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If you are having trouble with gaining the hard badge here is what I would suggest doing. The most efficient way of getting the number combinations is this:314 then 42 then 253 then 300 then 012345 and finally 543210 you do not have to hit the number a second time for the combination to work so if you have already hit 42 then you only need to hit 53 to get 253 next. Please + this comment if you found it helpful.
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How can i get the achievement #32 jump for 10 seconds, i dont get it, i have been jumping for the past minute without getting it, i tap the up arrow as fast as i can and i just dont get it, pls leave a message on my page how to do it .. o_O
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WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER TO POST ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS IN THE COMMENTS WHEN PEOPLE CAN EASILY CLICK THE HINT BUTTON IF THEY WANT IT?
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#76: Cheater = Ask for a Hint
#77: Programmers Credit = Enter jmtb02 into level
#78: Too Much Contra = Enter Contra level select code
#79: No Cheese for You = Click the level area
#80: Bandwidth Exploiter = Preload the game
#81: You Are El = Click the Armor Games link
#82: Menu Explorer = Find the main menu
#83: Quality Snob = Adjust the quality
#84: Scrolliastic = Scroll the achievements section
#85: Play the Game = Start the game
#86: Get to Level 1 = Play Level 1
#87: Not Listening = Mute the sound
#88: Clink Clash Clink = Found the sponsor screen
#89: Best Player Ever = Earned an achievement
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#46: Triple Play Pit = Have three corpses in the pit at once
#47: Horizontal Confusion = Hold both the left and right keys
#48: Vertical Confusion = Hold both the up and down keys
#49: Total Confusion = Space bar has no purpose, dummy
#50: My Favourite Spot = Find the developer's favourite spot
#51: 60 Seconds = Play for one minute
#52: 180 Seconds = Play for three minutes
#53: 300 Seconds = Play for five minutes
#54: Pi = Hit points 3-1-4 in that order
#55: THIS IS SPARTA = Hit 3-0-0 in that order
#56: Meaning of Life = Hit 4-2 in that order
#57: (2*125)+3 = Hit 2-5-3 in that order
#58: 3*(30/(15-13)) = Hit 4-5 in that order
#59: Paint 10 = Touch 10 blocks
#60: Paint 25 = Touch 25 blocks
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#31: 1 o'clock murder = Fire a corpse at Point 1
#32: Get Off Your Seats = Jump for 10 seconds nonstop
#33: Cemetary = Have 5 live corpses on the screen
#34: Graveyard = Have 7 live corpses on the screen
#35: Half-Century = Reach 50 elephant deaths
#36: Century = Reach 100 elephant deaths
#37: And One More... = Hit 101 elephant deaths
#38: Stayin' Alive = Stay alive for 15 seconds
#39: Longevity = Stay alive for 30 seconds
#40: Gone in a Flash = Die in less 0.23 seconds
#41: Wrecking Ball = Hit the center spiked platform
#42: In the Pit = Land a corpse in the pit
#43: Pit Hat Trick = Land 3 corpses in the pit
#44: 10 Pin Pit = Land 10 corpses in the pit
#45: Double Play Pit = Have two corpses in the pit at once
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#16: Found Point 2 = Excavated secret point 2
#17: Found Point 3 = Popped open secret point 3
#18: Found Point 4 = Tripped over secret point 4
#19: Found Point 5 = Visited secret point 5
#20: Bloodhound = Uncovered all points on level
#21: Floating Corpse = Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher
#22: I Can Count to 5! = Visit each point in order
#23: We Have Liftoff = Visit each point in reverse order
#24: Airwalking = Stay off the ground for 10 seconds
#25: Hellbound = Launch corpse to bottom
#26: Heavenbound = Launch corpse to ceiling
#27: Secret Alcove = Get surrounded by three sides (1)
#28: Secret Cave = Get surrounded by three sides (2)
#29: Secret Hideout = Get surrounded by three sides (3)
#30: Death at 0 = Fire a corpse at Point 0
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#0: Don't Move a Muscle = Keep the elephant from moving
#1: It's a Jump to the Left = Find a way to move westward
#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = Strain yourself to move right
#3: Fight Gravity = Figure out how to jump upwards
#4: Elephant Skewers = Hit a spike strip
#5: Ascension = Be lifted into the sky
#6: Lefty = Show love to the left wall.
#7: Righty = Show love to the right wall.
#8: Purple Ceiling = Hit the top of the hardest level
#9: Rock Bottom = Find the bottom of the easiest level
#10: Speedy Downfall = Fall from the top to bottom without stopping
#11: Escape Velocity = Go from bottom to top without stopping
#12: Stalactite = Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes
#13: Stalagmite = Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes
#14: Found Point 0 = Uncovered secret point 0
#15: Found Point 1 = Claimed secret point 1
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There is actually a badge for playing for five minutes (nº53) but not in this version of the game. This one has only 99 achievments instead of 100!
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it's impossible to beat the game in under 4 minutes because one of the achievements is to stay play for 5 minutes....so...hahaha? I'm confused
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Other's have said as much, if you want the complete cheat guide: Mute, quality, hint, Straight down, Contra, space, lr, ud, jump 10, click, 1234,jmtb02, go 3 1 4 2 5 3 0 1 2 3 4 5 5 4 3 2 1 0 deaths
You should easily be done with all that by 130ish, even if you miss a couple. Which leaves you time to use the scroll bar for stuff you've missed, and to kill your elephant. It also keeps your elephant alive long enough for longevity.
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Lets of people have posted their tactics for getting the hard badge. I haven't read them all so I don't know if I'm repeating, but here's my tactic. FIRST thing is to hit all of the keyboard commands. Up up down down left right left right B A 12345jmtb02 (left and right arrows at same time) (up and down arrows same time) spacebar. Done. I jump to the ceiling and fall to the very bottom of the level and hold the up arrow when I get there to jump 10 times in a row...while I'm jumping, I use the mouse to move the scrollbar, click mute and quality, point at hint, and click the main screen. Now, the rest is sheer gameplay. I hit the numbers in this order: 314-253-012345-543210...and die a lot to move around faster as needed. My number sequence hits ALL of them with zero backtracking :) Good luck!
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for those having a problem with 32, just go to an empty spot and hold up key.. don't spam it just hold it and bam ya got it
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easy badge = a picture of you
medium badge = a picture of a picture of you
hard badge = a picture of a picture of a picture of you
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one of the achievements is to play for 5 minutes! four minute frenzy is literally impossible!!! plus this so the developer sees!
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I LOVE the 'elephant' games. And all other parodies of metagames such as the combo game and the ....244 SECONDS! ARGH! time to try again!