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I DID IT! I finally did it! took me one hour but I got under the four minute limit! and what do you mean there is no purpose? I JUST GOT MYSELF ANOTHER ACHIEVEMENT! oh... I'm beginning to see your point there...
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Congratulations! You just won the Four Minute Frenzy Badge and 30 points!
YAY! I JUST WASTED 4 MINUTES OF MY LIFE...Still fun in a creepy-ass way
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for every1 who is asking "how do i do #?" click the HINT button... also, Contra has a capital C and 1 2 3 4 is for the colours. oh and the programmer thing (#77) is jmtb02
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I played it on a really slow computer, so I got all the achievements in just over 3 minutes, even though it was like 10 minutes in real life time!
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Brilliant idea, funny music, good gameplay, fully ironic about everyone putting achievements in every game. I liked it. 4/5
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Congratulations! You just won the Four Minute Frenzy Badge and 30 points! the badge is easy when you know where the achivment is i did not hack
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ITS IMPOSSSIBLE TO GET THE HARD BADGE!!!!
ONE OF THE ACHEIVEMENTS IN THE GAME SAYS U NEED TO PLAY FOR 500 SECONDS AND TO GET THE BADGE U NEED TO GE ALL IN UNDER 240 SECONDS!!!!
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#81: You Are El = Click the Armor Games link
#82: Menu Explorer = Find the main menu
#83: Quality Snob = Adjust the quality
#84: Scrolliastic = Scroll the achievements section
#85: Play the Game = Start the game
#86: Get to Level 1 = Play Level 1
#87: Not Listening = Mute the sound
#88: Clink Clash Clink = Found the sponsor screen
#89: Best Player Ever = Earned an achievement
#90: 10 Percent Done = Earn 10 achievements
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#71: Extreme Makeover = Recolour all areas
#72: True Blue = Turn your elephant blue
#73: Shocking Pink = Turn your elephant Pink
#74: Sweet Orange = Turn your elephant orange
#75: Stealth Black = Turn your elephant black
#76: Cheater = Ask for a Hint
#77: Programmers Credit = Enter jmtb02 into level
#78: Too Much Contra = Enter Contra level select code
#79: No Cheese for You = Click the level area
#80: Bandwidth Exploiter = Preload the game
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#50: My Favourite Spot = Find the developer's favourite spot
#51: 60 Seconds = Play for one minute
#52: 180 Seconds = Play for three minutes
#53: 300 Seconds = Play for five minutes
#54: Pi = Hit points 3-1-4 in that order
#55: THIS IS SPARTA = Hit 3-0-0 in that order
#56: Meaning of Life = Hit 4-2 in that order
#57: (2*125)+3 = Hit 2-5-3 in that order
#58: 3*(30/(15-13)) = Hit 4-5 in that order
#59: Paint 10 = Touch 10 blocks
#60: Paint 25 = Touch 25 blocks
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#41: Wrecking Ball = Hit the center spiked platform
#42: In the Pit = Land a corpse in the pit
#43: Pit Hat Trick = Land 3 corpses in the pit
#44: 10 Pin Pit = Land 10 corpses in the pit
#45: Double Play Pit = Have two corpses in the pit at once
#46: Triple Play Pit = Have three corpses in the pit at once
#47: Horizontal Confusion = Hold both the left and right keys
#48: Vertical Confusion = Hold both the up and down keys
#49: Total Confusion = Space bar has no purpose, dummy
#50: My Favourite Spot = Find the developer's favourite spot
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#30: Death at 0 = Fire a corpse at Point 0
#31: 1 o'clock murder = Fire a corpse at Point 1
#32: Get Off Your Seats = Jump for 10 seconds nonstop
#33: Cemetary = Have 5 live corpses on the screen
#34: Graveyard = Have 7 live corpses on the screen
#35: Half-Century = Reach 50 elephant deaths
#36: Century = Reach 100 elephant deaths
#37: And One More... = Hit 101 elephant deaths
#38: Stayin' Alive = Stay alive for 15 seconds
#39: Longevity = Stay alive for 30 seconds
#40: Gone in a Flash = Die in less 0.23 seconds
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#11: Escape Velocity = Go from bottom to top without stopping
#12: Stalactite = Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes
#13: Stalagmite = Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes
#14: Found Point 0 = Uncovered secret point 0
#15: Found Point 1 = Claimed secret point 1
#16: Found Point 2 = Excavated secret point 2
#17: Found Point 3 = Popped open secret point 3
#18: Found Point 4 = Tripped over secret point 4
#19: Found Point 5 = Visited secret point 5