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Here is the list of achievements for the game "Achievement Unlocked":
#0: Don't Move a Muscle = Keep the elephant from moving
#1: It's a Jump to the Left = Find a way to move westward
#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = Strain yourself to move right
#3: Fight Gravity = Figure out how to jump upwards
#4: Elephant Skewers = Hit a spike strip
#5: Ascension = Be lifted into the sky
#6: Lefty = Show love to the left wall.
#7: Righty = Show love to the right wall.
#8: Purple Ceiling = Hit the top of the hardest level
#9: Rock Bottom = Find the bottom of the easiest level
#10: Speedy Downfall = Fall from the top to bottom without stopping
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154 sec 1st try with no prior knowledge sounds like a load of crap to me, regardless of hint use. What's worse is than the lie is the fact that someone'd bother to lie. But yes, awesome parody, 5/5. 275s first time. :P