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#21: Floating Corpse = Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher
#22: I Can Count to 5! = Visit each point in order
#23: We Have Liftoff = Visit each point in reverse order
#24: Airwalking = Stay off the ground for 10 seconds
#25: Hellbound = Launch corpse to bottom
#26: Heavenbound = Launch corpse to ceiling
#27: Secret Alcove = Get surrounded by three sides (1)
#28: Secret Cave = Get surrounded by three sides (2)
#29: Secret Hideout = Get surrounded by three sides (3)
#30: Death at 0 = Fire a corpse at Point 0
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#11: Escape Velocity = Go from bottom to top without stopping
#12: Stalactite = Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes
#13: Stalagmite = Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes
#14: Found Point 0 = Uncovered secret point 0
#15: Found Point 1 = Claimed secret point 1
#16: Found Point 2 = Excavated secret point 2
#17: Found Point 3 = Popped open secret point 3
#18: Found Point 4 = Tripped over secret point 4
#19: Found Point 5 = Visited secret point 5
#20: Bloodhound = Uncovered all points on level
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#0: Don't Move a Muscle = Keep the elephant from moving
#1: It's a Jump to the Left = Find a way to move westward
#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = Strain yourself to move right
#3: Fight Gravity = Figure out how to jump upwards
#4: Elephant Skewers = Hit a spike strip
#5: Ascension = Be lifted into the sky
#6: Lefty = Show love to the left wall.
#7: Righty = Show love to the right wall.
#8: Purple Ceiling = Hit the top of the hardest level
#9: Rock Bottom = Find the bottom of the easiest level
#10: Speedy Downfall = Fall from the top to bottom without stopping
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after beating the game (and getting programmers credit as the last one before getting to much free time) i got bored and restarted. then, the to achievements i got last just kept appearing (programmers credit and too much free time). THEY wouldn't stop. is that supposed to happen???
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Lol this is a weird, weird game. but it's fun, humourous and enjoyable. And, ya' know what? Elephants ARE misunderstood nobody cares for elephants anymore. That's just sad you know. Sad.
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I am a little ashamed to admit how much I enjoyed this game. At first, I thought it was a joke, as achievement 99 reads "get 99 achievements" and how do you get 99 without getting the 99th? Of course, I read achievement 0, and felt much better about the whole thing. Had fun. Thanks for the game.
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Very good game, a great commentary on this achievement thing going on everywhere (even on Kongregate ;)).
Funny music !
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301 seconds at Armorgames. die high speed on up spikes is touch the roof the jump into the pit w/out touching anything other than the pit spikes