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castle clouts better, the way the walls move, and are so fake really makes this game suck. Also, heavy and small balls travel the same distance which proves the physics engine is horrible.
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soo i spent this game attacking castles that were defenseless outside of walls and timber--a simple sortie would have dealt with the trubechet--filled primarily with non-combatant noblewomen. and im told i've kept the kingdom safe. yeah right piss off
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the game lags far too much for no apparent reason, and the fact that you only get 3 seconds after your final shot is rediculous. i've won a level like 5 times so far with it not counting because the last guy died as the 3 seconds ended.
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Congratulations! You just won the Castle Crushers Badge and 15 points!
Castle Crushers(completed)
Badge_earned
24 castles destroyed
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i cant get the game to load!!!!!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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try this. bet you can't do it!
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For the levels people think are impossible, 17, 21, 23, you just have to get lucky with the bounces. I beat it but a few of the levels took like 15 tries.
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Dumbest part about this game is that smaller rocks don't go any further than larger ones, making them completely pointless and calling into question your basic understanding of physics.
Other than that... decent.
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boring- kill a maid
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Clayffo: "it would be a nice touch if players could design castles and post them for others to try" ... you are joking right?
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