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Squire: KING KING. Casualties are rising by the minute sir. King: How so?! Squire: Well people keep falling on each other and any slight vibration is causing people to die. King: THIS IS MADNESS
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wow i trhew a boulder.....5 sec lader the cassel is fallin....wetes the king?... oh he got throwned in the air tnen got pwed by a romdom boulder that was thrown
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After a few impacts by decent-sized rocks, the ''well fortified castle'' shakes. Making a knight gently fall down and die.
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King: Did my wife just get hit by a giant rock?
Knight: Yes sir.
King: Well shouldn't we run instead of standing here?
Knight: Yes but wheres the fun in that?
Princess: Daaaaaaady. Some jerk with a bolder destroyed my bedroom. Lets leave
King: Now sweet ems dady is trying to think...OH GOSH A GIANT BOLDER!!!
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Ahh what a nice view the birds are flying the clouds are sailing and that rock is coming right towards MY FAAACC.....
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You would think that it would be easier to just aproach the castle from the side you're looking from. 2D Castle's my ass.
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"Sir, we need to retreat ! We don't have any shot left, and we've got a princess who is still alive under 10 tons of rocks"... OWNED
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Sorry for double post... last one was the wrong one 4~w_s:596.7,356.65|w_s:621.7,356.65|w_s:610,356.65|w_s:748.35,351.65|w_s:761.7,350|w_s:780,353.35|fl_s:691.7,261.65|fl_s:690.05,285|fl_s:693.35,271.65|c_p:713.35,373.35|w_i:578.35,358.25|w_i:566.7,353.35|w_i:551.7,356.7|w_i:538.35,368.35|w_i:523.35,368.35|p_t:546.65,261.65|w_w:505,368.35|w_w:490,355|w_w:475,368.35|p_t:633.35,228.35|p_t:705.05,235|p_t:763.35,233.35|fl_s:676.7,415|ws_s:638.35,396.65|ws_s:650,400|ws_s:93.25,463.3| My castle +
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So I sent my last shot off and because I had some lag the countdown finished before the rocks even got to their destination!
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"Sire, Your brother, King Earl II, has been killed by Stones! That means you're next in Line to the throne, Also possibly making you the 69th King to be killed by either wood or a stone...All in 1 Week"!
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I really dislike how easy it is for the wreckage from the tower can block any attempts to get at the last few people.
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Ah, They changed the castle at level 24? Last evening was a damn hard one, and today when i load lvl 24, its a very simple one, with a 3 floor castle ( from a previous mission... ) which was gone in 4 trys.
Anyhow got the badge, yey!
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Did any of the Kongregate staff actually play this game through level 24 before deciding to give it a badge? I don't know if the implementation changed with the latest releases of flash, but it's nearly impossible to get bombs/rocks to the other side of the screen.
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I love the number of people who call this an "Angry Birds clone" when Crush the Castle was released well over a year and a half earlier. Good on Joey Betz for making this style of game so popular.
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Pretty much an Angry Birds clone. Meh. The artillery upgrades seem cool until you realize that you never use the previous versions when you get an upgrade. Beat it in 15 minutes too, no incentive to go back and get a lower score either.
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It is absolutely TERRIBLE that you can't accost the entire field. You can't even get to the edge most of the time. So most the time you are restarting after the first shot because if you hit it wrong there is no way to get to the castle that is it the far right. Very frustrating.
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Really? After about 40 tries on level 24 of just tossing and tossing and tossing A almost complete miss, (I was already about to punch reset)
.....and the princess just croaks......
I'm just going to blame eating to much McDonald's and party on about that Badge of The Day :D
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grrrr..... the queen and princess are hiding behind metal walls and a wood roof, with ten ton rocks piling up on top of it... not to mention the rubble from the rest of the castle... yet it doesnt collapse. Nor does it catch on fire when i throw bombs at it. Where is this invincible wood grow? i want some
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Congratulations!
Badge earned Badge Of The Day You just earned the Castle Crushers Badge and 15 points + 15 points for Badge of the Day!
Not really that hard.... 4/5
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Try this, if you beat it, I give my respect to you
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COPY AND PAST THIS IN THE LOAD AND C IF U CAN BEAT MI LV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My castle