cabbage reporters talking about just how awesome you are.

World domination isn't easy, but hey, it never hurt to try.

How to Play

Whack the smartest ones in each level.

Comments

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trung4o4

Aug. 20, 2011

23
2

so if i smack idiots in the head ill get smarter *grab giant iron hammer

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Necryl

Dec. 12, 2010

46
7

This game lowered my intelligence by at least 45%
But i'm cool with that. 4/5 ^.^

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waxxo

Dec. 11, 2010

59
10

There is a sun so clearly this exercise takes place outside. One might deduce that with such an outdoor activity there might be some sort of shadow underneath the damn mallet!

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womenloveme

Dec. 12, 2010

18
3

i thought the rounds were a little long and i would have liked more choice in who i bopped. like if multiple characters were on a board.

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ToothyMouse

Aug. 14, 2013

3
0

I though 1 billion was a good score, turns out i'm wrong :D