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Badge fail. XD
You ant get the hard badge, because one of the acheivements need you to play for 5 minutes, and you need to be <4 minutes. :P
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Hehe, the first time I played I thought that the aheivements were ads that pop up, so I was like, NU! Im not listening to you, ad! x]
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Nope, that doesn't work either.
Which sucks very much. I'm only the "contra" achievement away from completing everything. And it won't work.
It did work once, but I restarted to get a better time. Since then... not a single time has it worked. I type it over and over, I just don't get it.
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I'm a perfect idiot. I was completely sure that the "stalactite" line had turned dark blue - which it hadn't. It was that. Probably I've set a time record now: 11667 seconds, for in the meantime I had to leave for two hours ...
Now I'm a perfectly happy idiot. ---
Lovely parodistic game, ingenious nonsense.
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Oh, and how to get "high speed" for the stalactite and bring a corpse down? apart from that, I got all.
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Oh yes, it's just these tow, I've just found the programmer's credit and the contra myself! But PLEASE help fot the remaining technics!!
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To hello6740:
I can't remember which one (dying from the big jet and falling from the very top jets into the pit) is Stalagmite or Stalacite.
I have already told you how to get both.
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uh, managed to get 98% under 190 secconds, but was trying over 2 mintes to get the "stalagmite" achievement which doesn't work everytime...
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Ridiculously awesome game. You haters can go sulk in a corner, I love it. And matteo... "Cheater" is an achievement for hovering over the cheat button... almost everything you do is an achievement, the point is to try and find out what they are. Anyway, I give this game 5/5 :D
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game is bugged to all hells. Anytime I start it all the elephant does is go left and get stuck. Really crappy game man try not to waste peoples time.
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best game ever.
no joke.
i love it.
got all three badges the day they came out
i think i played for like 2 hours to get them.
:)
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Whew! Got the hard badge with 7 seconds to spare! Oh and Jordab, If 19,000 people have gotten it then the badge CAN be done, silly.
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*SPOILER WARNING!*
Change color: press 1,2,3 and 4
Programmers credit: type jmtb02
Too much contra: type contra (doesn't always work)
The math numbers: visit points in this order: 2-5-3 and 4-5
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Haha... The hard badge is impossible to get. You need to get all of the achievements to win, right? And you need to do it in 4 min. Sadly, there is an achievement for playing for 5 minutes. BADGE PHAIL! But awesome game! 5/5